UZI Suicide

Horrible time for a commercial. That was Nitro-esque.

No rockers this year, that sucks. I can't believe Baylee already got eliminated. SUNDANCE HEAD?! WHY!?? He looks like a guy who works at a porn shop during the day and hits on underage girls at Myspace by night. I cannot for the life of me see why he's still there.

Tracklist: 01 Hyperpower! 02 The Beginning of the End 03 Survivalism 04 The Good Soldier 05 Vessel 06 Me, I'm Not 07 Capital G 08 My Violent Heart 09 The Warning 10 God Given 11 Meet Your Master 12 The Greater Good 13 The Great Destroyer 14 Another Version of the Truth 15 In This Twilight 16 Zero-Sum ------ Hyperpower! has to be the greatest NIN song title ever. I can't wait to hear that song.

That's got to be the awesomest RVD singlet ever.

LASHLEY SQUEEZES HIS T-SHIRT.

Well if they job him out to Knox, the de-push will pretty much be official.

Hopefully they do turn Punk heel. He's fuckin' lame as a face.

You brits are horrible at this spoiler thing. Same news has been reported about 10 times now on this board.

Chow is perfect as a coordinator. The guy has interivewed for a million head coaching jobs and never gotten one. He just strikes me as a guy who is better off up in the booth calling plays than he would be trying to control an entire team.

THANK YOU, YOUTUBE. Greatest Segment in Wrestling History

Someone needs to upload the Snitsky-Heidenreich video. Snitsky: "ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Heidenreich: "ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Snitsky: "I LIKE YOUR POETRY!!!!!!!" Heidenreich: "I LIKE WHAT YOU DO TO BABIES!!!!!!"

I'd drink if I looked like that.

The problem is if he fails in TNA, WWE won't want him back for a few reasons: A. They see that RVD isn't going to light the competition's rocket on fire, so no rush to get him back in the fold, especially when you didn't really want him back in the fold to begin with. B. RVD went to the competition. THE COMPETITION. For someone that's looked so far down like RVD, that's going to be a killer. Just my thoughts. Who cares, though? RVD is like 37 now and if it doesn't work out in TNA, he's still got Japan and other indies. He doesn't exactly strike me as a "lifer", so I doubt he's planning on being in the business THAT much longer anyway.

I'm glad to see WWE is going after more "athletes". I guess JR isn't all about the hosses, after all, the last group of people he brought in as head of talent was the one that brought John Cena, Brock Lesnar, Shelton Benjamin and a few others into the company. They need more people like that.

Lashley's catchphrase should be "SILENT BUT DEADLY".

LOL

Honestly, that's one of the worst ideas I've ever read. Almost as stupid as Austin and Kurt Angle joining the alliance during the Invasion.

Bottled water will probably be like $30.

The Downward Spiral is perfect, that album was pretty much the soundtrack to my youth (that's not to say I was some depressed goth kid, but I listened to that album after school pretty much every day for about two years) Reznor's post-Spiral stuff is unfairly knocked, especially With Teeth, which is obviously a little more radio friendly than probably any NIN album, but still has some great stuff like "Getting Smaller", "Right Where It Belongs" and "Every Day is Exactly The Same"

Cam'ron is probably the most entertaining rapper alive right now. I heard he's coming out with a DVD later this year where him and other people in Dipset set up a sting to catch online child predators - basically they're own version of "Dateline: To Catch a Predator"

If this all ends with Carlito turning on Torrie and punting her dog across the arena then I'm happy.

Some guys can pull of pink, Kenneth Dykstra is not one of them.

I wonder how many times in his career Ric Flair has been pinned with that figure four countered into a small package.

I bet JR fills up a cereal bowl with skittles, drenches them with his BBQ sauce and then eats it all up with a spoon.

Fruity! FRUITY! FRUITY!!!