Gary Floyd

Now for your pointless interview segment. To make matters worse, Coach is here. Man, the crowd is ripping Cena apart. I love it.

At least Trish won.

Because Vince must like him. Coach is the MadTV cast member of wrestling announcers: He tries way too hard, and is really annoying.

I'm going with HBK/Vince-mainly because it's so painful to watch, and has brought forth the return of the "kiss my ass" club.

The thing about Ringu is that when it came out, horror fans were talking about how it was the best horror movies in ages. When I finally saw it, I just remember saying to myself "that was it?" I think one of the reasons it got so much hype (other than it's success in it's native Japan) was because it wasn't from Hollywood, and if there is anything I've learned about horror fans today, is that you are not allowed like any movie from Hollywood that comes out these days. That's why I tend to ignore a lot of today's horror fans: because most of them are elitist snobs. I'll most likely do a longer rant about this in my smartmarks blog in the future.

I'll watch tonight. Last week wan't anything special, but wasn't too bad, except for the finish to the main event, and the return of the kiss my ass club.

Well, I've heard some good things about "2001 Maniacs", which has Robert Englund as a psychopathic Redneck Mayor.

Ol' Dirty Bastard-Brooklyn Zoo

Linda McMahon would be a better (or at least slightly less annoying) heel announcer than Coach. I fucking can't stand to listen to that guy.

1 - Tyler Perry's Madea's Family Reunion Lions Gate Releasing $30,250,000 $30,250,000 1 2194 2 1 Eight Below Walt Disney Pictures $15,722,000 $45,055,000 2 3072 3 3 The Pink Panther MGM Distribution Company $11,300,000 $61,046,000 3 3313 4 2 Date Movie 20th Century Fox Distribution $9,225,000 $33,912,000 2 2898 5 4 Curious George Universal Pictures Distribution $7,005,000 $43,139,000 3 2609 6 6 Firewall Warner Bros. Pictures Distribution $6,280,000 $36,893,000 3 2740 7 5 Final Destination 3 New Line Cinema $5,350,000 $44,799,000 3 2726 8 - Doogal The Weinstein Company $3,609,000 $3,609,000 1 2318 9 - Running Scared New Line Cinema $3,075,000 $3,075,000 1 1611 10 7 Freedomland Sony Pictures Releasing $2,900,000 $10,778,000 2 2361 11 8 When a Stranger Calls Screen Gems $2,700,000 $45,657,000 4 2060 12 9 Big Momma's House 2 20th Century Fox Distribution $2,400,000 $65,679,000 5 1535 I remeber seeing commercials for "Doogal" and "Running Scared", and I just knew that they would tank.

Can I just mention that several Asian horror movies that have been hyped as the best thing ever (Ju-On, Ringu, Dark Water, The Eye) were huge disappointments to me. Hell, I actually like the American version of "The Ring" more than the Japanese original. Of course, saying that is practically forbidden in the minds of most horror fans, but at this point, I don't care what others think of what I like.

That, or the finish to the main event on Raw last Monday.

Boris and Merzbow-Sun Baked Snow Cave It's basically on long, droning, 62 minute track. So far, it's pretty impressive though. Also, it's the third Merzbow/Boris collaberation to date.

I really liked him as a tweener. Other than that, I hope to see him in TNA if his contract isn't renewed.

I don't actually like this picture. I only included it because I figured that Carnical would hate it. Anyways: http://pictures.greatestjournal.com/userimg/4841570/798300

Here's your Spring 2006 Horror Movie Schedule. Note: Dates may change. March 3rd -Pulse-Remake of the Japanese Horror film, starring Ian Somerhalder, Kristen Bell, Steve Talley, and Christina Milian. Deals with an evil entity released into our world via computer. Check out the official website at http://www.youarenowinfected.com/ March 10th -The Hills Have Eyes-Remake of the inbred family vs. regular family classic from the 70's, here directed by Alexandre Aja. Stars Aaron Stanford, Vinessa Shaw, Emilie de Ravin, Dan Byrd, Ted Levine, Kathleen Quinlan, and Robert Joy. Official Site: http://www2.foxsearchlight.com/thehillshaveeyes/ March 17th -Night of the Living Dead 3D-Remake of George Romero's classic (made without his permission, of course) starring Sid Haig. In Limited release. Official Website: http://www.nightofthelivingdead3d.com/ March 21st. -Headspace-DVD debut of film dealing with a man with an expanding intellect, and murders. Stars Christopher Denham, Udo Kier, and Dee Wallace Stone. Official Website: http://www.headspacethemovie.com/ -House of the Dead II: Dead Aim-For those of you fortunate enough to miss this movies Sci-Fi debut, it makes it's DVD debut on this date. Fortunatelu, Uwe Boll had nothing to do with it. March 24th -Stay Alive-A group of friends play a game online, and discover that the games villain is manifesting-and killing-in the real world. Stars Frankie Muniz and Steve Zahn. March 28th -Shadow: Dead Riot-DVD debut of this movie, which is a Women in prison movie, and a zombie movie. Stars Female Kick Boxer Carla Greene (in her acting debut), and Tony Todd (in a stupid looking wig.). Official Website:http://www.deadriot.com/ -2001 Maniacs-DVD debut of Tim Sullivans sequal to Herschel Gordon Lewis' original. Stars Robert Englund, Lin Shaye, and Giuseppe Andrews March 31st -Slither-"Dawn of the Dead" remake writer James Gunn makes his directorial debut with this movie about an alien invasion in a small town. Stars Michael Rooker, Elizabeth Banks, Gregg Henry, Nathan Fillion, and Rheagan Wallace, with a cameo from Troma head Lloyd Kaufman. Official Website: http://www.slithermovie.net/ April 11th -The Dark-DVD Debut of this British Horror Film, starring Sean Bean and Maria Bello. April 14th -Hard Candy-Limited Release of this Festival favorite, dealing with a pedophile who ends up neck deep in shit when he picks up a girl who's more than she seems to be. Stars Patrick Wilson, Ellen Page, Sandra Oh, amd Jennifer Holmes Official Website: http://www.hardcandymovie.com/ -Scary Movie 4-"War of the World" and "Saw" are among the movies getting poorly sent up this time around. Stars Anna Farris, Regina Hall, Andre Benjamin, Joanna Krupa, and Leslie Nielsen. April 18th -Event Horizon-Special 2-disc special edition of this 1997 sci-fi/horror film. -Hostel-DVD debut of Eli Roth's 2nd film, which I'm sure everybody here has seen. April 21st -Silent Hill-Video Game adaptation, that looks like it will be worth it for the fact that it will be directed by Christopher ("Brotherhood of the Wolf") Gans, and was written by Roger Avery. Stars Radha Mitchell, Sean Bean, Laurie Holden, Deborah Kara Unger, Kim Coates,and Tanya Allen. Official Website: http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/silenthill/ May 5th -An American Haunting-Yet another cinematic retelling of the tale of the Bell Witch. Stars Donald Sutherland, Sissy Spacek, and James D’Arcy. Official Website: http://www.anamericanhauntingonline.com/ May 19th -See No Evil-You know about this one: The WWE's slasher film starring Kane. Official Website: http://seenoevilthemovie.com/ That's all for now.

I grew up on the Andy Griffith show. This really sucks, though I''m not suprised. R.I.P. dude.

Man, only one response? I must have the most boring blog in this place. Anyways, I'm mostly posting today out of boredom. So, here's a list I made up, out of boredom. 8 things in music, and things about music fans, that annoy me. 1.) Bands who do entire albums either without a title, or without a song title. Really, it's the most pretentious thing on Earth. Examples of artists who have done this include Sigur Ros, Merzbow, and Farmers Manual. While I like Merzbow and Sigur Ros, I still find this annoying. 2.) People who constantly go on about what Punk was about back in the day. You wanna know something? Nobody will ever really know what punk was about, because it was about a lot of things. It wasn't about just one single thing. 3.) People who complain about Hip Hop. This usually comes from 1.) Classic Rock and Prog Rock fans, 2.) Jazz Snobs, and 3.) Racist Halfwits. Basically, the same kind of people who will debate Pink Floyd (who I love) or John Coltrane (not a diss on Coltrane, since I also love his work), but are either too boring, or too self important to recognize something different and innovative now and then. Just remember this rock snobs: You may badmouth someone like Acelyone, but remember that there was a time when the bands you loved were dismissed. 4.) Ridiculously long album titles. This is very common in the world of Post Rock (i.e. A Silver MT. Zion, GYBE!). While I do enjoy Post Rock, this really gets on my nerves. 5.) Tool fans. Most of the Tool fans I've encountered are incredibly boring pseudo-intellecualist pricks. Also, most ICP fans I've encountered are complete retards. Carnival is probably the only ICP fan I've discovered on the net who doesn't annoy me. 6.) Frank Zappa fans. Not really a complaint, but more of an observation: On every message board on the internet, there is someone who go on and on about Frank Zappas brilliance. Again, not a diss or complaint, just an observation. 7.) People who dismiss Pitchfork, but embrace other pretentious, scenester music websites. Sure, I think Pitchfork sucks, but people wh go on about why it sucks, but then embrace an equally pretentious webpage like Brainwashed are basically like the pot calling the kettle black. 8.) People who call you an idiot for liking a certain band. It seems like your not allowed to like bands like The Killers these days, because if you do, you'll have somebody call you an idiot, or go on a pointless rant (much like this one) about why they think that band sucks. Well, sorry that I haven't praised whatever new Sufjan Stevens album has come out, but there are bands that I can't bring myself to hate, so shove it hipsters. Well, that's all I have to say.

I've only heard him once, but from what I heard, I want to kick his teeth down his throat.

I'm looking forward to: Ministry-Rio Grande Blood Current 93-Black Ships Ate The Sky The New Radiohead album

Antipop Consortium-Tragic Epilogue Spiritualized-Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space Die Warzau-Engine

Great stuff there. Radiohead-My Iron Lung

Nitzer Ebb-Getting Closer

Shitmat-Full English Breakfast Venetian Snares-Rossz Csillag Alatt Született 23 Skidoo-The Gospel Comes to New Guinea 23 Skidoo-Urban Gamelan Silver Mt. Zion-He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corners of Our Rooms Nitzer Ebb-Showtime