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i'm sorry. i still don't understand exactly what you're talking about.

how can you make such an assumption? for all i know you've never met me and wouldn't be able to do any research. you were just asking what my name was, for goodness sake. i just don't understand what you're getting at at all.

uh, no you didn't. i quoted both posts and that's not what it says.

what

keep my name out your mouth

So you're not the admin then?

Yeah. That's what I thought. So what's the over/under on this hoax? I got the line set on "tomorrow afternoon."

"Ban." You said "ban." Don't be chickenshit about this. Go all the way.

Hey, whatever it takes to sell this gimmick.

I DON'T KNOW; YOU TELL ME.

I DON'T KNOW; YOU TELL ME.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Henning Magician. New Age politician.

My wife pointed this out to me and it seems too sordid to be true. http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/27/shamwow-pitc...r-to-the-punch/

http://exitmundi.nl/volcano.htm

I only had three beer at an after-hours party at work, unaware that such a party was illegal. One kid in his early twenties got after it too too much and got alcohol poisoning and I was unaware. Since I was technically a supervisor, I didn't know until after 911 was called. Lost my job. Ruined my life. Filled me with blind misanthropic hate. That was five years ago and I'll still be a wreckage five years from now probably.

Every couple of months or so, me and the wife go out. I've never been able to master the 10-pin variety, so we do the weird-ass 5-pin variety. My stride is all messed up, no technique, so it's strictly for fun.

You have been granted the trio powers of intangibility, invisibility, and teleportation. You are instantly able to travel anywhere on Earth at any time, from the birth of all life on earth to the Tunguska Explosion to the communal shower of the girls' dorm. The catch is that you only have fifteen minutes to use it before these powers are stripped from you. How do you spend your fifteen minutes?

I decided to come up with a more lucid version:

Yikes, my first double post.

I remember hearing somewhere that Tom Kenny had that gig back when he was doing stand-up.