Xavier Cromartie

This morning I woke up early in order to make sure that no one died before the deadline.

Yeah, I'm aiming for outright supervillain status, although I may be a mere nemesis. I projected Lashley + Bischoff to score somewhere between 39 and 46 points. Carlito or Masters may score slightly more, or may score significantly less... Before the Lashley match was announced, I had Masters instead of Carlito.

New Rankings~! 1. never kissed a girl - 520 (50th place overall) 2. Fazzle - 486 3. Venkman's Victors - 473 4. New York Hitmen - 455 5. Team Simon - 446 6. York Foundation 6-Man Tag Champs - 421 7. Mailbox Heads Alliance - 417 8. Dok's Office - 414 9. CanadianChick - 399 10. Foot Clan - 392 It looks like only 3 people in the league cashed in by taking both Nitro and Mercury this week. My PPV roster? I'll never tell.

I'm in, defending my championship. Team 'never kissed a girl.'

And the final Smart Mark League Top 10 for Season 4 is.... 1. never kissed a girl - 3067 - 27th overall (Ortonsault) 2. Fazzle - 2961 - 152nd overall (Fazzle) * IWC 4 Life - 2946 - 196th overall (Jericholic82) 3. Mexicools 4 Life - 2690 - 1897th overall (Vampiro69) 4. Jobbers for Trips - 2646 - 2333rd overall (CarnivalizComing) 5. Venkman's Victors - 2539 - 3611th overall (DrVenkman) 6. Zhane - 2509 - 4008th overall (Exslade ZX) 7. Palumboners - 2486 - 4331st overall (Spaceman Spiff) 8. Oh, How I Hate the Tag Divisions - 2380 - 6113rd overall (CM Funk) 9. The Alpha Males - 2372 - 6282nd overall (bravesfan) 10. Death Rowe - 2367 - 6367th overall (TheManErnieRowe)

The top 10 going into the final week: 1. never kissed a girl - 2600 (31st overall) 2. Fazzle - 2525 * IWC 4 Life - 2510 (why didn't he join the league?) 3. Zhane - 2329 4. Jobbers for Trips - 2219 5. Mexicools 4 Life - 2210 6. Palumboners - 2168 7. Death Rowe - 2089 8. The Alpha Males - 2082 9. Team Angle Pushers - 2063 10. Eh, The Tag Team Divisions Suck - 2013 Week 14 showdown: Ortonsault: Ashley, Carlito, Chris Masters, Edge, John Cena, Ken Kennedy, Kurt Angle, Lance Cade, Ric Flair, Trevor Murdoch (ate the extra $500,000) + 75 point lead Fazzle: Ashley, Carlito, Chris Masters, Eric Bischoff, Gene Snitsky, John Cena, Kurt Angle, Lance Cade, Matt Hardy, Torrie Wilson, Trevor Murdoch

Conversely... I'm 27th overall after Raw but still haven't knocked out Fazzle.

I have Benoit, Kennedy, and Viscera instead of Eddie, Candice, and Tomko. I'm currently in 73rd place overall.

I'm up to 85th place in the overall standings now.

Why don't you just enter your team into the Smart Marks group. You can check out the leaders' teams. They got 199 by taking Mercury and the LOD. After the PPV they won't be in 1st place for the week any more.

Now that the deadline has really passed, I can post. Although they partially fixed it, the deadline error was wonderful. It enabled anyone to see everyone's roster for week 10. Many of the overall top 100 players didn't have their teams picked at the time of the false lockout, and may not have come back later when they could have fixed it. Also, the Victoria/Stacy match was cancelled, and so I think that that switcheroo screwed some people too. My tough decision of the week was between Orton & Melina and Mercury & Eugene... I went with the former and now hope that MNM doesn't get a title match/win at SS. Meanwhile, Exslade ZX seems to be the only person whose team has a realistic shot of catching up to the Big 2 at this point. Top 5 after Week 9 1. never kissed a girl - 1731 2. Fazzle - 1727 3. Zhane - 1597 4. Jobbers for Trips - 1477 5. Mexicools 4 Life - 1441

Top 10 after Week 8 1. never kissed a girl - 1557 (Ortonsault) 2. Fazzle - 1555 (Fazzle) 3. Zhane - 1463 (Exslade ZX) 4. Jobbers for Trips - 1353 (CarnivalizComing) 5. The Alpha Males - 1333 (bravesfan) 6. Mexicools 4 Life - 1325 (Vampiro69) 7. Death Rowe - 1306 (TheManErnieRowe) 8. MarkforSubmission - 1301 (jwpeer) 9. Team NAIWF - 1282 (naiwf) 10. HHHfearsDivorce - 1229 (RHR)

Since we are now at the midpoint, I'm pasting the top 10 teams of the first half of the game. 1. Fazzle - 1416 2. never kissed a girl - 1386 3. Zhane - 1323 4. Jobbers for Trips - 1281 5. Mexicools 4 Life - 1238 6. The Alpha Males - 1232 7. MarkforSubmission - 1205 8. Death Rowe - 1197 9. Team NAIWF - 1177 10. xNightfallx - 1132

This post is my first one here. You observe this unholy birth with shock-glazed calm. At this point in your musings, you may be wondering, "Who is the owner of the team that is currently in 2nd place, the team known as 'never kissed a girl?'" "I am the owner," stated the awesome, terrific voice of Ortonsault. "And your mortal laws of causation have no bearing upon the rider of time itself! This conflict is not over, for it has not yet begun!"