Lita made the fatal mistake of not swearing the camera guy, the guys in the production truck, J.R., the King, and the millions watching at home to secrecy as well.
I'd be funny if they went the whole 9 months and everyone but Matt knew she was pregnant. Have the announcers suddenly stop mentioning it whenever he comes around and everything...
Matt: Hey Lita! You're a little bigger lately. You getting fat or something?
Lita: Uhh.....yeah...that's it. Fat.
Matt: Lita, maybe you should go out and get a little exercise, you know?
Lita: Come on Matt, ith not worth the riskth.
*Baby plops onto the floor from Lita's skirt*
Matt: What the hell is that?!
Lita: Um.....uh.....a roathed chicken. He he. Sorry, honey. I was thaving it for later.
Matt: Okay, baby, I guess......
*Matt walks out, completely oblivious that the "roasted chicken" on the floor has started to cry*
Lita: Whew, that wath a cloth one.
It should be an actual roasted chicken, extra crispy.