UZI Suicide

Why is Elijah Burke dressed like a gay male stripper?

That was the scariest segment ever.

Well the bad news about 'Taker winning is that Cena is probably winning.

That was an awesome match. Wouldn't be shocked if it ends up as MOTN.

Undertaker just mouthed to Charles Robinson "get him out of here"

Undertaker wins with the Tombstone! Fuck yeah!

'Taker kicks out of Batista Bomb! Crowd going apeshit.

Batista kicks out of The Last Ride.

This is a nice warm up for the crowd before Cena-HBK. I don't think fans really want to boo Batista, they just do because he's facing 'Taker, but people HATE Cena and I think this crowd is going to shit on him worse than the crowd in Chicago did.

The match being so early on the card upps Batista's chances quite a bit, IMO.

Batista-'Taker on NEXT? Fuckin lame. Those guys wanted to main event badly from most reports.

Did Michael Cole just say class of 2000 WWE HOF ceremony or did I hear that wrong?

Vince and Tara Conner are going to do coke together after he wins tonight.

Holy shit, when was the last time Benoit pinned someone with the swan dive?

What the fuck was that.

That match was worse than I thought it was going to be.

Obviously it was planned but it just doesn't look good at all. He's a good seller, yes but that was scary. Most people thought Edge was about to die last year the way he sold the spear through the flaming table on Foley.

I don't think Edge is hurt, I think they're just going to use that as the excuse for him not actually "losing" at Wrestlemania since he was taken out due to injury. The way it all played out seemed kind of choreographed, but maybe I'm wrong.

Well, that sucks.

The ladder was laid out between the ring and the black padded guardrail thing. Edge was laying on it, Jeff Hardy got the huge ladder in the ring and did a legdrop on Edge off the top of it.

So is Edge going to come out at the end when everyone has beaten the shit out of each other and sneak up the ladder for the win?

AWESOME SPOT.

Edge's tights are fuckin' swank.

MITB starting the show leads a little more credence to the Edge wins and then cashes it in later in the night crowd, but I doubt it will happen.

"If Michelle wasn't here I might get me a little brown sugar tonight" Awesome.