EL BRUJ0

Nice band name. You guys do weddings?

And here I thought that the end all and be all of creation involved bitching and moaning about wrestling with a bunch of bitter, cynical wrestling critics. Where do I register, so I can post, for this thing you call life?

Since I live by the mantra that "It's just a fucking message board~!", the thought of someone wanting me to die wouldn't be that big of a deal to me. To each his own, I guess.

I wouldn't want to be you guys, once jangofett4hire gets around to reading this thread.

Well, I'm at quite the mental conundrum as to how the likes of the UGS will be able to show their faces around these parts. Surely their already low self-esteem cannot withstand the terrible psychological barrage that is jangofett4hire's post. I believe gents, the jig is most certainly up, and discretion would save you from future tongue thrashings.

IDrinkRatsMilk > professor murder

No one here is under that delusion, and if they are, they clearly have been abusing some sort of chemical substance for quite sometime now. However, it's funny that the one folder that's designed for stupid shit, comes out smelling like a rose when compared to the WWE folder.

The idea of being banned for wishing death on someone else perturbs me, that's all. And for the record: <---*does not eat asshairs*

I believe MrRant's member moistens any time he sees a hippie.

I'm still not feelin' TheGame ban.

*Leaves 40oz. urine-filled bottle*

As to what he'll beat in the shower, it's obviously n00b manmeat.

What's the blue book price for Dames going for these days?

Didn't I just say that I'm not the Humor Messiah? What will satisfied you that I cannot grace you with ungodly wit? Fool you are, for the way to the Heavenly Comedy Kingdom lies not through me.

Full Blooded Pussy

I'm not chiding you for the immaturity, it's the lack of "teh Fun-ay~!" that's the issue here. Surrender BUTT monkey? You must be french.

Then keep waiting, bucky. If you're looking for enlightenment, then I'm not your man; unless your asshole is yearning to know cornholing bliss.

Rap iz crap.

Whatever, Chavo Guerrero Jr.

I guess if you're the mental equivalent of a 10 year old, then deez nutz will never cease to amaze you.

^The only queer? Probably not.

^Shut the fuck up.

A deez nuts joke? Has this folder gone completely, 100%, I-floss-with-ass-hair ghey!?

Actually, I was correcting Lil Naitch's ass, as he was trying to emulate *scratches head and leaves* gimmick. Nice try though, TMD. Your consulation prize is a nice brushing of your teeth with my jizz.

It's: *scratches head and leaves* you stupid cunt rag.