Gary Floyd

You found one of the deleted scenes.

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1.) Led Zeppelin, a groupie, and a Mudshark Everyone knows this story. It may be the greatest example of rock star debauchery that ever occured. Oh sure, some of you may mention something that occured at a Motley Cru tour or whatever, but here's the guy's that set the standard. The story: It's 1969. Led Zeppelin are on tour with Vanilla fudge. On the night of July 27, Zep invites a groupie back stage, and well, she's willing to do anything. So they tie her up, and proceed to stuff bits and slices of a mudshark into her pussy and asshole. Other's say it was a Red Snapper. Either way, they stuffed her with fish. There are several accounts as to what really happened. Zappa did a song about it (that can be heard on the live album Filmore East-June 1971.) To this day, it remains one of the most talked about moments in rock star perversion. Either way, in my opinion, it's the greatest story in music history. So there you go, the countdown is over. Here's a recap: 12.) Luther Campbell gets a blowjob on Stage. 11.) Screamin' Jay Hawkins: Father to 57 Children. 10) Throbbing Gristle's First Gig. 9.) Elvis orders a Sandwich. 8.) John Fogerty sued for self plagerisim (no, not the poster). 7.) Cyntheia teh cock. 6.) The Story of Dopesmoker. 5.) Ozzy Satisfies His Hunger. 4.) Ozzy Remembers the Alamo. 3.) Mingus Destroy's his Bass. 2.) The Story of Mayhem. 1.) Led Zeppelin,a groupie, and a mudshark.

I think I'd like the guy more if his fans weren't such tools. Also, it annoys me to death when people call him "a philosopher." Um, no he wasn't. I won't deny he was funny, but come on, he was a guy who did a lot of drugs that hated Republicans.

...I thought Bill Hicks was the funniest man who ever lived. I listen to him now, and I don't think "Bill Hicks sure is funny!" I instead think "Wow, that stoner sure sounds angry." In short, the magic has kinda disappeared. Also, there seems to be a strange phenomenon with douchebags quoting Bill Hicks.

I've heard a few songs off of it, and I like what I've heard so far. Anyways, I'm liking the score Mike Patton did for "A Perfect Place." It really makes me look forward to the Mondo Cane project.

the god-awful CE forum). Marney and MikeSC need a place to spew their bullshit that isn't called Free Republic. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Only MikeSC would get an account on Amazon for the sole purpose of trolling liberals, and then complain about getting kicked out.

I think the reason we talk about her so much is that some of us (myself included) can't get our heads around why she keeps coming back? What's the point? What does she gain from it? It baffles me that someone can sit at their PC and think "hmmm, I'm going to create a new account/steal an old account on a message board that I hate yet can't seem to stay away from just so I can abuse people who I don't know/claim to not care about despite the fact that I can't seem to let them go." alkeiper explained it earlier: she thrives on internet drama. The more she annoys people, the happier she is.

Also going with medium rare, with a nice side of mushrooms.

No. Anyways, I saw "Doomsday" last night, and it was a blast. It's dumb, but that's ok, since it's obvious that Neil Marshall was aiming for a dumb but fun action/exploitation flick, and nothing more.

I like Richardson, so yeah, he made the right choice.

Yesterday: Today:

Deon thinks I'm terrible. I don't know why, but I feel strangely honored that such a shitty poster hates me.

I'm no longer gary floyd. I'm now Dr. Obrero. Anyways, back to the countdown to the best stories in music. 2.) The Story of Mayhem. Black Metal is a fascinating thing when you think about it. It started thanks to Speed Metal band Venom (who's 1982 album was called Black Metal), as well as help from bands like Bathory, Celtic Frost, and Mercyful Fate. However, Black Metal is most notorious in Norway, thanks largely to the band Mayhem, who have lived up to their name. Mayhem was founded in 1984 by guitarist Euronymous, Bassist Necrobutcher, and some other guys with names that aren't theatrical. Their debut album, an EP called Deathcrush, was released in 1987. Frontman Maniac left the band, and was replaced by a guy named Per Yngve Ohlin, also known as dead. Dead wasn't all that right in the brain matter, so to speak: He would inhale a dead raven he kept in a plastic bag, cut himself on stage, and several other pleasent activities. He only appeared on one album, the live album Live in Leipzig. He ended up shooting himself in the head, the result of which can be seen on the picture you see on this entry, a live bootleg called Dawn of Black Hearts. So, irony of all ironies, Dead was well...dead. Better yet, his suicide note said "Excuse all the blood." Interestingly, one of the band members (I think it was Euronymous) not only took a picture of dead, but used skull fragments on a necklace, and used some of the brain matter in a stew. Shockingly, Necrobutcher left the band, and was repleaced by Varg Vikernes, who also had a one man project named Burzum (both Mayhem and Burzum are to this day major influences on Black Metal.) The band went on to record the album De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas, which is considered the band's masterpiece. Things were still shaky though. Varg and Euronymous didn't exactly get along. To make a long story short, Varg killed Euronymous in his apartment in Oslo, stabbing him with a knife. Varg was arrested, though there's more to the story. You see, Varg was also tied to several church burnings (he denies involvement, but I doubt it), and police found several explosives, like dynamite, in his apartment. He also is a white supremacist and fan of Hitler. Anyways, De Mysteriis came out in 1994 (as did Burzum's Hvis Lyset Tar Oss, also considered his best work.) It wouldn't be three years until the world heard from Mayhem. Original frontman Maniac appeared on three albums-Wolf's Lair Abyss, Grand Declaration of War, and Chimera. De Mysteriis frontman Attila returned for their latest album, Ordo Ad Chao. Drummer Hellhammer remains in the band (and is actually a pretty damn good drummer), Varg remains in jail (he attempted an escape, and did two shitty ambient albums while in incarceration), and Dead remains...dead. Now that folks, is fucking metal.

Amesoeurs-"Les Ruches Malades"

That episode was fucking great. Loved the referencesd to the 70's "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" and "The Wicker Man."

I'm actually reading "Boardum" at the moment, and yeah, Slayer's right.

Alright, what did he do this time?

He mostly stays at The Pit. He shows up from time to time.

Welcome back to CE Jobber. Enjoy Marvin's idiocy!

Snuffy, what do you mean? Jesus, I know it's been said before, but Good God, MikeSC is terrible. He's every right-wing radio talkshow host folded into a horrible, argumentative message board poster. Marney is pretty dreadful too there.

5 favorite Cabaret Voltaire Songs (83-87) 5.) Why Kill Time (When You Can Kill Yourself) 4.) I Want You 3.) Sex, Money, Freaks 2.) Sensoria (12' Mix) 1.) Just Fascination 5 Favorite KMFDM Albums 5.) Angst 4.) Xtort 3.) Nihl 2.) Symbols 1.) Naive (Original Version)

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