EL BRUJ0

Fine... The Flying Dutchman To attempt to describe the 0wnage that is the Dutchman, is like looking at the face of god; mere mortals will go insane from the experience. But unlike god, The Flying Dutchman is very real. While the ghostly spirit of a pirate with a "Deep One" for a penis may seem like a myth, on a night were the sea air breezes in and washes over your skin with salty sensations, you too may come to know the man from Dutch.

And the moment that happens, I'll be there with: "This thread is ghey." Also, Marney will be right about people bending over backwards due to b00bage.

All I'm asking is where on this board are posters tripping over their own feet to rush to the aid of the poor and helpless diva? Since I don't see a "OneAndOnlySweetNSexyDivaHadATerryingExperienceComeAndGiveYourUndyingSympath y" thread, I'm going to continue to regard this as a funny, but unnecessary, menses-soaked rant.

Nice that my joke was sold, yet the other points were no-sold. Who's booking this thread, the WWWEEE? And don't call me Sherlock, unless you want to continue by calling me other literary names. <---*has literary name calling fetish* Here's a list: Dr. Faust Big Brother Conan Bum-Cleaver McBeth Dr. Manhattan Crucifixio Jones (mine, and yours, favorite)

I think MikeSC was a punkass bitch, not because he got the beatdown from a girl, but that it went on for 20 fucking minutes. I'm sorry, but that's just having no concern for your well being, and there's no excuse for that unless you forgot the password during a heavy session of sadomasochistic roleplaying.

Define all. As I see it, only KKK responded in the original thread, and he didn't seem to be laying the thick sympathy on SnSD. In this thread, all chave and ripper are saying is that different people react differently to different scenarios; but if that seems like lactating too much human kindness to you, then meh. I don't see anyone on this board throwing their arms around her and offering their eternal services. But if you do, point it out, cause that does deserve a good chuckle. Unlike some of the people here, I've seen my share of b00bs incarnate. To quote a famous man, "Bitch, please. Like I ain't ever seen a tit before." We all can't be superstars like you. So, in essence, you made a big deal out of nothing, got it. And Marney tears her a new one is sure to bring down the sympathy quota, right? Yes, let's draw more attention than the situation calls for by making a big production out of it, that'll show her. Or maybe Marn's just jealous of all the "attention" she's getting. Don't worry honey, there's plenty of Bruj0 to go around. "no need to be greedy, cause I've got enough to feed the needy."

Those two parts got me. And I have to admit the ass thumbed and cock palmed went right by me the first time. I fucked up by not putting a second 'f' after of and 'lot' should be 'let'. So the editted version should be: If blowing up at strangers on the net over some words is what passes off as having brains, I'll gladly stay over here in the corner, with my ass thumbed and my cock palmed, and let you smarty pants git yo' smarts on. Chant it with me now, kids: "U Fuked Up!" "U Fuked Up!" "U Fuked Up!"

Ok, then. And what part of my previous post made no sense, Ripper or Chave?

Just to be clear, was this an insult towards me? And is Marney insulting the entire female populace a bit too much on the sexist side, or does it fall under the similar precedent of black folk using the "n" word?

At the request of Marney: "This thread, much like having vaginal contortions due to sand wedging itself between one's overly tight canal, is ghey." If blowing up at strangers on the net over some words is what passes off as having brains, I'll gladly stay over here in the corner, with my ass thumbed and my cock palmed, and let you smarty pants git yo' smarts on. *editted due to BRUJ0 being a dumb fuck up*

<--*editted the list* Cartman and YNA, beside having shitty music tastes, you two seem too vanilla to make the list. And Game, you didn't answer my question. I need tips on how to AIM stalk, and nobody is out pimping you in that catagory, sweetcheeks.

Damn Marney, calm the fuck down, bitch. All this drama, while makes for a find read, on closer inspection comes off as too pathetically funny to be real. "How dare someone react in the total opposite way of my hypothetical handling of that particular situation!? I exPLODE in RAGE!!!" So simmer down, hoe. Have a snack, take a smoke break, go eat some pussy, get penatrated, let the tension out that has been built up by having to suffer through the terrible crime of reading somone's posts. Oh, and one more thing. OMGF~! SEXISM, BAN PLZ~!

Just felt like expulsing some excrement. TheGame How's stalking people on AIM working out for you, silly ghey fag? Thanks for posting that pic since I can actually see how big of fuckass you actually look like. It's good to have a pic to go along with all the gheytalk that comes flowing out the fuckhole you have for a mouth. Lil Naitch Nice to know that all it takes to recieve a threat from you is to type some words about your mom. "Oh no, the man on the keyboard said some not so very nice, untrue things about a person he couldn't possibly know. I exPLODE in RAGE~!" But it does seem I owe your mom an apology, so next time you see her, tell her that I'm so sorry that she raised such a pussified twat of a son. Mik at Cornel Thanks for all the party pics, playa. It's nice to know that while I continue to lead the life of an insane recluse, that there are peeps out in the world that got a good grasp on life's phallus and refuse to let go till they've squeezed every bit of fun-loving seed. Drink up. Incandenza I was getting a bit burned out by your style, till I found out about your handbag defecating ways and sexing it up with coke whores. Now that's the poster we grew up with, unlike: Kinetic Ain't it about time you dropped this gimmick, Inc? I know Metal Ed was cool, but having multiple screen names is so passe'. Banky You changed, man. It used to be about the posting. Mole A big hug and lots of kisses for the rodent. Everytime I'm feeling low, my mood is instantly made brighter by the mere fact that mole posting stupidity is just one mouse click away. In the gene pool that is humanity, you're the urine spot left by the retarded kid, and thus I can thank the fates that I'm not you. TheMikeSC I've read some idiotic posts in my time, but reading up how he had his ass handed by a female for twenty minutes just because he wanted to be the "bigger man", may be that unattainable high that I know I'll never reach again. What a punkass bitch. Proffesor Murder This cunt can go to hell, he'll never replace the perverted greatness that is IDrinkRatsMilk. Get yo' freak on indeed. Ripper I agree, you got robbed (or jacked, that's what you crazy kids say these days, right?) in the poster tournament. You seem to over reacted to the "ghettopoly" thread, but I could see where you're coming from. Mad props are in order for decimating the uptight asshole that was the gamecop, though. Agent of Oblivion Stay sick, you crazy fuck. CWM Lumberjacking gnome fiend, what's not to love. chave Forgot about you due to you not using pic of the fey goth bitch Some shout outs to those crazy cats at WDI, the SNKT wrecking crew, and them young pimps just getting into the game, the Cyber Sluts. I'm out.

*BUMPED* Geez, this thread 0wnz your goddamn faces.

Hey Mario, didn't your dad get busted for making Crystel Meth? If so, then I suggest it's time to get into the "Family Business".

Just admit that you really are a loser like the rest of us, Kinetic. After all, you don't have any cool pictures of yourself drinking at a bar with your cool pals, do you? So, shut the fuck up and go back to headbanging that mullet while listening to Poison in your Trans-Am.

So popick has a thing for pigeons and paper clips? Sounds about right.

What kind of ghey name is Zoofus, anyway? The other dinos must throw magma rocks at your ass on the Paleolithic Playground.

A pussy asshole! BWWWWAAAHAAAHAAA!!!11!111!!

Dude, I'm anxiously awaiting Zack's "Message to (member name)" thread.

Hey, that's the blood of Christ, asshole. Have some respect. *eats God's meat*

But one of us posting a picture is an extreme exercise in futility. How can we compete with the awe-inducing, awesome awesomeness of an Ivy League Superstar that hangs out at bars and drinks with the beautiful people? We can't, and thus we have no choice but to bow our shame-filled heads while muttering under our breath about our ill-fated lot in life. *weeps for being a loser*

But Zack isn't a party animal. He's some loser who drinks by himself cause he doesn't have any cool friends that will go to the bar and drink and take pictures with him. Whatafag.

I realized that it was intended to be a joke. It just happen to be one that's been beaten to the ground more times than your crack fiend mother by whatever abusive pimp she happens to be servicing at the time. Now kindly piss off or please respond with the all powerfully witty retort that only a smilie can provide.

He's the finger-pointing douche. And I bet the bar was blasting Saliva out of the speakers while he was pointing.