Gary Floyd

Never really liked Evanescence.

The problem I have with this, is that it strays too far away from the story. The story "I Am Legend" may be the greatest vampire novel/novelette ever written. The fact that it might end up being a buddy flick ruins the whole thing, because it's nothing like the original novel. I know that movies usually tend to be different than books, but this is a bit too radical, considering that the original story is about the last man on Earth, not the last men. -Anyways, it's been confirmed that Kevin Smith will be doing a commentary track for the upcoming special edition of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2"

A 30 year old virgin who still lives with his parents, has "experience" with a benchpress, and looks like a potential child molestor, is telling us to "get a life"

Yeah, like a guy named Tuxedo Mask needs to be taken seriously.

Hoobastank. Really, it sounds like a drunken frat prank, only really lame.

Congrats Edwin: You sound like a hipster who reads too much Pitchfork.

Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five-The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel

The worst thing is, when I go back to college Sunday, I know that for months on end, I will have to hear that horrible piece of shit nearly every day.

"There was no hip movement!"

-The trailer for "Feast" is up. Remember, it comes out on September 22nd and 23rd in midnight screenings, then goes to DVD unrated on October 17th -Behind the Scenes photos for the Day of the Dead remake are up -It seems like the upcoming adaptation of Richard Matherson's "I Am Legend" might be (ugh) a buddy flick. Will Smith and Johnny Depp are set to star. -"Creep" director Christopher Smith's next project is called "Severence". The movie deals with a group of buisinessmen on a retreat, only to be hunted by a pair of renegade war-crazed soldiers. The official website has a trailer, and it looks like a lot of fun. -"Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes" will debut on Sci-Fi on October 28th. The movie stars Lance Hendrikson and Doug (the "Hellraiser" movies) Bradley, and was directed by Jake ("Evil Aliens") West -The new poster for "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning" is up

I'm not suprised.

Dude, you can say "what the fuck" here. Also, I think it means being got with pot in your car.

I Wanna Be Your Lard Machine

"Achey Breaky Heart" (sic) is one of the worst songs I've ever heard in my life. Also, "You Saved Me" by R.Kelly.

No, Karr actually had sex with little girls. WP is still a virgin. I'd think it would be better to be a virgin than a pedophile though.

Soon, JR is going to say something like "This is like the time when...". Or maybe not, because not even "Family Guy" makes this many pop culture references.

Lame. Sorry, I just always found that comic to suck

"Katrina like tragedy" Oh shit, that's not going to go over well...

How many more pop culture references is JR going to make.

The bald one sounds like Conan impersonating Arnold

Poor Robert Patrick. At least it won't be as bad as "Date Movie"

Time to hype the latest shitty WWE movie.

I'm suprised the gay junkie won

Well, I left the Raw thread for this, because Goddamnit, it's still more fun than Raw