Gary Floyd

What do you mean by "lovable?"

Freak-a me? FREAK-A YOU!!! ...man, I hated that show. How can you hate a show that had an episode filmed entirely in SCREAM O VISION !?! Maybe he ate off a plate David Lee Roth already ate off of. (that's a joke in the first episode) He's not a failure. It's just that his ideas are bad and dumb.

Good.

Kofi looks awesome.

Oh would you quit whining.

In the current Raw thread

This man speaks the truth. Also, Truthiness is getting on my good side tonight.

Goddamnit, Raw threads get more depressingly bad each week.

Freak-a me? FREAK-A YOU!!! ...man, I hated that show.

It's hilarious, distrubing, perverse, scatalogical, homophobic, mysoginistic, violent, schizo-in short, it's what many a white rapper has tried to accomplish, and failed to deliever. Rza's Production-"My beats are slammin' from the rugged programmin'" He brags about being on welfare. "Brooklyn Zoo" is awesome, but "Damage", "Proteck Your Neck II In The Zoo" and "Harlem World" deserve plenty of love. "Drunk Game (Sweer Sugar Pie)" in it's entirety. "I'm the baddest Hip Hop Man on the Planet!" He raps, sings, howls, bellows, forgets his rhymes-it's the musical equivelent of a paranoid crackhead on open mic night. Like The Gravediggaz "6 Feet Deep", it does what Insane Clown Posse and many of their peers tried to do, but failed to in the fact that it's violent, sexist, and really fucking funny instead of completely horrible. The opening. "Never in the History of Hip Hop" has never been used so appropriately. He randomly sings "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" Words of aadvice: "Go To School. Take a shit. Don't wipe ya ass." His Hip Hop drops on ya head like ra-a-ain His balls are fragile like eggs. GZA's performance on "Damage" is among his most underrated-plus, it's fun to hear him loosen up a bit. Not only is there no other Hip Hop album like it, there's no other album quite like it. It's a realy one in a kind experience that everyone must experience to truly understand or love.

I always though that if you were going to remake horror a movie, make sure it's one that millions don't hold dear. Take for example, "The Wizard Of Gore"-I like the original, though I wouldn't call it a classic, and the fact that it's getting remade doesn't seem like a bad idea (Suicide Girls aside), though that's mostly because of the cast (Crispin Glover as Montag the Magnificent? Jeffrey Combs as a Carnival Geek? I'm so there.)

Truthiness seems to have toned it down lately. Plus, he likes "Reasonable Doubt." ashamed wrestling fan though-yeah, he belongs in The Gulag.

I liked Gilbert Gottfried the most. That man always manages to crack me up. "The Olsen Twins walk into a bar. One of them asks "give us two Ass Hurts" The bartender asks "What are two Asshurts?" And one of them goes "Well, Bob Saget gives you a chocolate milkshake, and you wake up on your stomach..."

Jesus, the music on this show is amazing. The soundtrack album can't come soon enough. I have a feeling someone's going to die in the next episode-and I don't mean the boys.

Happy Birthday to Stephen Joseph.

For the past 3 days

Clone Wars is bad, but not "I wanna kill myself bad" that some are making it out to be, though I didn't go in with high expectations-it's at least better than Phantom Menace. I actually wasn't annoyed by Ahoska, though The baby Hutt and the gay Hutt I call "Capote the Hutt" are a different story all together. Just remember that this is a minor movie made for kids-nothing more nothing less-and if you don't go into it with high expectations, then you'll be alright. Mirrors is a wasted movie. There's 3 kills total (not bad ones either-the "jaw ripping" scene is worthy of Fulci), and it all feels like a Fulci movie-that is, one he did in his decline. It's also too long (nearly 2 hours) and poorly acted (especially Kiefer Sutherland). That out of the way, it's a rare example if a remake that's better than the original (the original is really boring), and isn't too bad-just boring. Both get 4/10.

Honestly, I expected "Clone Wars" to do better. "Mirrors" did better than I thought it would though.

Depeche Mode is supposed to have a new album out by December. Granted, I'm probably the only guy who cares, but oh well. Also, after hearing the new Re-Up Gang album, I'm convinced that Re-Up should stick to mixtapes. Hopefully, the upcoming new Clipse album will make up for it.

Trailer for "Reurn to Sleepaway Camp", which hits DVD October 21.

Jean Rollin is currently working on his last movie.

Well don't worry, because Rob's doing a comic of it.

At the moment it's Richard Laymon's "The Woods Are Dark" and "The Midnight Tour."