There's no way Mario wrote that.
Yup, it's just your friendly neighborhood puroman, Coey aka Jubuki.
Dude, just tell them hos that you write wrestling reviews and you'll be swimming in an ocean of genitalia.
Actually, I have half native blood in me, but not the (US) American kind.
My parents are both from Mexico, and while my mom has mostly Spanish blood in her, my dad is 100% native. His home town still has people that talk in their native tongue.
Here's the rumored tracklist:
1. Eat-tro (skit)
2. Can't Nobody Hold Me Down (at the buffet)
3. Broke and Hungry
4. N.W.A(Not Without Appetite)
5. Ghetto Food Chain
6. Git yo Grub On
7. Weightin' to Explode
8. Gas Attack (skit)
9. Cereal Killa
10. Eatin' Ain't E-Z
11. One Meal at a Time
12. Snackwhore
13. Drive-bye on the Drive-thru
14. Sugar Daddy
15. Shit-tro (skit)
So wait, you choose to air out the filthy laundry in public and when I point and laugh at your stains, suddenly I'm the asshole?
Whatever, you're still the one with blood and shit on your undies, fuckass.
You're assuming that I don't like the "What do you think of _?" threads, which may or may not be the case.
I could have just bumped this thread to show that Kinetic wasn't all that and a sack of shit
OR
I agree with what he said and consider those threads worthless.
If the latter is true, however, then I would start worrying because according to this:
the degeneration process might be starting soon for you.
Thumbtack's posts make me curious about hearing his stuff.
Hey, AoO. I can actually picture someone growling out those lyrics while blastbeats and distorted guitars assault my ears.
Here's my pitiful contribute to this thread.
Firsttorn
Plucked upward from the
cut-up muscles, bloody head
gives a wombless cry.
I'd like to see DFA ban on grounds that:
3. Death threats towards any other poster on the TSM forums is not allowed and is considered a bannable offense.
Everytime I see him post, I get a sense that an overwhelming doom will descend from the sky on my pretty little head.
That and he's ghey.