Gary Floyd

About two nights ago, I had a dream that pornstar Wesley Pipes was narrating a day in my life. I woke up after the sixth or seventh time he said "Dick Dog."

Add me to the list of guys who hate Dream Theatre. I also had a roomate who would play them a whole lot, and it drove me crazy. At least he also liked Cynic and Watchtower.

I had a dream two nights ago that Wesley Pipes was narrating a day in my life. I woke up after the sixth or seventh time he said "Dick Dog."

I've really been into Watchtower lately.

I never really could get into ELP. God knows I've tried to, but I just can't. Brain Salad Surgery does have of my all time fave album covers though.

Gentle Giant's Octopus kicks all kinds of ass. As far as Prog albums go, i'd have to say my all time fave is Floyd's Meddle. Other will say its' WYWH, DOSTM, The Wall, Or Animals, but I always prefered Meddle. Also, does Krautrock count?

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/...race-barracuda/ McCain should ado what they say-he's no Magic Man.

Sigh are a pretty great band.

How's that? "Kobe, how does my ass taste?" That was the question Shaq asked Kobe as his rival's tongue went to work on his soiled sphincter. It was sturdy to say the least, hungrily lapping up everything it could, and not ignoring a single part of the rancid poop shoot. He just dug deeper, practically munching away as he felt some solid waste exit the putrid black hole. "GOD DAMNIT!" Shaq yelled orgasmically, jerking his large member as pre cum soaked his knuckles. Kobe was incredible at this-it was his specialty. He did it to Steve Nash earlier that week, and he had plans for Joe Crawford later on. Shaq's finger's gripped the swollen member. It felt like a firehose ready to go off at any second, yet the Phoenix Sun was able to hold it off-even at the sight of Kobe wildly eating out his shit stained shitter, feces dribbling from his chin like a grotesque milkshake, all while caressing his own member with extreme force. Nothing lasts forever though, and by the power of Shaq-Fu, Shaq's rectum fired liquid cannon into Kobe's gullet, soaking his face and mouth with diarrhea as Kobe ejaculated a fire hydrant like load into Shaq's gaping maul. Looking deep into each other's eyes, the two shared a French kiss, semen and feces mingling into each other's mouth to create something not even the Fu-Schnickens would consume. "Delicious" Kobe replied.

Come on, no love for "The Wild Bunch"?

Heel Turn

When Trace Adkin's sang the National Anthem, the CNN graphic said "Adkin's is mostly known fir singing the hit song "Honkey Tonk Badonkadonk."

What the fuck? "Home Improvement"?

Happy birthday to Mole.

I briefly read that as "Clit-Dawg."

Awwwww.

Awesome. Is it just me, or does that guy look sorta like Tom Arnold?

No "Gin and Juice"? For shame.

I'm addicted to "Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmer" and "Man vs. Wild."

Jerk bitching about Hillary last week and Palin this week makes me think he has some issues with women-and I don't even like those two.

Superman That Bro.

Win Ben Stein's doubt.