MarvinisaLunatic

I couldnt work at a video game store. Im too biased. Of course I'd probably fit in quite well, its just that its more often stores have clerks who push the X Box stuff and not the Gamecube stuff, which is what I'd end up doing.

I would honestly rather see Eddy/Booker but Eddy/Taker at Summerslam would sure beat more Eddy/Bradshaw.

I have reason to believe that Eddy retains at The GAB, and then they use Mordecai as a transitional challenger during July and then switch gears and focus on Taker for Summerslam in August. Which basically means July is going to be full of suckiness which is worse considering RAW has a PPV. I suppose it could be worse (a couple more weeks of Bradshaw..) but having Mordecai challenge for the title in any way would be very close behind that.

So, there was no mention of Mordecai in the show spoilers, but as you know I get the TV feed of Smackdown, and they inserted a pretaped spot with Mordecai praying in front of his "cross" in a room full of candles. Mordecai: "Before me lies a lockeroom full of sinners, blasphemers, and the obscene. None of them are worthy of your mercy and all of them will feel my wrath. And one of them, the worst sinner of them all, he has the gall to call himself champion. One who lies, cheats and steals. He takes the values that we endure and throws them in the gutter from which he came. A liar, a cheater and a thief. He will suffer for his transgressions and he will pay the price for his sins. For he will learn to hear me and fear me." Tazz: "What's Mordecai's problem with Eddy Guerrero?" So...Mordecai is coming after Eddy now. I guess they decided to scrap him going after Taker which lends credit to him at least turning tweener.. Please don't shoot the messenger..

Im loving the WWE-spin on the Bradshaw getting fired deal. They edited all the news footage they used for all their teasers to stop short of saying that he was fired for the incident in Germany. They are basically trying to pass off his firing as a result of the stuff he's said during his feud with Eddy and the fact that he's a wrestler. I haven't seen Bradshaws "explanation" yet but Im sure it will go along those same lines. Other stuff: The Glass Crypt will supposedly be made of 3 inch thick glass, but I still think if they actually go through with filling it with concrete that it would shatter. A regular casket was filled with Cement and I feel sorry for whoever has to move it and clean up the overflow. Funaki as John Cena = Silver...not as funny as you might think, but still funny because..well its Funaki dressed as Cena. Kenzo has another blah match. Bradshaw will be on Howard Stern tomorrow morning...so I guess thats Friday morning. Bradshaw "in his own words"...talks about Reagan dying and the media only focusing on him. He won't beg for anything, he'll fight back..He wont back up from anybody..if you don't like it you cna go to hell..Hes an American..rants on about some other stuff thats anti-US Media..calling JBL anything other than a Great American is like calling Mother Theresa a Prostitute. Says that CNBC finally realized he was a wrestler..Everyone loves free speech until someone use it..insults the crowd some..cuts to the match at GAB...blood will flow like a river in the match.. If he has to destroy himself to destroy Eddy then thats what he'll do.. Chavo Sr. busted out a surprisingly good moonsault in his match, but everything else in the very short match was all Rey. Luther Rains squashes Funaki..flat...yippee. Afformentioned Moredcai piece which I started a seperate thread for because its pretty big news in and of itself.. Tag Match gets two segments..first part was ok, second is highlighted by Cena/RVD (partners) fighting and then the lights go out, back on and Takers already in the ring to Chokeslam RVD and Tombstone Cena and oddly enough the crowd didn't seem to know what to do.. Show is over.

this is just like the 50 reasons why the Matrix sucked.

Mordecai got injuried and has the apparently the same injury HHH has, while Mordecai was training. Yes, that's another reason gone from watching Smackdown. But..but..does this mean we all owe Gearhead an apology? see this thread

Well...here comes Gagne with 2 on and a 4 run lead.. Gee..I wonder whats gonna happen?

This guy

Well uh..they do tape Velocity before Smackdown...

lol at the lakers making a run..they've cut it to 13

Encarnacion hits a 3 run homer and this game is pretty much over in the bottom of the 6th at 4-0.

This Os/Dodgers game is BRUTAL, even for a pitchers duel.

Im only 3 1/2 years old..

Lazy people get those house redesign reality shows to redo and fix their house for free.

Does my avatar work? I'll really feel bad if he turns up dead or something, but Im willing to bet hes not. Oh, and that sig should go. Dames has a fear of spiders or something and that looks like a spider, sort of.

I figured it out! Kane wanted Lita to have his baby.. and somehow Matt Hardy is going to think its his.. and then they will fight and cause Lita to have a miscarriage. I think I've seen this before somewhere. I feel proud of myself for calling this minutes after it happened on RAW. And you know its going to go the Miscarriage route..maybe an abortion route.. I can see it now.. The Pro Life/Pro Choice Match! Kane vs Matt Hardy. If Matt wins, Lita can have an abortion. If Kane wins, Lita has to go through with the pregnancy and have the demon baby. SEE THE DEMON BABY!

But..I cant see Chavo Sr doing X division matches..

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Bradshaw chased him back to Mexico!

I've got a great idea.. The Smart Marks Olympics! It'll be like the Gang Wars, only single posters.. *dodges tomatoes, sidesteps off the stage quickly while pulling tortilla chips out of his pocket and dipping them in the smushed tomatoes on his shirt*

lol..they are showing the same 8 minute clip they showed during RAW.. WTF?

If you remember the 3 hour nitros, they sucked. First hour..talk commercial talk commerical talk commercial talk commerical 2 minute match commerical talk commercial talk RAW doesnt need that.. ORTON TAPS! WHEEE!

I wonder if this is a test to see how a longer RAW would do. I certainly hope they dont expand RAW to 2 1/2 hours.

What would have been cool if if the debut of Joe Schmo 2 was tonight and they asked people to sit through that and during the commercials they would show updates... WCW Nitro Hogan vs Giant/Robin Hood memories..