UZI Suicide

Pats got bailed out by that bullshit holding penalty. That's the kind of thing that happens all game long and then they decide it's too physical right at the end of the game. Total crap.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20164008,00.html Shocking.

Oh my, you couldn't be more wrong on that front. This is what The Joker should look like. Based on what? Certainly not the character's history. He's a psycho but he's also meticulous and quite the perfectionist. He's not just a crazy guy who wears makeup. He's a guy who has a fucking permanent smile burned into his skin. We don't get that, but we do get some herpes bubbles on the side of Ledger's mouth. HOW EDGY.

Heath Ledger is going to have to pull off the acting performance of a lifetime because so far they've totally fucked up the look/character of The Joker for this movie.

That was the fucking dumbest thing ever.

I wonder if the Eagles will run up the score on them?

"You cannot change the stripes of a leopard." "What they need to do is get healthy and that will help to right size the ship" "Adrian Peterson didn't even see the hit on his knee. He was running and he got blind sided by Al W... Al...... Al Jackson" (it was actually Packers CB Al Harris) "Image is very imporant in the NFL. You have marketing dollars going into the NFL which TRICKELATES right down to the players."

CHRISITIAN FUCKING BALE. He's my favorite actor right now and I'd have his babies if I was able to. Him being in it makes me think it won't suck.

Just read the story, I hope this paragraph is true.. The Angels continued pushing for a deal Tuesday, major-league sources say, and the Dodgers continued balking at the Marlins' price. 'Cause honestly, it would suck balls if the Dodgers did this trade.

Jericho looks 100x cooler on the right. You're just making our point for us (the people who didn't like Jericho's re-debut very well). What is cool? The pigtail at the top of his head? The open sparkly shirt? The leather pants? The oiled up chest? THAT'S not gay but his outfit today was?

Yeah, HUGE difference. Some of you people are fucking retarded.

Well if the 9:30 thing is true, then I guess Santino will be Jericho's first victim.

Wouldn't it be 10:30? I didn't see last night's but last Monday, it came on at 9:57 p.m. and said 23 hours and 33 minutes or something like that.

I'm surprised the Bills didn't send a goon out there to break Brady's leg. I still think someone will at some point this year.

Terrell Owens is killing it right now. 8 catches, 173 yards, 4 TD. His last four catches have been TDs.

I have a hard time believing a San Francisco jury is going to find Bonds guilty.

THURSDAY Oregon FRIDAY Hawaii SATURDAY Ohio State Florida State Georgia Arkansas Notre Dame Penn State Indiana Wake Forest Utah Boston College West Virginia Oklahoma Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Ohio State/Michigan game? 40 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Boston College's Matt Ryan have against Clemson? 256

Surprised there's been no mention of Kennedy nearly killing Jeff Hardy when he threw him off the apron.

I think Jay-Z's "Roc Boys" is the best song on the radio right now. Of any genre.

All this thread is missing is Edge/Randy Orton's theme music.

SATURDAY Indiana N.C. State Michigan Kansas State Arkansas Alabama Houston Georgia Cincinnati Miami Florida USC Kansas Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Auburn/Georgia game? 30 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Michigan's Mike Hart have against Wisconsin? 119

Michael Beasley to OJ Mayo and Kevin Love: "Suck it" http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaab/recap?gid=200711090288

A-Rod must hate Miguel Cabrera right about now. With the Red Sox and Yankees both having no interest, it's probably down to the Dodgers and Angels for A-Rod, the two teams that are rumored to be after Cabrera the hardest. Whichever one Cabrera goes to, A-Rod will basically have no leverage with the other. Of course, another team could step up in the A-Rod sweepstakes (I expect Baltimore to), but I don't see him getting anywhere close to that 350 million.

HE HIT HIM WITH A HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Anyone see Steve Phillips on Sportscenter last night? After talking about Joe Torre, they ran a segment where Phillips discussed what else the Dodgers need to do to be World Series contenders. His ideas? - Sign A-Rod - Sign Andruw Jones and get rid of Juan Pierre - Trade for Johan Santana Do all that, Los Angeles Dodgers, and YOU can be in the World Series. BRILLIANT.