Xavier Cromartie

Anglesault Ortonsault

He had 5 escapes. They'll likely fix it. They corrected Masters' score from 4 to 31. I didn't take Angle or Taker because I was 100% sure that it would end with a Mark Henry run-in DQ. Yet they still racked up points while Benoit and Mysterio had sex with each other backstage. F*cking sh!t. There goes my chance at winning the Summerslam trip.

Noooooooo!!! So anyway Mandisa is quite the blob.

~* AnTi-CLiMaX *~

I liked how Brenna was so aggressive when she caught Ace's cap. I think that Chris, Ace, Taylor, David, and Will are more 'over' than the other five, and so I don't expect any of them to be eliminated this week. I agree that it might be Bucky and Sway.

Heather's done obviously... I hope Brenna gets more votes than Kinnik and/or Melissa.

List of notable February '06 deaths Carlson Gracie Sr. (MMA) Dick Bass (football player) Romano Mussolini (son of Benito) Al Lewis (Grandpa Munster) Friedrich Engel (Nazi) George Millay (founder of SeaWorld) Phil Brown (Uncle Owen Lars) J Dilla (hip hop producer) Peter Benchley (author of Jaws) Lynden David Hall (singer) Ernie Stautner (football player) Johnny Grunge (wrestler) Harold Hunter (sk8r boi) Curt Gowdy (broadcaster) Dennis Weaver (Gunsmoke) Don Knotts (Barney Fife) Henry M. Morris ('father of modern creation science') Darren McGavin (actor) Fahd Faraj al-Juwair (al-Qaeda)

Check out the overall leaderboard for this week (5). My team (never kissed a girl) tied for 4th place. I think I get a t-shirt. And I'm 29th in the overall rankings. YEAH-UH!

You're already in mine.

I like Will because he looks like a young Fred Savage.

I want to have sexual intercourse with Brenna.

Hi there Ortonsault, are you comfortable and angry? Comfortable and furious, TSM. Then go ahead and speak for America, Ortonsault. Ok, here it goes. A few months ago I noticed a TSM poster—named Princess Leena—who, like I, is a fan of Randy Orton. Since that time, she has become one of my favorite posters, and I have become more inclined to read a topic when I see that Leena has made the latest post in it. After Leena posted sexy webcam whore pics of herself, however, she 'got over' with many of the unathletic, disgusting, desperate wrestling message board dorks (1) (2) (3) (4). I had already assumed that she was attractive (writing style tells a lot), and so my opinion of her did not change, but it somewhat ruined our special 'Orton fans against the world' bond. Leena later revealed that she has a MySpace account, but she would not tell TSM posters its location (5). As a MySpace veteran and expert at investigating things, I managed to find her account via MySpace's search function. I was disappointed, however, when I visited her MySpace and discovered that it had no content, her pic had been deleted, and her only friend was Tom. Bottom line, America? Leena should PM me the link to her real MySpace account, and she should also join the WWE Fantasy game so that we can compete in an arena in which there will be no accusations of cheating.

She was cruising to the Gold, and decided to be cute and grab her board on the final jump. This caused her to fall on the landing and allow the Swiss to grab the Gold. She should have imagined her Visa Check Card got stolen.

69. Qe7?? 1/2-1/2 69. Rh7 Kf6 70. Qe7+ Kg6 71. Nf4# 1-0

His current avatar. The blond guy was the best.

28. He scores a lot of fantasy points only when I don't have him on my team.

Tell us the tale of how, on a single attempt, after previously having scored ~29000, in the midst of consecutively setting 5 records, you achieved one of the highest Curveball scores ever.

Flatout Mini Game 1 Princess Leena 584 7:59pm Feb 4th Panic Room 1 Princess Leena 121 8:05pm Feb 4th Curveball 1 Princess Leena 38150 8:12pm Feb 4th Asteroids 1 Princess Leena 144900 8:26pm Feb 4th Breakout 1 Princess Leena 173490 8:47pm Feb 4th Pacman 1 Princess Leena 287170 9:19pm Feb 4th Amazing.

Curveball and Nanaca Crash

"Who sucks now" needs a question mark. I wouldn't want a sexy girl to look at my shirt and think to herself, "You are the one who sucks—at grammar."

Please add Curveball

List of notable January '06 deaths Sophie Heathcote (actress) Hugh Thompson, Jr. (My Lai guy) Lou Rawls (singer) David Rosenbaum (journalist) Jack Snow (NFL player/announcer) Shelley Winters (actress) Jaber Al-Ahmad Al-Jaber Al-Sabah (Leena's Kuwaiti pal) Anton Rupert (rich dude, founded the panda WWF) Wilson Pickett (singer) Tom Nugent (college football coach) Chris Penn (actor) Anna Malle (bj queen) Gene McFadden (singer/songwriter) Nam June Paik ("avant-garde artist") Coretta Scott King (MLK2's wife) Close but no points (yet) Ariel Sharon (gargantuan stroke) Gerald Ford (pneumonia) Isaac Hayes (exhaustion) Ayman al-Zawahiri (bombing)

Where is Leena's team

The league needs more people—tell your girlfriends to sign up.