Gary Floyd

I'm sure nobody else saw it, but damn, Doug Jones was awesome on "Fear Itself" tonight.

I really don't think it is anymore. Sure, there's the wrestling section, but it's really just a pop culture/random bullshit board now if you ask me.

Seriously, what the fuck is this?

That reminds me: one of my favorite urban legends in wrestling is that Jimmy Valiant likes to lie under a glass table while a girl shits on said table. That and Antonio Pena turning half of AAA gay.

My defense of Pro Wrestling is this: Yes it's stupid, and that's why I like to watch it. Sometimes, you need to watch something dumb. Just don't take it seriously (Hence, why I tend to stay away from the wrestling folders and only talk about wrestling Monday nights on chat.) Oh and 36.) Pictures I Like 37.) The scary fucking fish

I still don't know why some (luke-o) are so bent out of shape over this. Then again, I have seen some pretty bad post F13 slasher movies from the 80's ("Don't Go In The Woods" and "Honeymoon Horror" for example), so maybe the magic is gone for me.

I love that movie. Any movie with horrible special effects and CLint Howard grossing out people in a truckstop=A+ material people. Agent has the best trilogy of videos on here. Then again, probably the only one, but still.

You know, I've been wanting to do "31 Days of the Dead" for a long time. Since December in fact. I've gone over all kinds of zombie flicks. From flesh eaters from Italy ("Burial Ground", "Hell of the Living Dead"), shot on camcorder shitfests ("Zombie Bloodbath"), Spanish Zombies ("Night of the Sorcerers", "Horror Rises From the Tomb"), obscure low budget oddities ("The Child", "Sugar Hill"), lost gems ("Sole Survivor"), Japanese zombies ("Junk"), bad Direct to DVD movies ("Dead Hate The Living", "Dead Heist"), pornographic zombie movies ("Erotic Nights of the Living Dead"), undead towns people ("Dead & Buried", "Messiah of Evil"), Certified classics ("The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue" "Carnival of Souls"), Hollywood Blockbusters ("Resident Evil: Extinction"), camp classics ("Night of the Comet", "Night of the Creeps"), lost gems ("Let's Scare Jessica To Death") and even frozen, remote controlled zombies with bad mustaches ("Frozen Scream"). So, what's the perfect way to end this month of zombie movies? Well, let's look at the first zombie movie ever made. That's right, the month ends with: 31.) White Zombie (1932) Plot: A young man turns to a witch doctor to get a woman away from her fiance. Instead, she becomes one of the living dead. Review: There are many other zombie movies I could have gone with-"Fiend", "The Video Dead", "The Day it Came To Earth", and "Blood Diner" to name a few-but I think it's best to go with the first zombie movie ever made-and a nice little B & W horror flick to boot. Apart from being the first zombie movie, the movie is also worth seeing for Bela Lugosi's great performance as "Murder Legendre", the witch doctor. Along with "The Black Cat" and "Dracula", this is one of Lugosi's best performances. The dead are also quite creepy-not shambling rotting corpses (this is the 30's for Christ Sake), but they are zombie none the less-though the hair on one of them is rather goofy, like something out of a 3 Stooges movie. Granted, there are better Black and White Zombie movies ("Night of the Living Dead" and "I Walked With a Zombie"), but this is still a ice, atmospheric entry into the genre-and not hard to find, as it's in the public domain. Raring: 8/10 Creepy Black and White horror with notable significance. With that, "31 Days of the Dead" comes to a close. Will there be a part 2 next year? Maybe. Right now I'm not sure, as this has spent my energy and this has made the possibility of my other plan for August-"Month of the Maligned" null and void. Until then, I'm all zombied out. Still, I hope everyone who read this enjoyed it, and will give some of these a look.

DO I?!?!? I jacked off at the sight man!

Anyone here heard Rock Dream? It's a live album (and collaberation with Merzbow), and it's great. Anyways

30.) Night of the Comet (1984) Plot: After a Comet destroys much of the population, two valley girls must fend for their lives against the living dead. Review Remember when I said "One Dark Knight" was the most 80's movie to be reviewed here? I was wrong. That award goes to Thom ("Sole Survivor") Eberhardt's Sci-Fi Horror/Comedy cult classic "Night of the Comet", with its 80's soundtrack, dialogue, hair, clothes, etc. The movie itself really isn't a horror movie. Sure, there's zombies, but at the end of the day, this is more of a comedy if anything. That out of the way, the dead aren't treated like a joke, and thankfully avoid being reduced to pratfalls and bad slapstick humor. The dead are pretty smart themselves, as they can fire guns, talk, and much more. Well, a few can, such as Willy and his gang. Willy by the way, gets away with great one liners ("I'm not crazy. I just don't give a fuck!" "Let's play a game, it's called scary noises.") Shame he kicks the bucket-again. The movie is largely light hearted, and the cast have a ball with it, while fortunately not overselling or mugging for the camera. Also, there' a scene in a shopping mall, but unlike Romero, director Eberhardt is not interested in biting social commentary. He just wants to entertain you. "Night of the Comet" may lack the eerie atmosphere of Eberhardt's previous entry in zombie movies "Sole Survivor", but it makes up for it with campy fun. Rating: 8/10 "Daddy would have gotten us Uzis." Tomorow, the final movie is: You'll see.

Yes. Still, this is Friday the 13th. They've done all the can with they series, so a remake was inevitable, and the most logical next step for the series to go.

Niggermania ain't runnun' wild.

It's pretty good. Not their best (that goes to Amplifier Worship) but good nonetheless. Are you listening to the Japanese or American version? Apparently the one Southern Lord released locally is way inferior to the original Jap release (which is the only one I've heard). Unfortunately, the Southern Lord version. It's still good, but oh well.

Wale's The Mixtape About Nothing may be my favorite mixtape of the year so far.

It's not bad, but it's not worth all the hype IMO.

29.) Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror (1981) Plot: A group of horny idiots (and a creepy manchild) have their plans for weekend nookie interrupted by Etruscan Zombies. Review: Hardly the most obscure movie in the list, "Burial Ground" is considered a great example of Italian gore cinema done right: unbelievably sleazy, gory, and dumb fun with plenty of memorable moments. The thing the movie is mostly known for is Peter Bark, a clearly 30 something midget who plays a mothers child (Casting director: "He's short, so nobody will know the difference!") who takes oedipal desires to really creepy new limits. He watches his mom get it on, feels her up, and in the moves conclusion, comes back from the dead and bites out a huge hunk of her tit. If this doesn't let you know what kind of movie this is, then wait, there's even more. The thing that strikes me the most about the movie, is how unbelievably stupid the people are here. In the beginning, an old professor is approached by the dead, and exclaims "Please, I'm your friend!" Amazingly, this doesn't work. Later on, after several people who you don't give a shit about (really, these are unlikeable people) are killed and devoured by the dead, one character says "Let's let (the zombies) in the house! Maybe they don't want us, but something in here!" So, how is the gore and make up FX. Well, they are great. Sure, it's obvious at times that they are masks, but the zombie make up and gore effects by legendary effects man Gino ("Zombi 2", "Cannibal Ferox", "Dune", "Living Dead at Manchester Morgue", "High Tension") De Rossi work. The dead are rotting, decrepit things, reminiscent almost of the zombies from the "Blind Dead" movies, only with maggots and worms infesting them. The gore is sloppy, messy, and nausea inducing. So yeah, it's great. "Burial Ground" will hardly win any awards. It's unoriginal (lifting off of Fulci's "Zombi 2" several times) and poorly acted. However, it's still a lot of gory, sleazy fun, especially if you are in the right frame of mind. Rating: 7.5/10 Pure unabashed, unashamed exploitation-like that's a bad thing. Next Time: Night Of The Comet

It's pretty good. Not their best (that goes to Amplifier Worship) but good nonetheless.

21.) EHME's Torn Condom

This made me laugh pretty hard.

Trailer for the upcoming "Friday the 13th" trailer. Bad quality, but hey: