Xavier Cromartie

I would like to read more about the crimes that you've committed.

Yes Leelee, that's Part II. I'll keep the shirt.

[Today's entry is not from the Recliner of Rage; it is from the Recliner of Rejoicing.] Hi there Ortonsault, are you comfortable and happy? Comfortable and gay*, TSM. Then go ahead and speak for America, Ortonsault. Ok, here it goes. I've played the last 3 seasons of wwe.com's WWE Fantasy game. Last season, I had the fourth highest overall score in week 5. Therefore, I won a WWE SHOP t-shirt. But, the t-shirt would be chosen by WWE, not me. I doubted whether it would ever arrive. Today, however, I received a 12x14 package. It was from Stamford, CT. The cost of shipping was $2.31. The return address was stamped on, but my name and address were handwritten. I immediately ripped open the package in order to discover which t-shirt I had received. I was hoping like heck that it was not a stupid John Cena shirt. Of course a Randy Orton shirt would be just dandy, but I wasn't expecting anything. I pulled out the shirt from its plastic prison and discovered it was... Edge's Rated R Superstar shirt. It's not that bad. A non-fan of WWE wouldn't know that it's about Edge. The front says, "Rated R Superstar," and the back says, "May contain: foul language, excessive violence & strong sexual situations." It has a WM22 logo at the top of the backside instead of the usual WWE logo. Bottom line, America? I'm not sure what to do with this shirt. It's a good shirt by WWE standards. But if I ever go to another WWE show, I'll probably wear the only shirt I ever bought from WWE: the Kaientai "Evil" shirt. Maybe I'll sell it, but WWE seems to frown on doing that. Maybe I'll give it to a worthy human being. At least it made me optimistic that I'll get my other, better prize eventually (that's Part II). Footnotes * cheerfulness and lighthearted excitement; merry

EFA Behold my explanation. When Wycheck released the ball, his right foot was right on the inside of the 25 yard line. He released the ball with an almost fully extended sidearm. A line from the ball to his shoulder is about 1/2 yard. And so, he released it at about the 25 1/2. Dyson caught it at about the 25 1/4. Ethan, rebuttal?

Yeah, he was awful. But, I do appreciate that he set up the Titans for the Music City Miracle. (Likewise, I despise John Elway, but if he hadn't driven Stanford down the field against Cal in '82, the greatest play in the history of sports never would have happened.)

1. Ludwig Wittgenstein 2. Søren Kierkegaard 3. A.J. Ayer 4. Immanuel Kant 5. Commodus

Did you kiss a girl

Yes, go away.

What about me.

Mayweather is 35-0. (36-0 after tomorrow night.)

Hi there Ortonsault, are you comfortable and angry? Comfortable and furious, TSM. Then go ahead and speak for America, Ortonsault. Ok, here it goes. Yesterday I watched a second-season (1994) episode of Boy Meets World. In this episode, Cory's mom tells him to be more polite. At school, Cory accidentally bumps into an attractive but 'rebellious' girl, causing her to drop her book. Cory politely picks it up for her. The girl—'T.K.' (played by Danielle Harris)—is impressed by Cory's kindness. Almost immediately, Cory not only has an excellent conversation on the phone with her, but she sends him very nice gifts—such as a wreath, candy, and steaks. She switches her homeroom class to Cory's (and tries to sit on his lap instead of in her own desk). Additionally, Harley Keiner's bully gang is suddenly very nice to Cory. At this point, Cory inexplicably tries to breakup with T.K. Harley reveals that T.K. is his little sister, and Cory is in some serious sh*t. Cory is forced to go on the planned date with T.K. On the date, Cory tries to be as unappealing as possible, and he rejects her attempts to makeout with him in the backseat of the car. In the end, Cory avoids a pounding from Harley and, presumably, Cory and T.K. remain 'friends.' (T.K. is never seen again in the series.) Cory, you b*stard, what the h*ll were you thinking? The first time I saw T.K., I thought, "That girl is going to become a very sexy babe." Topanga just b*tched at him every episode and got p*ssed off when he tried to go beyond kissing. Cory had a dream situation and he threw it away. Bottom line, America?

I remember all my life Raining down as cold as ice A shadow of a man A face through a window Crying in the night The night goes into Morning, just another day Happy people pass my way Looking in their eyes I see a memory I never realized you made me so happy, oh Randy Well you came and you gave without taking but I sent you away, oh Randy well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking I need you today, oh Randy I'm standing on the edge of time I walked away when love was mine Caught up in a world of uphill climbing The tears are in my mind And nothing is rhyming, oh Randy Well you came and you gave without taking but I sent you away, oh Randy well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking And I need you today, oh Randy Yesterday's a dream I face the morning Crying on the breeze the pain is calling, oh Randy Well you came and you gave without taking but I sent you away, oh Randy well you kissed me and stopped me from shaking And I need you today, oh Randy

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Now that I've got "69 post magic," I'm joining the GTG mutanthood.

So I finished 8th overall out of 100,000+ and won 2 house show tickets, assuming WWE ever sends them to me. P.S. Fuck John Cena. Edit: For posterity, the Season 6 (or 3, nice Final Fantasy numbering) league results: 1 never kissed a girl 2442 2 HHH & Stephanie's Demon Spawn 2243 3 The Real Ghostbusters 2170 4 Fazzle 2125 5 Mailbox Heads Alliance 2097 6 Palumboners 2045 7 Jobbers for Trips 2029 8 LoserBuysTheBeer 1974 9 Ted Dibiase's Accountant 1893 10 BLK 1856 11 Dok's office 1808 12 Death Rowe 1761 13 Miscarriages of Justice! 1759 14 Jive Soul Bros 1718 15 My Team Smells like Garbage 1627 16 Lost In The Shuffle 1623 17 GENext 1525 18 The Fightin Fighters 1392 19 GirlsInCars 1369 20 GonnaLose 1106 21 The Flying Chalupa 32 22 Snitsky's New Found Power 0

SD Jones did an Adam West-like extended 'thank you, thank you' despite having no heat.

7. Hayao Miyazaki 8. Shigeru Miyamoto 12. Randy Orton 16. Carlito 22. The Chinese guy who stood in front of the tank 23. The person driving the tank

Needs more Houstonians.

I'm not a gimmick poster.

Hi there Ortonsault, are you comfortable and angry? Comfortable and furious, TSM. Then go ahead and speak for America, Ortonsault. Ok, here it goes. The first four rounds of the TSM Poster Tournament were fun. I voted for Slayer, but only until it was time to set up the dream finale between Carnival and Czech. Slayer, however, slew the mighty Carnival. We then had a very anticlimactic championship bout. Bottom line, America? I'm declaring that my tournament—the Ortonsault World Order—is the only legitimate poster tournament. Why? It's my birthday today, and so hey! (hey!) nothing you can say! (say!). Princess Leena --------------------Princess Leena The Dames ----------------------------------------Princess Leena The Amazing Rando --------------------The_Amazing_Rando The_Amazing_Rando ------------------------------------------------------------Princess Leena Ortonsault --------------------Ortonsault Batistasault ----------------------------------------Ortonsault JudasSault --------------------Anglesault Anglesault --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Princess Leena Carnival --------------------Carnival Hot Dicky Shoe ----------------------------------------Carnival Heel Turn --------------------Heel Turn Face Turn ------------------------------------------------------------Carnival The Czech Republic --------------------The Czech Republic Eddie Winslow ----------------------------------------The Czech Republic CronoT --------------------CronoT fanofcoils

The best part of tonight's show was the announcement that Shakira will sing on Wednesday.