Slickster

Did he just quote Fatboy Slim?

Chase Stevens' cat uses those jeans as a scratching post. They totally don't get why Hansen called it the Western Lariat (he's a southpaw). Unless Roode hits from the top rope, it can't be the Northern Lariat.

Weak neckbreaker from Douglas. Why does the ref have shorts on? That's bush league.

Bobby Roode looks like he got that robe from the late Rick Rude's closet.

Wow, that's the best Steiner promo I've heard since ~2000.

BG James appears to be wearing a couch cushion under his shirt.

Wow, they finally did a funny promo.

Wow, what a good promo by Sting.

I have one question. Let's say I pin Abyss, so he goes in the penalty box for 2:00. Do I have to climb the ladder within those 2:00 or can I do it later?

None of those five were photographed sitting on HHH's lap after the Arnold Classic.

Why are all the KotM competitors standing next to each other? Don't they hate each other? Also, they hired Christy Hemme just to intro the next segment?

It was meant for The Boogeyman (hence the ticking clock effect and the "1...2.." Freddy Krueger knockoff). Also, here's the GAB poster:

Alos, note that www.ECW.com now redirects to the One Night Stand website, which is under the WWE.com website. I don't get why they took the time to make the other ECW website and pretend it wasn't owned by WWE.

Well, they don't usually book major angles around where they are (see: WCW in Tacoma, ECW retuning in ATL). It's been established in storyline that WWE owns ECW, but Heyman has executive control over day-to-day operations.

Wow, so shouldn't Kane be pissed EVERY May 19th, not just this one?

Whoever got worked up about 6/6/06 needs to lighten the fuck up. The number of the beast is 666, not 6606. This is no different than premiering a horror movie on Friday the 13th.

Well, it's paint-by-numbers from here on out. It will still be a memorable moment to see DX reunite, though.

OK, that was a good little bit of writing to set up for the DX tease.

Vince is recruiting ZZ Top to record "Stand Back 2006."

Awesome, so RVD gets "screwed" out of the title so his hatred for WWE grows.

He'll cash it in anyway and get a Shane Douglas reign with the ECW title.

Personality sold seperately. FROM MATTEL!

Shelton looks like he's dressed up as The Rock for Halloween....every week.

Interesting to have RVD come out right after that ECW segment and make no mention of it.

I think it could lead to some good angles on the road to ONS as a way to have ECW talent facing Edge in title matches. That way, they can continue to build to the match in spite of the fact that their opponents aren't regulars.