EL BRUJ0

Fuck Dames. Seriously, I'm offering my services as a "death" recipient, if you will. Just substitute my name for the person(s) that you want dead and post it in this thread.

Feeling a bit angry at the world? Can't let those frustrations out? Wanna git yo' hate on? Then direct any and all wishes, hopes, desires, threats, vows, promises and/or thoughts of a death unto moi, EL BRUJ0. Unlike some of the other pussies who post on this board, this pussy can take the deadly dick, no matter the size. So what are you waiting for? You know you want to. Death, it's what's for dinner.

So, which one of you racist bastards has bought this game already? Marney MrRant KKKtookmybabyaway TheMikeSC My money is on Incandenza.

And here I thought the point had got home, took a nice bubble bath and fell asleep. When instead it was standing on the lone highway of thoughts, desparately trying to hitch its way towards "No Shit City". But then you rode along in your "Statingtheobvious mobile" and decided to drive it home at 100 mph. Thank you, my good man, for without your kind services, who knows at what time the point would have hit home. Who doesn't liked drug-fueled theivery and drunk fornicating? Are you saying that all blacks have known the ghetto-life and this game reminds them of it? OMFGRACISMBAN4LIFEPLZ~! Could you hammer it in so more, I don't think I got it. Something about blacks, poking and fun. It's fun poking blacks? Blacks like to poke for fun? Funny blacks poking? Yes, because the Secret World Order of Dominating the World Secretly and Orderly (the true power behind Cha Walla Look Ba Kappa-Ma) wants to promote racial dissent, all while doing it in the latest, hip attire.

^Shut the fuck up, backwards boy.

Yes, because the Machiaviallian mastermind that is double J, will bring about the utter and complete destruction of wrestling as we know it. Idiot.

Isn't he still a stupid fuck ass?

This shit is ghey.

Who?

We Want Brook Riv... wait, no we don't. We most certainly do not.

So, will there be a "We want Brook River" chant?

He's talking from personal experience, folks.

with your cock?

Shouldn't that be "I", instead of we? Cocksucker.

Sure thing, music folder champ.

I am Brook River.

The sand in your cunt?

*yawns*

I applaud your ability to sleep while mongrels urinate on your syphilis-ridden body. Bravo.

^Fuck you.

But don't you see the wit? The marvelous comical insight? He took the H out of Triple H and replaced it with groin! My god, the hilarity! Please, someone give this man his own sit-com.

Urethral Goo Sissies

Man, fuck mole.

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