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The Orioles are calling up John Maine, who will start on Friday vs the Twins. So both Maine and Cabrera, who pitched here (Delmava Shorebirds, A Ball) are in the Orioles Rotation. Cabrera is pitching well enough (leads all Rookies in most of the major pitching stats, and is a couple IP short of qualifying in the top 5 of ERA for the AL) to possibly get a run at ROY. And Game 1 of the Doubleheader is just getting started..

yeah, didnt see any of that

Vince actually came out in a suit and tie (he normally dresses down a bit..) Angle had everyone fooled including Vince. "You don't fool with Mother nature, but its career suicide to fool with Mr. McMahon" Vince fires Angle and then Angle throws his crutch down. Vince grabs the crutch and swings it at Angle and chases him around the ring with it. Vince puts Angle back on the active roster and makes a match Angle vs Eddy at Summerslam. Eddy drives out in a blue lowrider. Vince gets in the lowrider with Eddy and Eddy gets it to go up and down..end of show.

Havent gotten that far yet. Im watching Batista Lite vs Cena. Pretty dumb match all the way around. WILL EDDY BEG FOR HIS JOB??

Well thats a nice perk.

I doubt the idea of drinking something that looked like a cross between toiletbowl cleaner and windex would ever catch on. Its one of those "What the hell were they thinking?" things...The stuff could have been the best tasting soda ever and it would have still flopped because of its color.

Im hijacking this news thread for a second to mention that Summerslam's theme song was revealed on Smackdown (as much of a spoiler this is, its not that big of a deal) to be... "Summertime Blues" - Rush

AHAHA.. Theme Song for Summerslam Rush - "Summertime Blues" Torrie's reaction to being "fired" = priceless. Linda McMahon and Mick Foley will be at the Democratic Convention..yippee. They actually promoted the Velocity ME of RVD vs Dupree.

Ok.. It got 20 minutes ... x 1/5

There was also a video showing all of the stuff that happened in Japan over the weekend. Theres also going to be some sort of announcement on the theme song for Summerslam later in the show... Bradshaw is outside posing with the Rocky statue and then they go up and he's put his cowboy hat on Rocky's head. Bradshaw is in the ring with Taker and he says he already had a match at Summerslam, not against Taker but versus ........Shannon Moore. The Girls like him, and some guys do to, nothing wrong with that...buy rates through the roof.

To my surprise, Diet Rite has ZERO CARBS plastered all over it although the stuff tastes like crap. And every C2 I get out of a vending machine in the bottle fizzes up and goes all over the place.

Im trying to figure out the halucinations..and now I get them..

On the Os page, it says that Wakefield is going to pitch both games, but I doubt that. Rodrigo Lopez starts the first game and Dave Borkowski starts the 2nd game for the Orioles.

4. If you are using a 56K modem or slower, you will be at a disadvantage when bidding against other league members with faster connections. Although 56K modems are still supported, we recommend you use a computer with DSL, cable modem, or faster when it is time for your auction. We also recommend that you test out this other computer beforehand to ensure all system requirements are met. Well darn. How many of you have connections faster than 26.4? Stupid question. And I guess Im gonna have to dig out IE since it doesn't seem to like Mozilla Firefox..

Orioles win 10-5 Tejada had 5 RBIs and Newhan continued his hot hitting with a 4 hit game. Doubleheader tomorrow...

CBS Guy #1 - "You know what would make a really good reality show?" CBS Guy #2 - "What?" CBS Guy #1 - "A reality show where you face your worst fears." CBS Guy #2 - "But thats already taken by NBC, you know..Fear Factor.." CBS Guy #1 - "But, this one is hosted by Freddy of Nightmare on Elm Street..it will be terrifying!" CBS Guy #2 - "I don't know..that Joe Rogan can be pretty creepy at times himself." This show will absolutely not work on CBS. It probably wouldn't even work on the Sci Fi Channel, but at least it would have a chance on Sci Fi. *shakes head in disgust*

NEWHAN ! INSIDE THE PARK HOME RUN! WHOOO!

Im waiting for the World Series to get "THIS TIME IT COUNTS EVEN MORE" - whichever league wins the World Series gets Home Field in the All Star Game. Its the logical continuation of the home field advantage in the world series based on the All Star Game.

Buehrle has a perfect game going through 5 vs the Indians..

Tejada with a 2 run Single and the Os lead 5-3, still no outs in the 6th.

First of all, I dont know whether or not its a play on words but it probably should be the Oxycontin Bowl instead of the Oxycotton Bowl.. MARYLAND TERRAPINS SCHEDULE Week 1 (8/28 – 9/6) Notre Dame vs. Maryland Week 2 (9/9 – 9/11) Rutgers vs. Maryland Week 3 (9/16 – 9/18) Maryland vs. West Virginia* Week 4 (9/23 – 9/25) Maryland vs. Michigan Week 5 (9/29 – 10/2) Maryland vs. Oklahoma Week 6 (10/7 – 10/9) Maryland vs. Auburn Week 7 (10/13 – 10/16) Boston College vs. Maryland Week 8 (10/21 – 10/23) Maryland vs. Hawaii Week 9 (10/28 – 10/30) Florida State vs. Maryland* Week 10 (11/2 – 11/6) Maryland vs. Virginia* Week 11 (11/9 – 11/13) Maryland vs. Ohio State Week 12 (11/18 – 11/20) Syracuse vs. Maryland Week 13 (11/23 – 11/27) Miami vs. Maryland Worst Case Scenario: 11-2, which should be good enough to make the BA Championship game and get a BCS game.

The design of the uniforms wont be revealed until August 11th. Logo looks like this:

You would have to be pretty stupid to be locked up in jail, manage to escape and come back.

Add Shaq to a team that was close to upseting the Pacers and making the Eastern Conference finals and stick them in a crappy division with the Wizards, Hawks and an Expansion Team, and you have a recipe for them to be so damn great.

Anyone stupid enough to put money down on the Wizards, even at 200-1, deserves to lose their money. I admit that getting Jamison might help some, but they are in the same division with Miami, and to some extent Orlando, so I doubt they'll even be close enough to sniff the 8th seed anytime soon. EASTERN CONFERENCE -Atlantic- Boston Celtics New Jersey Nets New York Knicks Philadelphia 76ers Toronto Raptors -Central- Chicago Bulls Cleveland Cavaliers Detroit Pistons Indiana Pacers Milwaukee Bucks -Southeast- Atlanta Hawks Charlotte Bobcats Miami Heat Orlando Magic Washington Wizards WESTERN CONFERENCE -Southwest- Dallas Mavericks Houston Rockets Memphis Grizzlies New Orleans Hornets San Antonio Spurs -Northwest- Denver Nuggets Minnesota T-Wolves Portland Trail Blazers Seattle SuperSonics Utah Jazz -Pacific- Golden State Warriors Los Angeles Clippers Los Angeles Lakers Phoenix Suns Sacramento Kings The Southwest division is LOADED. You could make a case for all 5 teams making the playoffs, and definitely 3 will make it (Dallas,San Antonio,Houston).