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Gary Floyd

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  1. Well, goodbye Joey. Guess this means the return of (sigh) Jim Ross.
  2. So, did Lawler just turn heel?
  3. Welcome to the WWE Joey. Vince just loves to humiliate Raw announcers, doesn't he? Probably masturbates to it.
  4. Welcome to the WWE. We love to piss you off see you smile.
  5. I have a feeling Joey will be leaving soon. Thank God we don't have Coach so far.
  6. Wow, a Burger King commercial that I didn't think was funny. I thought that was impossible at this point. (No, I'm not being sarcastic).
  7. I gotta admit, this is fucking awesome.
  8. I've hated it from day one. This feud will just never end, will it?
  9. You see, this is one of the reasons Mickey is great: We finally have a diva who can get good heel heat.
  10. Tonight, we get Cena vs. Kenny. You just know they are going to do a tired "OMG, They Killed Kenny" joke.
  11. Lawler: She look's just like the kind of girl I'd like to meet Isn't she a bit old for your tastes, Jerry? Yay, Mickey!
  12. That probably won't last long
  13. 23 Skidoo-Seven Songs Ghostface Killah-Fishscale Brian Eno-Before And After Science Brian Eno and David Byrne-My Life In The Bush Of Ghosts Ministry-Animositisomina Chapterhouse-Whirlpool
  14. -Well, I'm pretty busy as of late, which isn't the best way to start out the first entry of May '06. Oh well. -Has anybody seen the new commercial for the new Super Soaker called "The Oozinator"? If so, I just have to tell you: It scares the shit out of me. The commercial looks like it was made by pedophiles. -I saw Steve Colbert's ripping on the president on the net last night, and I liked what I saw. The silence in the room (filled with other Republicans) makes it a bit uncomfortable though. -Last Saturday's "Best Of" SNL episode (Best of TV Funhouse) was awesome. I always loved the TV Funhouse skits, and they had some of my favorites, including the X-Presidents, Fun With Real Audio (The Newscaster one and the MCain one were awesome, as was the Clinton Testimony one), Shazaang!, Cartoons in Black History (My favorite being the all African singing one), "Trapped In The Disney Vault", "Christmas Time For the Jews" The tribute to Charles Schultz...they had almost everything. The only problems were the cutting some of them got, and the Ace and Gary bits were annoying. Oh, and for thouse of you who wish they had the Ray Lewis one, Here's "Ray of Light". -Now, here's a website for ya: http://www.bangme.net/ . There's some real "winners" here, just to let you know.
  15. That is one of the gayest things I've seen a a long time.
  16. Brian Eno-King's Lead Hat
  17. Here's what I would do: Get rid of Coach, keep Joey, and make Lawler a heel again. Of course, this is the WWE, and I rarely get what I want out of them.
  18. 1 - RV Sony Pictures Releasing $16,400,000 $16,400,000 1 3639 2 - United 93 N/A $11,605,000 $11,605,000 1 1795 3 - Stick It Buena Vista Pictures Distribution $11,255,000 $11,255,000 1 2038 4 1 Silent Hill TriStar Pictures $9,300,000 $34,231,000 2 2932 5 2 Scary Movie 4 The Weinstein Company , Buena Vista Pictures Distribution, Dimension Films $7,808,000 $78,171,000 3 3418 6 3 The Sentinel 20th Century Fox Distribution $7,600,000 $25,541,000 2 2851 7 4 Ice Age: The Meltdown 20th Century Fox $7,050,000 $177,708,000 5 3122 8 - Akeelah and the Bee Lions Gate Releasing $6,250,000 $6,250,000 1 2195 9 5 The Wild Walt Disney Pictures $4,719,000 $28,430,000 3 2605 10 6 The Benchwarmers Sony Pictures Releasing $4,400,000 $52,782,000 4 2695 11 10 Friends With Money Sony Pictures Classics $2,173,000 $8,177,000 4 1010 12 8 Inside Man Universal Pictures Distribution $2,051,000 $84,435,000 6 1294
  19. I predict that Vince will be involved in an angle.
  20. Album Leaf w/ Sigur Ros-Streamside
  21. La Parka is a great option.
  22. Oh, I have a mind of my own Isn't that right better side of the scary fucking fish? Also, I think that you (Kotz) would make a great mod (Yes, I'm sucking up. At least I asmit I'm sucking up.)
  23. That picture of the girl being fucked, then thrown into a pool, is all kinds of awesome. I used to know someone who looked a lot like her
  24. -Last night I watched The Bird With The Crystal Plumage, and I loved it. It's a great piece of early giallo style horror cinema, and it was Dario Argento's directorial review. -Listened to the reissue to Chapterhouses album Whirlpool, and it's pretty good. The bonus tracks (all ep songs) are a mixed bag (some are great, some not so great) but the album tracks are great. Good to see a reissue of this, as it's a bit of a lost classic in the shoegazer era. -It seems like a guy from Fox News has stepped in as Bush's new advisor. If you ask me, I'm suprised it took this long for a guy from Fox News to officially work for Bush, but it's happened. I will say this: He's probably the envy of a lot of the folks that work at Fox news. -I enjoy the Colbert report, but I must admit: I think that sometimes, he overplays the character a bit. It's not that hard to mock/satirize dudes like Hannity, but he sometimes overdoes his character, making it a little annoying. -And now, as I promised last night, here's my list of underrated/underappreciated comedy movies National Lampoon's European Vacation-Not as good as the first Vacation movie, or Christmas Vacation, but infanately better than Vegas Vacation. There are some lame moments (the dreadful 80's fashions come to mind), but there are some great moments, such as Eric Idle's appearances, and Clark forgetting to turn off the camcorder when he's having sex with his wife (and said video making it on the French Porn market). Pootie Tang-This, along with Undercover Brother, are far superior to the overrated Austin Powers movies (though I do love the second Powers movie the most). Everything about this movie is hysterical, from the Villains (Jennifer Coolidge as an over the top hooker, David Cross as a Pootie Tang Impersonator) to the soundtrack ("I Wanna Be Your Man" by Zapp and Roger in particular, is a great highlight), to the appearences from other comics (Todd Berry comes to mind) to Pooties daddy, to the guy who always repeats what others are saying, to Dirty D ("They made me shower!"), to Pooties way with the ladies, to Bob Costas, to Pooties dialogue in general, to the absurd fight scenes-just about everything in this movie is hilarious. Kung Pow-I'm only mentioning this because I don't know anyone that loves this movie. How can anybody hate a movie with Gopher Chucks and a villain named Bettie? Plus: "That's alotta nuts!" Shaolin Soccer-Not as good as Kung Fu Hustle, but close enough. Have I ever mentioned that Stephen Chou is fucking awesome? Canadian Bacon-The last movie John Candy starred in, and the only movie Michael Moore has done that I can honestly enjoy. The highlights: John and the boys forgetting the words to Born in the U.S.A. and Oklahoma, and the scene at the camp fire were we realize that the black guy is always the first guy to die in movies. Joes Apartment -Singing cockroaches (one voiced by Dave Chappel), making fun of scenester kids, a man named Walter Shit, syncronized swimming in a toilet, Robert Vaughn, and Don Ho. I have always loved this movie, but nobody else seems to. Beavis and Butthead Do America-The peyote trip itself is a highlight of 90's comedy in itself. Also: "The guys who's trailer off they were wacking" may be one of the funniest things ever said. Dirty Work-Norm McDonald was always underrated in my eyes, and this movie proves it. Moments such as "Men in Black-Having Sex with Other men" are good, but the dead hookers in a car joke is a thing of comic genius. Street Trash-Essentially a horror comedy, but oh well. Here's a movie with a liquor that causes the body to melt into monet like colors, or causes it to explode. Also has: rape, necrophillia, a cop who pukes on people, bad dialogue, fart jokes, and most memorably of all: A game of Hot Potato with a severed penis. Very Bad Things-The wanna be Quentin Tarentino moments suck, but the rest of this movie is great. Jokes about chopping up hookers, Daniel Stern going insane, Christian Slater being an evil asshole, and a wonderfully dark ending. The Cable Guy-Jim Carey as a psychotic stalker. When this came out, critics (and audiences) hated it, or didn't understand it. I think this sucker a a great piece of dark comedy. Also, to this day, I sometimes say "Oh Billy!" Cabin Boy-I don't care what anybody says: this movie is awesome. Chris Elliot, a cameo from David Letterman, and great dialogue ("These Pipe Are Clean!").
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