UZI Suicide

I don't get the whole SNL thing. The WWE shouldn't have to clean up until every other entertainment medium does? People seem to be pulling out every excuse possible for the WWE. If you really like wrestling then why WOULDN'T you want to see something be done here? That's like having a friend on heroin, with their family ready to stage an intervention and you go, "NO, NO, NOT UNTIL EVERY ROCK STAR GETS OFF HEROIN!"

MICHAEL JACKSON!!!

Cut this guy's mic off. This is brutal.

Looks like it's the same people who did the Nine Inch Nails "Year Zero" thing.

I do realize that I'm sure there has to be some sort of privacy policy in effect keeping some of the workers coming on and saying what's really going down. It could ruin lives etc. Just like the whole baseball scandal. Doesn't that pretty much nullify the entire paragraph you typed above it? Everyone is whining that Meltzer must have some agenda since he "hates" wrestling (yeah right, he hates wrestling, you fucking idiots). So, like, a guy UNDER CONTRACT wouldn't have any agenda? They're the guys we're supposed to put our faith in to be 100% honest about the goings on in the company?

Wrestlers are dying left and right, dirty doctors are prescribing ass loads of steroids to guys and congress is about to swoop in on the WWE. But no, DAVE MELTZER is the real problem here. Some people are so fucking stupid that they don't deserve to be using the Internet.

Are we sure this isn't just a strip club called "TNA".

I always thought that song was about Kool-Aid, but I can certainly see how you came to the interpretation that you did.

New Rockstar PS3 exclusive that is not L.A. Noire (which is already PS3 exclusive) is going to be announced shortly. http://blog.us.playstation.com/2007/07/27/...ive-to-the-ps3/

Galavisión

It only takes ten hours if you're a FUCKING STUPID DUMBASS.

Really, on paper? Which paper? Are you sure you weren't looking at it upside down? In all seriousness, I think Philly has the stronger team in the NFC East, and there are other better wildcard contenders in the other divisions in the NFC. But yeah, I don't see the Giants or Redskins competing this coming year, maybe the Skins, but not the Giants. I think I agree with your AFC rankings though, although I think I see the Ravens regressing and the Jags progressing, so I'd switch Cincy to the division title and the Jags in at the wildcard. It'll be a dogfight (and an ugly one at that, given the two teams' style of play) between the two. I think the Cowboys have as much talent on both sides of the ball as any team in the NFC.

AFC 1. New England 2. Baltimore 3. Indy 4. San Diego 5. Denver 6. Cincinnati AFC is obviously stacked. The Patriots, with their talent and coaching, are just too tempting not to pick at the top. I love the Ravens this year and can easily see them getting to the Superbowl with the addition of Willis McGahee, but it all depends on Steve McNair. I like the Chargers to win their division just because they are so ridiculously talented, the Norv Turner effect won't really take hold for another year or two when he's had plenty of time to inject his suck into the team. NFC 1. New Orleans 2. Dallas 3. Chicago 4. San Francisco 5. Seattle 6. Carolina The Saints have an absolutely ridiculous offense. I expect Reggie Bush to become a better runner and with him, Deuce, Colston and Meachem they're going to be almost impossible to defend. Dallas' season really depends on Tony Romo, looking at them on paper they have as much talent as just about anyone. I'm really excited to see what Wade Phillips does with the defense, especially with DeMarcus Ware. NFC West is going to be a dogfight with the Rams-Niners-Seahawks all being playoff caliber teams that will battle for spots, but I had to leave the Rams off because of their defense.

Yeah, WWE definitely likes Burke more than Punk. That's what, the fifth time he's jobbed to the G2S?

What four guys would that be? Proof? Source? I know they like Burke and Cor Von more...looks like Morrison has moved ahead of him also.....I should have put Punk's 4th not that 4 guys were ahead of him. It was on several sites credited to the observer awhile back that Burke and Cor Von were much higher thought of than Punk. I guess that explains why Burke jobs to Punk in EVERY match they have and why Cor Von hasn't been on TV since he jobbed to Punk about a month ago.

I'd hate to be the guy whose job it is to oil up Viscera.

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED

Is Stevie a face now? Haha, what the hell.

What gimmick change? He's doing the exact same thing he did as Johnny Nitro

Oh lord, please don't tell me they're going to do the "Heel champion takes on local jobber" bullshit every week now with Nitro.

Really? That promo was horrible IMO.

YA THANX 4 KILLING UR FAMILY CHRIS, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO SEE JACKASS!!!!!11!!!11!

I don't know if this was already a well known thing, but I was just browsing IMDB and came across t his - Righteous Kill (2008) So, yeah, De Niro and Pacino together. I instantly drew wood. Then I scrolled down a little and saw.. 50 FUCKING CENT? How in the hell, of all the talented black actors in the world, does 50 Cent end up in a movie with fucking De Niro and Pacino? Obviously, I'm still looking forward to the movie, but damn, that sure is a kick in the nuts.

I was kind of disappointed that tonight's episode teased a rift between E and Vince, but the preview for next week looks like it's right back to regular old "chasing chicks and having fun" Entourage, which is fine, but I was kind of getting hyped for an E splitting from Vince storyline.

Check his relationships and see if you've been feuding/teaming him with people he doesn't like. Or have you been pushing him too much and getting those e-mails where it says the crowd is getting sick of him or something? If you keep putting the guy on TV in spite of that it lowers morale.