Gary Floyd

"Evil Aliens" is pretty much a near perfect splatter comedy. I mean come on, it has: Tons of gore, a dominatrix Alien Queen who fucks a nerd, a retarded farmer, a T-Shirt that reads "God Hates Trek", a Paul Lyndd-esque gay dude getting a giant crucifix shoved up his ass, a banana peel gag, tributes to Phantasm, an intergalactic version of "Jerry Springer", and best of all, this:

This is my fave so far.

How honored Bernie Mac would feel.

"Now I've got a brand new Combine Harvester..."

I can't say I hate her, but Yuna really gets on my nerves sometimes-especially her current sig picture.

That last post reminded me of Incandenza, Agent.

Someone's bitter and petty.

I'm not for some reason. I am suprised Current 93's Thunder Perfect Mind didn't though. That's an incredible album.

The new Made Out Of Babies is impressive. Also, L.A.X. by The Game isn't that good.

Interperet this as you will.

They are better than Esurance commercials.

This one reminds me of 2001 Now, a picture I don't like Jesus Christ Yuna.

Poor Chris Matthews. While CNN get's great seats, he has to sit outside behind idiotic truthers chanting "9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB" and "OBAMA IS A FAKE!" Seriously, I thought this shit was over.

Yes, it is based on "Dagon" and "Shadow." I still want Guillermo Del Toro to do that "At The Mountains Of Madness" movie he's been wanting to do. That would be incredible. Also, Stuart Gordon's going to take on "The Thing on the Doorstep" next.

An exclusive picture of Jericho's scowl earlier:

Of all people, Daddy Yankee supports McCain.

Yesterday: Today

I saw a leaked version of it, and I can say I wanted to like it more than I actually liked it. It's got some top notch scenes and some nice atmosphere, but it feels too much like an arthouse flick at times. Also, the acting is horrendous, particularly the lead, who is completely unlikeable, and whines most of the time. And Tori Spelling? Really? . It's worth a rental I guess, but nothing more. If you want to see a better take on Lovecraft, see Stuart Gordon's "Dagon" or that B&W "Call of Cthulhu" movie instead.

CM Punk jobbing to Jericho and not being in the Main Event on PPV is nothing to complain about. Face it, Punk's not ready for that kind of push yet. Please get that sand out of your vaginas and stop whining.

Go away Marvin.

"Why yes, I have."