Gary Floyd

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-Well, last night's Raw was a mixed bag for me. The Vince vs. God bits are just another part of the worst feud of the year (so far) in Shawn vs. Vince, narrowly beating out Kane going crazy over May 19th. Come on Kane, you were in a movie that will most likely suck, there's no reason to take it out on other people. I'm sure that people will suffer watching it. That out of the way, we did get the return of Charlie Haas, Edge actually walking off at the end of Raw unhumiliated and winning, and more awesomeness from the Trish vs. Mickie. -I bought the Unrated version of "Hostel", as well as the 2-disc special editon of "From Dusk Till Dawn". -To close today's blog, here's a list of Horror movie Sequals that I always thought were underrated, and why. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2-the movie that introduced Bill Mosely to an unexpecting world. The funniest performance though, goes to Jim Sidow as Drayton Sawyer, who has one of the funniest lines in horror history when he tries to spell sex, or as he spells it, "S-C-E-X!" House 2-I actually like this one better than the original. It's got a caterpuppy (just see the movie, you'll know what I'm talking about), a swordfight, a 170 year old cowboy zombie (who says "Ronnie Reagan wouldn't last 5 minutes in the old west) and more. Beyond Re-Animator-Better than "Bride of Re-Animator", this movie has less lame puns, is funnier, has a re-animated penis duking it out with a re-animated rat, a jawless zombie trying to drink milk, and more. Also has one of the best double entendres in movie history Howard Philips: That's the way to the hole! Herbert West: It certainly is. Creepshow II-The first two segments of this one aren't too much to write home about. The third one however, titled "The Hitch-Hiker", is fucking creepy. Here, a woman runs over a homeless man. However, he comes back...repeatedly. Return of The Living Dead III-Not as good as the first, but better than the second, this Brian Yuzna directed sequal answers the age old question: what would happen if Romeo and Juliet were a zombie movie? Well, the answer is here. While it does have a few amusing moments (it's hard to hate lines like "Julie, You should quit eating that mans brains!"), this movie plays it all more straight. Also, Mindy Clarke plays Julie. Here, you get to see her tits, and after she becomes a zombie, she turns herself into a human pincushion/weapon. Again, you need to see it to know what I'm talking about. Well, that's all for now.

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Holy shit, Edge actually gets the pin this week instead of being humiliated yet again.

God, this is too awesome for words. I am loving this way too much right now.

Shit, Trish is hotter than ever.

I know I've said it before, but Mickie vs. Trish is the best feud on Raw right now.

This is Raw. It's mostly one homoerotic scene after another.

No, but shit this stupid should be.

Man, this Vince vs. God bullshit is really getting old.

Clips From the movie

Coach: Ring Announcer and Color Commentator. He still sucks either way. Man, Shelton looks pretty cool in those shades.

You know, I knew a guy in High School who could fit his whole fist into his mouth, only it didn't get stuck. Why is Jon Lovitz shilling for Subway?

Sneek peek at the Silent Hill Movie tonight after Raw. Not bad.

I think they need to have someone become a big Hollywood type, even having them talk about how Scientology saved them.

Kane must realize how bad his movie will most likely be. Why else would he be freaking out?

I was watching MSNBC earlier, and Mcmahon made #3 in Olbermans "today's worst person in the world" bit.

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-Birthday was alright. Nothing big happened, but nothing bad happened either. -Tomorrow night, Adult Swim starts showing "Saved By The Bell". The reason this makes me happy is because it pisses people off. These guys love tofuck with their fans, and that's all kinds of awesome. The more pissed off Inuyasha fans there are, the better. -It seems like Bush will never get rid of Rumsfeld. I know that this isn't a political blog, and I tend not to talk about politics, but I'm starting to wonder what it would take to get to get Rumsfeld fired. Come on, six retired generals want the guy out, yet Bush continues to say he's doing a great job. I swear, Rumsfeld could rape infants on live television, and Bush would continue to talk about how he's "doing a great job". It just amazes me. -Thanks to everyone who wished me a happy birthday. For some reason, i wished that Leenawould have, but oh well. that's all for now folks.

Boards of Canada-In a Beautiful Place Out in the Country

How is that? I enjoy it. Underrated post rock album.

The Rapture-Echoes Ministry-The Mind is a Terrible Thing to Taste Dr. Octagon-Dr. Octagonecologyst Coil-Gold is The Metal With The Broadest Shoulders Kraftwerk-The Man Machine Red Sparrowes-At The Soundless Dawn