Xavier Cromartie

DrVenkman — BFF King — His mom buys Venus razors for him. Czech Republic — Play to win, but also, win to play. Black Lushus — He enjoys American Idol.

Oh man, how about that gunt on Temptress's mom.

Schedule: 15 January: 2 hours of Philadelphia auditions. 16 January: 2 hours of Dallas auditions. Other audition cities (1 hour each): San Diego, CA Charleston, SC Omaha, NE Miami, FL Atlanta, GA Amalgamation episode 12 February: Hollywood episode. 13 February: Semi-finalists selection. 19 & 20 February: Semi-finals begin. 11 March: Top 12. 21 May: Finale. Links: http://www.americanidol.com/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Idol_(season_7) http://www.votefortheworst.com/ http://www.dialidol.com/

Agent over Milky — Milky doesn't like football. DrVenkman over KKK — You can't vote against this guy. King over KKC — He made the Sweet 16, like Tennessee after they beat Long Beach St. treble over Slayer — Every Slayer post: "Here is one sentence that shows how sarcastic and cool I am." Czech over Kinetic — 36 inch waist on Czech? I'm starting to think he's not TSM's handsomest poster. Vitamin X over Dandy Condom — High quality poster. Edwin MacPhisto over Black Lushus — I'm gonna...come...in...YOUR...ASSSSSSSSSSSS Smues over alkeiper — Come on fellas, bring back Leena. Hotbutter Spoontoaster, also.

I'm clowning on you about gaining 65 lb in 2 years just to see your reaction.

Man in Blak over Milky — Milky didn't masturbate to me. Agent over Ripper — Ginger Snaps lost??? Ok, here's a make-up vote, but you did start a thread called Hi, I banned Anglesault. Dr. Venkman over C-Gui — I could have turned heel on you here for not nominating me, but you're too charming. KKK over Matt Young — fat fat fat fat fat King Kamala Classic over NYU — I picked Kamala in the death pool. KOAB over King — LONG BEACH STATE 2007 NEVER FORGET. Carnival over Slayer — Even though Carnival ranked Ohio State over USC in his final poll. That's just silly. treble over Mole — I think treble viewed my profile once. Czech Republic over alfdogg — Sorry alf, I love Czech even when he's a stupid idiot. Kinetic over snuffbox — I eat raw egg yolks. Not the white or the bag or the string, just the yolk. Vitamin X over gary floyd — Take THAT, Lovecraft Numbers. Dandy Condom over bob_barron — Fuck the heck. SJK over Black Lushus — HEY Sensei I like you! Edwin MacPhisto over Incandenza — Inc's a fag Cheech Tremendous over alkeiper — Leena did masturbate to me. Scroby over Smues — He worked with the Great Muta.

1. Are you a virgin?

If I don't know somebody very well, I'll do a search of their posts in order to give them a fair chance. RedJed over Milky. — Be nice to RedJed. The Man in Blak over luke-o. — FINOCEE! Blak makes intelligent posts in the Sports Folder. Ginger Snaps over Ripper. — Ginger Snaps is a cute girl, and Ripper seems to think DeAngelo Hall is as good as Nnamdi Asomugha. bigolsmitty over Agent — Smitty supports Obama (+1), and Agent banned Anglesault (-1). Cartman over DrVenkman — We're still buddies, Venk. You're going to win this round, and so I'm supporting TSMass. Nightwing over C-Guit — I'm going with the young rising star. Cena's Writer over Matt Young — Matt Young was ok before he gained all that weight. KKK over CWM — He's the king of TSM Blogs, and so I'll go with him. Carlito Brigante over KKC — He accuses me of being Leena, but he appreciates Floyd Mayweather Jr., and he got a bitch pregnant. CanadianChris over NYU — He runs the death game. NYU called Leena a cunt. Sideburnious over King — King basically guaranteed that Long Beach State would defeat Tennessee. I REMEMBER. KOAB over MrRant — World endin' 2012. JN News over Slayer — TSM needed an angel. Slayer is Czech's eromenos. Carnival over Socksquash — Ethan, you bastard, I needed that nomination. Cyber Mark over Mole — No, Mole, I'm not Leena. treble over Jingus — treble seems ok. Czech Republic over Timmy Numbers — Really Czech, you want to be friends? What's your Facebook info? alfdogg over devo — Devo's not bad, but alf is pretty funny. KingPK over Kinetic — TSMass pick. Thanks for visiting my profile though, Kinetic. pbone over snuffbox — I like pbone's attitude more, and he's not from Fucking Wisconsin. Vitamin X over TheFranchise — I don't feel a connexion between us, Franchise. gary floyd over Youth N Asia — gary cannot out battlebeat YNA in a game of wits, but gary plays his TSM supporting role well. EL DANDY~! over Porter — Porter did something I didn't like once; I don't remember what it was though. Cowboy Numbers over bob_barron — Cowboy Numbers got over somehow recently. I'm tired of Regal's sneering at me. Black Lushus over Thai Guh Star — Taiga, this vote against you is because of your physical appearance. Sensei John Kreese over Bored — I'd pick Bored over many people, but I like TSMpedia and the HEY posts. Spaceman Spiff over Incandenza — Spiff is fun to be around. Inc isn't. Byron the Bulb over Edwin MacPhisto — Both are pretty good, but Byron wins via Obama support. Chave over Al Keiper — Al banned my girlfriend, and so I can't vote for him. AndrewTS over Cheech Tremendous — The addition of 'Tremendous' to his name almost put him over the top, though. Smues over DoCock — Why is DoCock even in; this spot could have gone to a TSMass member. Scroby over Marvin — I think you're underrated, Scrobs. I would like to hear more about Marvin's dating, though.

Fuck the heck, man? I was nominated 3 times: by myself, Carnival (yeah, I saw before you deleted it), and KingPK. Additionally, I wrote half your fuckin' TSMpedia page, Czech. (The good parts, not those last four lines!) And you repay me this way? Go fuck a tire iron.

I nominate the TSMass clique, just for you, Czech: Boon Cartman HarleyQuinn JangoFett4Hire KingPK Ortonsault

AFC 3. San Diego def. 6. Tennessee 17-7 5. Jacksonville def. 4. Pittsburgh 20-13 1. New England def. 5. Jacksonville 31-24 2. Indianapolis def. 3. San Diego 30-10 1. New England def. 2. Indianapolis 21-20 NFC 3. Seattle def. 6. Washington 19-13 4. Tampa Bay def. 5. NY Giants 27-9 1. Dallas def. 4. Tampa Bay 16-13 2. Green Bay def. 3. Seattle 23-13 2. Green Bay def. 1. Dallas 38-24 SUPER BOWL XLII NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS 42 GREEN BAY PACKERS 21 I resign from TSMass.

I was checking out my man Obama's videos on YouTube and I saw this comment: Fuck the heck?

So, despite that horrible 3-week stretch of 5-13, I finished 34-26, or 56.7%. I'll try it again next football season. Week #10 (5-1) NFL SWERVE! I hereby resign the office of NFL handicapper. I'm picking the bowl games. NCAAF 1. Navy +8.5 at Utah. (Utah 35, Navy 32.) Anchors aweigh! My beloved Navy THREW a 58-yard pass in the last minute in order to cover the spread, and then they almost pulled off a marvelous comeback. Good effort, gents. Also, Utah fumbled that ball for a touchback, what the fuck was the replay idiot looking at? 2. Tennessee -3 vs. Wisconsin. (Tennessee 21, Wisconsin 17.) Both teams were dumb in the 4th quarter. 3. Virginia +6 vs. Texas Tech. (Texas Tech 31, Virginia 28.) Early nominee for choke of the year. 4. Georgia -8 vs. Hawaii. (Georgia 41, Hawaii 10.) In order to pick Hawaii here, you'd have to be a Christian who believes in miracles. 5. Virginia Tech -3.5 vs. Kansas. (Kansas 24, Virginia Tech 21.) I don't get it. All I can do is tip my cap to Aqib Talib. 6. Tulsa -4.5 vs. Bowling Green. Week #9 (2-4) NFL 1. Tampa Bay -12 vs. Atlanta. 2. Baltimore -3 at Miami. 3. New England -23 vs. NY Jets. 4. Seattle -7 at Carolina. 5. Green Bay -9.5 at St. Louis. 6. Indianapolis -10 at Oakland. Week #8 (1-5) NCAAF NAVY NAVY NAVY ECKEL CAMPBELL RUSH MIDDIES ARMYSUX HAWAII#1 PAUL JOHNSON BETRAYED US NFL 1. Cleveland -3.5 at NY Jets. Cleveland totally outplayed Arizona last week. AND WON. 2. Tampa Bay -3 at Houston. What's Jewish superstar Sage Rosenfels gonna do? 3. Dallas -11 at Detroit. Looks like the biggest mismatch of the week. 4. Pittsburgh +13 at New England. Belichick didn't go for it on a 4th and goal inside the 5 in the first quarter. I thought he understood the percentages. I still hope for 16-0. 5. St. Louis +7 at Cincinnati. St. Louis does fine against teams that have a weak pass rush. 6. Chicago +3 at Washington. Worst invention ever: cereal crops. Second worst: handguns. (Washington 24, Chicago 16.) Man, I didn't sign up for Todd Collins vs. Brian Griese. Week #7 (2-4) NCAAF UCLA looks tempting (+20, final score USC 24, UCLA 7), but fuck college kids, except the Midshipmen. I love watching the Army/Navy game. (Navy 38, Army 3.) I hope the Boston Belichicks pick up Reggie Campbell. Who needs Brady, Moss, and Welker when you have Campbell and Eckel. NFL 1. New England -20 at COUGHimore. Good prop bet: Which will be greater, Patriots' number of rushes or Ravens' points? (Both should be somewhere around 3.) (New England 27, Baltimore 24.) The prop bet was a push! Damn, how did Baltimore score so much. 2. Cleveland +1 at Arizona. Edge scares no one. Cards' D lost Adrian Wilson and Eric Green. (Arizona 27, Cleveland 21.) CLEVELAND WON THIS GAME. WINSLOW WAS FORCED OUT. 3. Miami -1 vs. New York Jets. If Miami can handle Thomas Jones and Leon Washington, they should win. (NY Jets 40, Miami 13.) Enjoy your 0-16 season you pieces of shit. Oh yeah, Brady Quinn is way better than John Beck. He fucks Lindy Slinger. 4. Denver -3.5 at Oakland. Rush the ball 50 times please. (Oakland 34, Denver 20.) I'll take the blame on this one. 5. Tampa Bay +3.5 at New Orleans. I know Luke McCown might start, but at least he's better than Gradkowski. (Tampa Bay 27, New Orleans 23.) Yeah, definitely better than Gradkowski. 6. New York Giants -1.5 at Chicago. Giants can pound the ball and will shut down Hester. (NY Giants 21, Chicago 16.) Yeah, that's what happened. We still needed some fortune at the end. Week #6 (4-2) NCAAF Fuck dumbass college kids. They are thinking about sex and schoolwork and careers instead of football. NFL 1. New England -22 vs. Philadelphia. If I were Vegas I would put it at -35. (New England 31, Philadelphia 28.) I penciled them in too quickly. I'll still take them against Baltimore, though. That is an ideal matchup. 2. Seattle -3 at St. Louis. St. Louis still has a horrid o-line. They just haven't faced good defenses lately. (Seattle 24, St. Louis 19.) AGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA 3. Green Bay -3.5 at Detroit. Ryan Grant is expected to play. (Green Bay 37, Detroit 26.) Total domination after the first quarter. 4. Cleveland -3 vs. Houston. Joe Thomas: Offensive Rookie of the Year. (Cleveland 27, Houston 17.) Cleveland's pass defense played pretty well today. 5. Arizona -10 vs. San Francisco. SF's offense really is pathetic. (San Francisco 37, Arizona 31.) This team hadn't scored more than 20 points all year, and they were starting Trent Dilfer. Damn TWO guys in berserker mode (Gore and Willis). If I had known earlier in the week that David Carr was starting for Carolina, I would have taken New Orleans instead. I should wait until Friday or Saturday to pick. 6. Miami +16 at Pittsburgh. Watch out for Teddy Ballgame Jr.! (Pittsburgh 3, Miami 0.) I am intelligent. Week #5 (5-1) NCAAF 1. Missouri -7 at Kansas State. Don't look ahead, fellas. (Missouri 49, Kansas State 32.) They dominated! 2. Duke +6 at Notre Dame. Duke might win the game. (Notre Dame 28, Duke 7.) You got blowed out by Notre Dame in the biggest game of your life. Infantile retards. NFL 1. New England -15.5 at Buffalo. Seems like another 38-7 romp. (New England 56, Buffalo 10.) I enjoyed seeing the Navy man in there (Eckel). 2. Cleveland -2.5 at Baltimore. Cleveland will throw all over Baltimore. (Cleveland 33, Baltimore 30.) Craziest field goal ever!! 3. Green Bay -9.5 vs. Carolina. Please start David Carr. (Green Bay 31, Carolina 17.) GB let them have some cheap TDs. 4. Seattle -5 vs. Chicago. Hello Sexy Rexy. (Seattle 30, Chicago 23.) Hack is a monster. Week #4 (3-3) NCAAF 1. Kansas State -7.5 at Nebraska. Nebraska appears to be dead. (Nebraska 73, Kansas State 31.) That's the most improbable result ever. 2. Kentucky -3.5 at Vanderbilt. One of those mysterious lines... (Kentucky 27, Vanderbilt 20.) Who would have bet on Vanderbilt here? 3. Air Force -2.5 at Notre Dame. It was so fun with Navy last week. (Air Force 41, Notre Dame 24.) Thanks again Notre Dame! NFL 1. Seattle -10 vs. San Francisco. SF is the worst offense WITH Frank Gore. (Seattle 24, San Francisco 0.) This game went exactly as expected. 2. Indianapolis -3.5 at San Diego. SD's ego was shattered. (San Diego 23, Indianapolis 21.) Oh fuck off. 6 INTs? 2 return TDs? 2 missed FGs by Vinatieri? Indy would cover this line 9 out of 10 times. 3. Detroit +1.5 at Arizona. Detroit's D knows how to GET LOW! (Arizona 31, Detroit 21.) 8 carries for -18 yards??? Week #3 (4-2) NCAAF 1. East Carolina -4.5 at Memphis. ECU isn't terrible and Memphis is. (East Carolina 56, Memphis 40.) Woo. 2. Navy +3.5 at Notre Dame. Navy is tired of ND's power trip. (Navy 46, Notre Dame 44.) YEAH NAVY! GAME OF THE YEAR! (Ok, maybe Appy St./Michigan and Trinity/Millsaps are better.) 3. New Mexico +4 at TCU. LaDainian isn't walking through that door. (TCU 37, New Mexico 0.) Fuck the heck? NFL 1. San Diego -7 at Minnesota. LaDainian is walking through that door. (Minnesota 35, San Diego 17.) Ah, I should have known that Adrian Peterson would break the single-game rushing record. 2. Tennessee -4 vs. Carolina. It's David Carr. (Tennessee 20, Carolina 7.) Too easy baby. 3. Indianapolis +6.5 vs. New England. PEYTON MANNING FOREVER. (New England 24, Indianapolis 20.) Here's what I wrote to one of my friends on 30 October: "I don't think the Colts will get 'blowed out' (as Emmitt Smith would say). The only major differences between the two are that the Pats pass a bit better, and the Colts run a bit better. Although I've been a Colts fan for about a decade, I'm enjoying the EVIL Patriots run. So, I'll pick the Pats to win, but I don't think they'll cover the 6-point spread." Week #2 (5-1) NCAAF 1. Kansas -2 at Texas A&M. I expect Kansas to be 11-0 when they host Missouri. (Kansas 19, Texas A&M 11.) Kansas and their fat coach almost blew it after dominating all game. 2. Boise State -3 at Fresno State. Fresno isn't really that good. (Boise State 34, Fresno State 21.) Nailed it. I am the hammer. 3. New Mexico State +28 at Hawaii. NMSU should have enough offense. (Hawaii 50, New Mexico State 13.) Chase Holbrook is a little bitch. Don't bet on bad teams. NFL 1. Cleveland -3 at St. Louis. Wow! (Cleveland 27, St. Louis 20.) Don't mess with Derek Anderson. 2. Indianapolis -7 at Carolina. *LoL*. (Indianapolis 31, Carolina 7.) *LoL*. What an insane line. 3. Pittsburgh -3.5 at Cincinnati. Let's try it again. (Pittsburgh 24, Cincinnati 13.) Nothing surprising here. Week #1 (3-3) NCAAF 1. South Florida -2.5 at Rutgers. (Rutgers 30, South Florida 27.) Fucking loser Grothe. Watch out ladies, Matt Groethe is a beta male. Don't let him continue his inferior genetic lineage with you. Find a real man. Ugh, dumbass college kids. 2. Auburn +11 at Louisiana State. (Louisiana State 30, Auburn 24.) Yeah, that line was absurd. Nice choke, Auburn. 3. Kansas State +3 at Oklahoma State. (Oklahoma State 41, Kansas State 39.) Hahaha. I thought Kansas State would win. NFL 1. New England -17 at Miami. (New England 49, Miami 28.) Free money. 2. Pittsburgh -3.5 at Denver. (Denver 31, Pittsburgh 28.) What happened to the Steelers' pass defense? 3. Tampa Bay +2.5 at Detroit. (Detroit 23, Tampa Bay 16.) Bucs had 150 more yards but were -2 in turnovers. Tactics: 1. Generally, I don't really care about home/away. REFERNCES [sic]: Appalachian St. at Michigan. 2. I don't care at all about streaks or previous seasons. REFERNCES: Navy at Notre Dame. 3. There are no 'magic potions.' REFERNCES: "DeShaun Foster always owns Atlanta." 4. Watch out for 'betrayal' teams. REFERNCES: Arizona, San Diego. 5. Generally, I look for games that have less than 4 point spreads, but one team is definitely better than the other, and/or the matchup is great. REFERNCES: Cleveland. 6. Offensive lines are extremely important, but common people don't understand this concept very well. REFERNCES: Cleveland, St. Louis. 7. Wait for injury reports about playmakers (Albert Haynesworth) and anti-playmakers (David Carr). 8. Don't go the other way just because a line looks too good to be true. REFERNCES: Kentucky -3.5 at Vanderbilt 9. Avoid confusing what you want to happen with what will happen. I tend to want unlikely things to happen.

I'll make my glorious return to deathpoolin', but I'm picking only wrestlers who are younger than 60. I already won with the standard 'on-base percentage' tactic (2006), and so I'm going for all home runs this time, just for fun. 1. Don Muraco, age 58–59 2. Kamala, age 57–58 3. Jake Roberts, age 52–53 4. Leon White (Vader), age 50–51 5. King Kong Bundy, age 50–51 6. Mike Shaw (Bastion Booger), age 50–51 7. Lex Luger, age 49–50 8. Scott Hall, age 49–50 9. George Gray (Akeem the African Dream), age 47–48 10. Del Wilkes (The Patriot), age 46–47 11. Marty Jannetty, age 45–46 12. Scott Steiner, age 45–46 13. The Warlord, age 45–46 14. Tony Halme (Ludvig Borga), age 44–45 — best bet 15. Sabu, age 43–44 16. Konnan, age 43–44 17. Giant González, age 41–42 18. P.N. News, age 38–39 19. Juventud Guerrera, age 33–34 20. Test (for my girl Leena), age 32–33

Every Christmas, I like to give myself a particular present: a fantasy football championship. I play in only two leagues, and so this gift is not easy to get. A 1-4 start. 48 points in week 5. Time to give up on this league and focus on the other one. Not! Never give up until the very end. A solid 6-win streak puts me back in contention. But then I lost two more times. Fortunately, the tiebreaker worked out so that all I needed to do in week 14 was win. And I won big, because I am Mr. Clutch. And so, I made it into the playoffs as the 4 seed. Of course that means I have to play against the 1 seed. Manning. Moss. Braylon. Burress. Witten. Dang. Ha! Despite Westbrook's non-TD run, I won easily! Now for the 2 seed in the championship. Thank you, Warner and Cotchery. If I had started Driver over Cotchery, I would have lost. Winners adapt. Winning is a skill.

LEAVE LEELEE ALONE!

"McNamee said that he acquired human growth hormone from Radomski for Knoblauch in 2001. Beginning during spring training and continuing through the early portion of the season, McNamee injected Knoblauch at least seven to nine times with human growth hormone. "Knoblauch paid Radomski through Jason Grimsley and, once or twice, through McNamee. (Radomski produced two checks from Grimsley in 2001 that totaled $5,550.) According to Radomski, McNamee suggested to him that McNamee was obtaining human growth hormone on Knoblauch’s behalf. According to McNamee, on occasion Knoblauch also procured his own supply of human growth hormone. McNamee believed that Knoblauch’s other source was Jason Grimsley." REFERNCES [sic] Mitchell, George J. "Information Regarding Purchases or Use of Performance Enhancing Substances by Players in Major League Baseball." Report to the Commissioner of Baseball of an Independent Investigation into the Illegal Use of Steroids and Other Performance Enhancing Substances by Players in Major League Baseball. MLB.com, 13 December 2007. 177.

Skye, who do you think should be the AFC's cornerbacks in the Pro Bowl? I would pick Nnamdi Asomugha, Leigh Bodden, and Antonio Cromartie. Edit: Oh man, Asomugha got so screwed. i NEED ASOMUGHA NOW.

Poster who won the most money by playing fantasy games on the Internet: Ortonsault, US$38,060.

In this exercise, I'll play the role of an NFL GM. I'll think about the order in which I'd pick positions, and I'll rank the top 5 players I'd take (no old guys). I. OT 1. Joe Thomas (CLE) 2. Marcus McNeill (SD) 3. Bryant McKinnie (MIN) 4. Matt Light (NE) 5. Jamaal Brown (NO) II. QB 1. Peyton Manning (IND) 2. Tom Brady (NE) 3. Tony Romo (DAL) 4. Marc Bulger (STL) 5. Carson Palmer (CIN) III. DT 1. Albert Haynesworth (TEN) 2. Kevin Williams (MIN) 3. Haloti Ngata (BAL) 4. Casey Hampton (PIT) 5. Vince Wilfork (NE) IV. OG 1. Logan Mankins (NE) 2. Steve Hutchinson (MIN) 3. Shawn Andrews (PHI) 4. Alan Faneca (PIT) 5. Eric Steinbach (CLE) V. C 1. Jeff Saturday (IND) 2. Samson Satele (MIA) 3. Dan Koppen (NE) 4. Matt Birk (MIN) 5. Shaun O'Hara (NYG) VI. DE 1. Jared Allen (KC) 2. Osi Umenyiora (NYG) 3. Aaron Kampman (GB) 4. Dwight Freeney (IND) 5. Trent Cole (PHI) VII. WR 1. Randy Moss (NE) 2. Reggie Wayne (IND) 3. Andre Johnson (HOU) 4. Braylon Edwards (CLE) 5. Marques Colston (NO) VIII. RB 1. Adrian Peterson (MIN) 2. Michael Turner (SD) 3. Steven Jackson (STL) 4. Ryan Grant (GB) 5. Marshawn Lynch (BUF) IX. TE 1. Antonio Gates (SD) 2. Kellen Winslow II (CLE) 3. Vernon Davis (SF) 4. Dallas Clark (IND) 5. Jason Witten (DAL) X. ILB 1. DeMeco Ryans (HOU) 2. Patrick Willis (SF) 3. David Harris (NYJ) 4. Kirk Morrison (OAK) 5. Lofa Tatupu (SEA) XI. CB 1. Nnamdi Asomugha (OAK) 2. Antonio Cromartie (SD) 3. Leigh Bodden (CLE) 4. Asante Samuel (NE) 5. Marlin Jackson (IND) XII. OLB 1. Michael Boley (ATL) 2. Lance Briggs (CHI) 3. Julian Peterson (SEA) 4. Ernie Sims (DET) 5. Rocky McIntosh (WAS) XIII. S 1. Bob Sanders (IND) 2. Troy Polamalu (PIT) 3. Adrian Wilson (ARI) 4. LaRon Landry (WAS) 5. Roman Harper (NO) XIV. KR 1. Devin Hester (CHI) 2. Ted Ginn Jr. (MIA) 3. Joshua Cribbs (CLE) 4. Terrence McGee (BUF) 5. Leon Washington (NYJ) XV. FB 1. Kyle Eckel XVI. K 1. Shayne Graham (CIN) 2. Nick Folk (DAL) 3. Mason Crosby (GB) 4. Stephen Gostkowski (NE) 5. Jeff Reed (PIT) I would not waste a roster spot on a punter. The kicker can punt.

In early August, before preseason started, I nominated a fantasy sleeper (or two) for each team. Let's take a look back and see how I did. Kansas City Chiefs: Priest Holmes. Well, he's playing now. And he'll probably start this week, but he'll share with Kolby Smith. The correct sleeper pick would have been Dwayne Bowe. Buffalo Bills: Paul Posluszny. He won the MLB job and played well until he went on IR. Without the injury, this pick would be correct. Otherwise, I guess you'd have to say Trent Edwards. Houston Texans: Owen Daniels. Pretty good pick, but both André Davis and Kevin Walter would have been better. Watch out for Adimchinobi Echemandu as well. Atlanta Falcons: Joe Horn. Flat out bad pick here. He's old and done. The winner is clearly OLB Michael Boley. (On offense, it's Roddy White.) Tennessee Titans: Brandon Jones. Well he sucks, but who else is there? LenWhale wasn't a sleeper. Chris Henry is good enough to win it for this team, I guess. Minnesota Vikings: Sidney Rice. He has great potential, but he won't actualize it until next year, when a first-round QB is throwing to him. E.J. Henderson is the sleeper champ here. Washington Redskins: Jason Campbell. He's doing ok. His WRs are terrible and they run all the time. The best sleeper on this team was Rocky McIntosh. Cleveland Browns: Jerome Harrison. He's a good player who doesn't get enough playing time. But, obviously, the sleeper of the year in all of the NFL was Derek Anderson. Miami Dolphins: David Martin. Well, he isn't Antonio Gates yet. Maybe next year. This team has lots of good sleepers: Ted Ginn Jr., Jesse Chatman, Cleo Lemon, and John Beck. Right now you have to give it to Chatman. Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Maurice Stovall. He doesn't suck, but he isn't producing. Earnest Graham and Barrett Ruud have been the guys here. New York Giants: Steve Smith the Younger. Nope, he hasn't done anything. Derrick Ward is the clear winner. Dallas Cowboys: Patrick Crayton. Yeah, you could call him the best sleeper on this team. Jason Witten and DeMarcus Ware aren't really sleepers. Oakland Raiders: Zach Miller and Michael Bush. Miller has done little. Watch out for Bush next year. Jordan and Rhodes will be gone, and Son of Huggy Bear is a temporary solution. But, Son of Huggy Bear is also the sleeper champion here. New York Jets: David Harris. I could have said Kellen Clemens or Leon Washington. But, if you've watched Harris in weeks 8 and 9, you know why I put him here. Clear winner. San Francisco 49ers: Arnaz Battle. He is their best WR, but they are the worst offense in the league. Therefore, Patrick Willis wins. Arizona Cardinals: Leonard Pope. They don't use him, even though he's a colossus. Kurt Warner or Karlos Dansby get the win here. Detroit Lions: T.J. Duckett. Now that he's healthy, we'll see him some more as Jones's backup. Shaun McDonald is the best sleeper here. Seattle Seahawks: D.J. Hackett. Good WR who's finally healthy. Bobby Engram is better. St. Louis Rams: Brian Leonard. Well, he's the winner on this team, but that isn't saying much. Green Bay Packers: Donald Lee. Great pick here. He is a starting TE in 12-team leagues. James Jones would be a good choice as well. Cincinnati Bengals: Kenny Irons. Well, he got hurt, and allowed the other Kenny to step in for the worn down Rudi. Kenny Watson is awesome. Philadelphia Eagles: Tony Hunt. He hasn't had a chance since preseason. Kevin Curtis is the only choice on this team. Pittsburgh Steelers: Santonio Holmes. Well, he was kind of obvious. Najeh Davenport or Heath Miller could be considered the winner. Carolina Panthers: Jeff King. Pretty good pick here. Jon Beason is better, though. New Orleans Saints: Eric Johnson. He's ok. I'd say David Patten. Baltimore Ravens: Demetrius Williams. He had a decent start while Clayton was gimpy. This offense is lame. It's either Williams or Quinn Sypniewski. Chicago Bears: Adrian Peterson the Elder. He's better than Benson in every way, yet they are sticking with Benson. Brian Griese or Greg Olsen wins here. San Diego Chargers: Michael Turner. Turner isn't used enough. The only other good sleeper here is Antonio Cromartie (WHAT A STUD!!). Denver Broncos: D.J. Williams. He is doing ok at MLB. Selvin Young or Brandon Marshall are much better sleepers. Indianapolis Colts: DeDe Dorsey and Freddie Keiaho. Cut and injured, dang. Dallas Clark wins if he counts as a sleeper. Otherwise, Marlin Jackson and Kelvin Hayden. New England Patriots: Sammy Morris. He rocked before he got hurt. Belichick likes him more than he likes Maroney. (Remember that next season.) Wes Welker is the obvious pick here. Jacksonville Jaguars: Marcedes Lewis. He's doing ok but is pretty disappointing. David Garrard is the best sleeper choice here.

Y'all know that Kansas is the true number one.

Y'all know that South Florida is the true number one.

I agree; I don't care about any team that doesn't have 'zero-loss magic.' 1. South Florida 2. Louisiana State 3. The Ohio State 4. Boston College 5. California 6. Kansas 7. Cincinnati 8. Missouri 9. Arizona State 10. Hawaii 11. Connecticut 12. *attempts to divide by zero*