UZI Suicide

I strongly disagree with that. There are some fantastic songs on the Use Your Illusion albums. I agree it should have been cut down to one album, but if you take the best songs from both and combine it into one, you have one hell of a fucking record.

Shawn Michaels has a cold sore. Thanks, HD.

WOW THAT SET LOOKS SO DIFFERENT.

Here's hoping they scrap that Papa Roach song and bring in the new intro with a song that doesn't suck.

I wonder if Lashley will come back tonight since it's MLK day and he is, ya know, black.. sort of.

I'm interested to see how they pull off this video screen. Like, I get that with Undertaker they'll have like a graveyard background with tombstones and stuff, but what does like, say, Randy Orton have? A screen with a bunch of his queer tribal tattoos?

QFT ESPN's going to be unwatchable for the next 2 weeks. Like it wouldn't have been if the Pats were playing the Cowboys or Packers?

Cue "It was the receiver's fault" in 3......2......1....

WHAT A GUNSLINGER

If the Chargers could only get in the fucking endzone. Fuck, how do you let an old sack of shit like Junior Seau tackle you right there if you're nickname is "The Burner"?

I've never hated Pizza Hut. I think it's much better than Dominos or Papa John's. Whenever I get pizza, the place I go to is a local place called Valentino's (New York style Pizza that's as good as any pizza I had when I traveled to NY), but I do get a craving for Pizza Hut a few times a year.

I liked it. Some interesting stories about Axl. I bet Slash could write another book with all the shit he's probably forgot from that period.

I can't imagine RAW without the Titan Tron.

Rocket Queen.

I can't wait for the five paragraph long explanations from both sides of why neither of them are taking this seriously and aren't affected at all by the other person.

Secrets and Lies "Do Something About It" I'd buy it.

Are there allowed to be two minorities in the final four? Assuming King is either black or mexican.

Yeah, that was a pretty fucking gay thing to do. Anyway, can't say I'm excited to see Big Show return. I've never liked him.

The new rumor is that the album is done and in the hands of Geffen Records (the band announced recording was completed last year), but hasn't been released because Axl and the label can't agree on how to market it. I imagine the discussion probably went like this: Axl: "I need $3 million for the first music video" Record label: "Fuck off"

Jeff Hardy is fucking nuts.

Look at how smokey the ring is. It looks like an episode of WCW Nitro.

Jesus, what a waste of all those fireworks.

So Hardy pins Orton tonight and then loses at the Rumble?

The only hope for the NFL is that someone on the Colts/Chargers has studied Vince Wilfork enough that they can learn how to "accidentally" dive elbow first into Tom Brady's knee.

Chris Harris' debut could show how popular TNA actually is. Could they debut him as "Wildcat" Chris Harris, one half of TNA's most successful tag team ever, and have WWE fans even care/know who he is?