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So are we still in that awkward courtship phase or what?

MMMMmmmmmmmmmmhmm Wow, I thought I was being a smartass, but I guess Wikipedia confirms her appearing in one of those "Beastmaster" type shows.

Grace Jones?

Dude in Surrey, BC is seemingly a space alien who wants to feed you his semen and takes a big dump when you do. He is also the subject of the song "Itchikoo Park."

After a brief flirtation with Clarence Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine.

I'm revealed to be either godthedog, Banky, Milky, or Inc.

The funny never stops. Good thing it never starts either.

Awesome, Gypsy.

Is "Non Sequitur" still going? I believe I read somewhere that "For Better Or Worse" was going to end because the creator was losing her eyesight, but here we are five odd years later and no thermonuclear holocaust storyline.

You're Uwe Boll.

I just watched a DVD of it. Should I have been depressed afterwards as the credits silently, shamefully rolled by? I didn't need to watch it. I lived it.

No there isn't. Look at it again. I double checked it myself and I put in no commas. And? Because you post pictures of yourself.

Could you imagine if you were the sort of person who enjoyed this thread?

Is there anybody OUT THERE?

Ah! Conceptual! Inside jokes work well here too. FUCK I JUST GOT SHOT

Civilization Comes only by Sid Meier. No-sell me again.

Well, it could be worse. I was from Saskatchewan Alberta sucks too

FUCK I NEARLY GOT SHOT

What the hell are you doing searching for this crap? Come on now. I never got to participate, although the count would be much easier in Dalek: GIM-MICK - THREADS - ARE - TO - BE - EX-TER-MI-NA-TED! EX-TER-MIN-ATE! That's three haikus. 15-21-15.

Actually, I'll be reflecting on the past 27 years, P.K., since this is technically my 28th year beginning. But thanks! I disagree heartily with Byron on this point. If I ever enter a state where I am persistently vegetative state where it is impossible to revive me, I want to be kept alive under ALL circumstances. I don't want my family sparing any expense and I want them to go to every trouble possible. Even if I'm just a brain stem hooked up to a respirator, I am to be kept within the scientific definition of a living organism.