Gary Floyd

Cena, I love the name change.

Iggy Pop-The Idiot Ol' Dirty Bastard-Return to the 36 Chambers Shitmat-Full English Breakfast

-Czech, NYU, Danny Dubya, and CWM are now running things here. I like that. Pay your respects. -I've been doing more reviews on IMDB lately, mostly of weird, obscure horror movies, though I also did one recently of "Leonard Part 6." -Marvin will be suspended soon. Honestly, I'm suprised the guy hasn't been banned yet. He managed to become the 2nd worst poster on this board (worst is still Deon), though for a while, Marvin was the worst. Also: Come on Deon, Will Farrell as an avatar? Oh wait, this is Deon... -Now that the list of best moments in music, I'll most likely do a list of underrated/underappreciated albums.

I remember when I used to think shit like this was funny. Thank God that's over.

Sleep-"The Druid"

Head bangers in leather Sparks fly in the dead of the night It all comes together When they shoot out the lights 50,000 watts of power And it's pushin' overload The beast is ready to devour All the metal they can hold Reachin' overload Start to explode Chorus: It's your one way ticket to midnight Call it Heavy Metal Higher than high, feelin' just right Call it Heavy Metal Desperation on a red line Call it Heavy Metal noise Tight pants and lipstick She's riding on razor's edge She holds her own against the boys Yea, cuts through the crowd just like a wedge Ohh, can you feel the static So many contacts being made We've got up front fanatics Tearing down the barricade To reach the stage Can you feel the rage [Chorus]

The "War on Drugs" parody was weak. The "Heavy Metal" tribute though, was awesome. Also, "Breastiary in Nippoplis."

I like this thread.

I support all of this. Just bring Hotbutter back, and maybe a few others, and we're set.

Yeah, this should end well.

Stone has actually gone on the record in that he doesn't believe in 9/11 conspiracy theories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOwcmPvcCqw

I used to play drums, though I was never good, no matter how much I practiced.

Jesus Christ... This has to be fake. Either way, I can't stop reading.

Danger Doom-"El Chupa Nibre"

We're the niggers of TSM? No, it's more like this: "TSM is the Nigger of the World."

Heavy Metal is one of my favorite movies from the 80's, so I'll watch this.

See, I rate it higher because it is a good movie until the last 15 minutes. Thats a pretty good run for one of these movies. Even the twist itself wasn't that bad, its just that they took the twist and then said "You know....lets do the Matrix!!!" and people randomly had on leather suits and sunglasses. I guess after year after year of mindnumbingly bad movies, this was one of the better ones I had seen. I haven't seen the ones you ranked higher than this one this year though(wait...I did see Nightmare man. Lets just say we disagree on THAT one...ew) so I will check them out. You should check out "Mulberry Street", as it's great, and works well with it's budget. As far as most disappointing, I'd say either "Ian Stone" or "Tooth & Nail." I just remember when "Tooth" was over, and thinking "That really could have been so much better." Oh well.

I've seen all of the "8 Films to Die For" from last years Horrorfest. My thoughts: -Mullberry Street: I saw this one when it was in theaters, and it's the best of the bunch. It's a zombie movie (sort of) done with a tiny budget (about $60,000), but it's still great, and very well acted and directed. Check it out. 8/10 -Boarderland: I was worried this would be a "Hostel" clone, but instead I got a well acted horror movie/crime flick. I recommend it. Also, who knew that Shawn from "Boy Meets World" would turn out to be such a good actor? 7.5/10 -Nightmare Man: For the most part, a decent piece of cheese that can best be described as an 80's slasher flick meets "Night of the Demons." Fans of B-Movie Queen Tiffany Shepis won't be disappointed. Nice Richard Mole cameo too. 7/10 -The Deaths of Ian Stone: A major disappointment. For a while, it's a pretty good horror movie that relies more on suspense than gore (though there is gore-it also borrows quite liberally from "Jacob's Ladder" in the imagery department). Then the twist comes in, and it ruins everything you had just seen. 5.5/10 -Tooth and Nail: Can best be described as "The Hills Have Eyes" meet's "Mad Max." It's acting is hit and miss (again, who knew Rider Strong was such a good actor?), and the kills are pretty sweet. That out of the way, the twists range from interesting to predictable, and Michael Madsen, Vinnie Jones, and Robert Carradine are wasted in their roles. Not horrible, but not good either. Basically, a movie with wasted potential. 5/10 -Crazy Eights: Finally, a ghost story that doesn't rely too heavily on Asian Horror cliches. That out of the way, it still doesn't work out in the end. The acting is (again) hit and miss, the movie isn't scary in the least, and I couldn't bring myself to care about any of these people. Those wondering "Whatever happened to Traci Lords?" may want to check it out. 4/10 -Unearthed: More like a Sci-Fi channel movie than a movie that got a theatrical release, this is a really bad follow up from the director of the fun splatter comedy "Dead and Breakfast." The creature itself is a blatant "Alien" knock off, the acting (with the exception of a somewhat wasted Charlie Murphy) is bad, the kills are uninteresting, and the whole movie is a mess. 2.5/10. -Lake Dead: This movie is so bad, it's insulting. Cliched, misogynistic, dull, horribly acted pile of shit (complete with bad Gore FX) that feels like a series of backwoods/evil family stereotypes piled together without any thought from a pair of guys who just watched "Wrong Turn" and "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" remake. The fact that the two inbred brothers (originally named Kane and Able) look like shaved versions of the Geico cavemen is somewhat amusing though. 2/10.

Current 93-"The Final Church"

I now have a new favorite website.

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