Xavier Cromartie

So did you guys have fun on your hot date.

I am left-handed, therefore I am innately superior.

Wow, Hitman Jebus and I both won a t-shirt this week for being top 10 overall for the week. (Still waiting for my first t-shirt to arrive...) So I'm now 6th overall going into the last week. That week 6 bullsh*t kept me from being #1 in the world. I want that $5500 trip.

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Friend, what are you talking about. On the main page of Helms' MySpace he says "FYI: The only real WWE'ers on MySpace are as follows: Gregory Helms Ashley Massaro John Cena Justin Roberts Kristal Marshall Shannon Moore Stevie Richards" I guess he didn't count The Hardyz because their MySpace is just promotion for their online show.

It is. John Cena, Gregory Helms, Kristal Marshall, and The Hardy BoyZ have real accounts, too. As do some TNA people. And Ashley writes better than Cena.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-human_animal_sexuality

Ready? OK! L-E-E-N-A. Leena! I said when Leena rocks the house, when Leena rocks the house, I said when Leena rocks the house, she rocks it all the way down! Leena! Leena! Leena! WOO! YEAH-UH!

Carnival & Czech

According to the Yahoo! scenario generator, I can get first place if 1. Duke beats LSU (unless G'town beats Florida and Memphis beats Gonzaga) and 2. Texas beats Duke (unless West Virginia or LSU reaches the Final Four and G'town beats Florida and Memphis reaches the Final Four) and 3. Villanova reaches the Final Four (unless G'town beats Villanova) and 4. Texas or Memphis or West Virginia reaches the championship game (Memphis or West Virginia only if G'town beats Florida) and 5. UConn or Memphis wins the championship game (Memphis only if Texas or LSU reaches the Final Four and G'town beats Florida and Memphis beats UConn)

Randy Orton

So I have a 150-point lead again. Maybe I'll finish in the overall top 10 and win house show tickets.

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Let's go Winthrop

EVIL MODERATOR I could be well moved, if I were as you: If I could pray to move, prayers would move me: But I am constant as the northern star, Of whose true-fix'd and resting quality There is no fellow in the firmament. The skies are painted with unnumber'd sparks, They are all fire and every one doth shine, But there's but one in all doth hold his place: So in the world; 'tis furnish'd well with men, And men are flesh and blood, and apprehensive; Yet in the number I do know but one That unassailable holds on his rank, Unshaked of motion: and that I am he, Let me a little show it, even in this; That I was constant CronoT should be banish'd, And constant do remain to keep him so. PRINCESS LEENA O Mod— EVIL MODERATOR Hence! Wilt thou lift up Olympus? THE CZECH REPUBLIC Great Mod— EVIL MODERATOR Doth not Czech bootless kneel? ORTONSAULT Speak, hands, for me! [ORTONSAULT first, then the other conspirators stab EVIL MODERATOR] EVIL MODERATOR Et tu, Czech! Then fall, Mod. [Dies] PRINCESS LEENA Liberty! Freedom! Tyranny is dead! Run hence, proclaim, cry it about the streets.

Is anyone else playing the Idol fantasy game? http://fantasy2.americanidol.com/

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Top 6: Chris, Taylor, Ace, Katharine, Paris, Kellie — undetermined order 7. Mandisa — obese 8. Lisa — no personality 9. Elliott — bland 10. Kevin — annoying 11. Bucky — nasty 12. Melissa — no face

The next season will probably begin either the week before or the week of Backlash. (This season ends at WrestleMania.)

Hitman Jebus got 1 point closer to the lead this week.

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I did well for being a 16 seed.

I think that Ayla is more popular than Melissa. Paris and Kellie (and/or Lisa) are likely to make the top 6 (along with Chris, Ace, Taylor, and Katharine). I don't see whom Mandisa can beat out of that group. P.S. I'd bend Katharine over.

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I projected you to beat Czech for the championship.