Gary Floyd

Ray Sager's performance in "The Wizard of Gore" may be the best bad performance ever. Also, the upcoming remake doesn't look too bad (Crispin Glover as Montag? Jeffrey Combs as a circus geek? I'm so there.)

Welcome to the machine man.

I really wish somebody had told me Steve Moore of Zombi had a solo album out.

Well, here's what happened this week in case you've been living under a rock -John Edwards admitted to an affair with a woman while his wife has cancer. Class act. I'm sure Newt thinks he's an amatuer though. That reminds me: what is it with politicians and ugly chicks? Why can't they take a page out of Kennedy's book and nail a hot chick? You guys are fucking politicians, you can get better pussy. -Somebody was stabbed, killed, and decapitated on a bus in Manitoba. Westboro Baptist Church is there to tell people they are going to hell (really, I'm just apathetic towards these guys now. I've heard so much from them or about them that they are just old news), and or pals at PETA are behaving in the dignified way expected by running an add saying the guy's death is nowhere near as bad as killing an animal. Stay classy PETA. -John McCain keeps running negative adds, alienating old fans in a way that Bill Clinton alienated old fans this year. -Brett Farve got traded to the Jets-oh go away Brett. Seriously, go away, quit whining, quit crying, and quit being a little bitch. And for God's sake, it wouldn't kill you to shave more often. This has given ESPN even more reasons to suck as well, as if it weren't already possible. -"Pineapple Express" is pretty awesome, though it didn't beat "The Dark Knight." Also, good to see Rosie Perez still getting work. -R.I.P. Bernie Mac. You were the best thing about the "Ocean's" movies, and Milky is right when he says your role as "Officer Self-Hatred" in "Don't Be A Menace" is great. -Finally:

I loved it. Almost as funny as "Superbad." The Godspeed! You Black Emperor reference cracked me up to no end. Also, the best song on "Walk Hard" is "(Mamma) You Gotta Love Your Negro Man."

Uh. Look I'm all for treating animals well, and everything. But that's ridiculous. And pretty insulting to the guy's family. Have PETA ever just came out and said 'Yes, we care about animals way more than humans'? I've heard an interview with a PETA member who said if they had a chance between saving a human baby and a dog, they'd save the dog.

I was going to post that. Also, he's 100% correct.

Am I the only guy who's tired of Westboro guys? I mean, it's not really that shocking that they are doing this since they do it all the time, and while bad, it's also incredibly predictable and therefore hard to get mad about.

Brian De Palma's "Sisters" is a really underrated movie.

"Rogue" is a good movie with some suspenseful moments, but it doesn't really live up to it's full potential, which is a shame. Worth a rental, but not a purchase. "Postal" I haven't seen, and will probably rent. "Frontier(s)" is derivative as hell, and Jingus should avoid it, but it's a good pastiche for what it is. Some awesome death scenes too.

http://www.efukt.com/2214_Beavis_&_But..._The_Porno.html My God.

Case in point I don't know what's funnier: the facial expression he makes in the 0:35 mark, or him trying (and failing) to get a word in.

It's a remake of [rec] which was a really awesome movie. By the way, if you haven't seen the Quarantine trailer yet, avoid it. It gives away the ending. Ok. I just saw a trailer for [rec] and it looks infinitely better than Quarantine. Thanks for posting that! [REC] is fucking awesome. Next to "Inside", it's my favorite horror movie of the year.

The opening and closing of this video is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.

You know what director I love that doesn't get talked about enough? Ken Russell. Come on, "The Devils", "Altered States", Tommy", "Lisztomania" and "Lair Of The White Worm" are all great movies. I am in awe of the man really.

Because I went to a Radiohead concert. Here's a run down of what happened: It was a 4-5 hour drive, and I was fucking exhausted. Took me about 30 minutes to regain some energy. I got there early so I could get good lawn seats, and so I could get a good parking space. First things I saw at the parking lot: a guy vomiting in the bushes and some hippies. Fortunately, not to many. Beer was $10, so no getting drunk tonight. Cool T-Shirts I saw: A Neu! shirt, a Corgi T-Shirt (I love Corgis), and a Jesu T-Shirt. Minimal Techno music played before sets. I recognized the Vlasdiv (sic) Delay and Basic Channel tracks. Opening act was Grizzlybear. They were alright, and came off as nice guys. Before Radiohead's set, there were the obligatory ads. I can happily say I've never heard a Jonas Brothers song in my life. Also Bill Maher has a really obvious receding hairline. Radiohead were great. "National Anthem", "Body Snatchers", "Idioteque", "Pyramid Song", "Dollars and Cents", "There There", and "Everything In It's Right Place" are fucking experiences live. So yeah, a really stellar live show full of energy from both the band and the crowd. There was an asshole behind me (obviously on E) who kept bumping into me, so I moved. He looked a lot like Marvin. Traffic was a pain in the ass. Me and my friends played "Name That Tune", and my pal Shawn "You know what would be really funny? If care could hump each other" Got back to my place on Tuesday. So there's the lowdown.

Having been there, I agree. Even being the birthplace of American Techno can't salvage it.

Happy birthday to Ced.

"Bad Boys II" is an awesome stupid movie. I've seen it like 7 times.

"Flaming Telepaths" is the best Blue Oyster Cult Song.

Dude, you need to get the Hercules & Love Affair Album-it's really good.

The rest of her videos are...something else.

"And nothing of value was lost."

The current Raw thread is all kinds of stupid.