EL BRUJ0

Eagan?

Despite what your pappy may have said, a BUTT and a cunt are not the same thing.

Incantation

dude, pay attention.

Carcass

Coming in at 5'7'' and 145 lbs last time I got on the scale. I jog 4 miles, 4 times a week and on Fridays I get a good cardio workout dancing for about 5 hours straight.

Cause some of us aren't fortunate enough to have our supersexygirl post on the same message board as we do; and so we must lower ourselves to virtual panty sniffary, even if said panties are lesbianic in origin, which makes our level of patheticism accurately ghey.

soccer mom'ed?

If HD is a circle jerk, then CE is a sadomasochistic orgy that should have ended days ago.

I would if I ventured into the wrestling folders, but I don't cause rasslin = teh ghey.

I'd like to officially place my cock in the "ban-Choken-One-Hole", as his stupid post whoring ass brings down the quality in the music folder. This is all.

Pee-Brained Summer brings with it a lot more travel, and travel brings with it…a lot more pee anxiety. For the ladies, of course. Guys generally don't devote a lot of psychic energy to worrying about taking a leak. But women? It's a world of, as the inventors of My Sweet Pee put it, "lining the toilet with paper, crouching, or having to sit down on filthy seats in a public restroom!" The urgency denoted by that exclamation point led to creativity from Vivian Lipman and Joyce Nimetz, retired twin sisters from Houston who are marketing the My Sweet Pee shield. Despite its name, the shield does nothing to sweeten your urine; instead the flat piece of rubber allows a woman to pee standing up. "It molds into a funnel shape and acts as a splash guard and trough," Lipman says. (But can you write your name in the snow with it? Apparently not.) My Sweet Pee comes in both reusable and disposable models. A "citrus cleanser" allegedly allays any fears that a woman (who refuses to pee normally in a public restroom) might have about sticking a urine-soaked piece of rubber in her purse. It's $14.95 for a reusable and $11.95 for ten disposables. And if you're not interested at the moment, "It's a wonderful little stocking stuffer," Lipman says. We're sure it is. Our suggestion: Put it in a Tiffany box before you wrap it. Imagine the look of surprise on the little lady's face…

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^phagz

But is he selling the gimmick acount as well?

But no one has answered my question yet!

Is he Kooler than Jesus?

Uh-oh, sounds like trouble in paradise.

I'm mesmerized by the words preceding it... Open gates to darker lands We spread our wings and fly away

^source plz.

But it's helped the More-Steiner-than-Ben-Stein-Guy find work.

Just like you won't hear me when that message window rolls down, and the flames come out. You could post reply till you run out, or you can run for your backup, them flaming posts are gonna tear your back up.

TC sold us out, mang! CE shits are as low and fecalie as one can go.

Fool, I took nine flames in a row one night. I've felt the hottest flames, and I still won't learn. My attitude iz gangsta, so I can stand some beef.