Incandenza - When he's actually posting he's still really exciting.
Cheech - I do like Slayer, but Cheech has given me endless encouragement w/r/t my rise to the top.
Kinetic - Go on Kinetic. Take it all.
Edwin - Mellow seems like a candid fellow judging by the TSM chatroom, but I can't remember anything he's ever posted.
KOAB - Even awful KOAB posts just add to the schtick.
Agent of Oblivion - Did great things in the music folder. Kamala forgot to vote for me against CG, so I'm getting some sweet revenge.
S.J. Kreese - The tie post and 'Speaking of unwanted penises' are all that I can remember of Treble's. Not that they weren't great, but he just doesn't have the quantity of posts.
Vitamin X - May have hurt my feelings, but if he were to support a football team I'm sure they'd be southern.