Yep, I toss and turn at night knowing that somewhere, that very second, Coey is hurting some wrestling geekbaby's feelings by calling him a nitwit.
And those gerbils wanted me to molest them, dammit!
Maybe I'll be lucky enough to be immortalized in one the "stupid" threads on his messageboard. You know the ones, wherein he calls more stupid attention to people he claims are too stupid for him to pay attention to.
OOoohh, call me Dr. Jekyll and then Prof. Moriarty next so I can bust my nut.
<---*has fetish for fiction characters*