Jingus

. . . I got H-Bombed by the Harris Brothers one time, y'know. +1

Okay ...crap.

That is, somehow, simultaneously the dorkiest yet coolest thing I've ever heard.

Surprisingly accurate. (real) Fun Fact: the only person to have ever gained a pinfall victory over Jingus in his oh-so-illustrious wrestling career is Tracy Brooks.

...yep, he's drunk.

Hell no, that's just a gimmick. Jack and me were sitting in my car in a WalMart parking lot, while Ted went in to go look for/buy God knows what, Jack started freestyling (which both he and Ted will do at the drop of a damn hat, it's almost impossible to get them to stop at times) and kept challenging me until I finally answered back. I don't even remember what the hell I said, other than the fact that it rhymed, but it was muy lame-o.

Fun Facts: Jack Evans proclaimed me the whitest whitey whiteboy EVER after my one and only attempt at rap battling with him.

I liked the Fun Facts gimmick, can we keep doing that?

Fun fact: Jingus is high on robotussin again

The more I read this post, the less sense it makes. Are you drunk tonight Sin?

Just do what I do: permanently deactivate the damn things.

...damn that's a weak PPV card. Is "Lance Hoyt" Dallas's shoot name?

::Steps outside for a smoke, deals out vicious cigarette burns to anyone who tries to stop him::

...it's the "no rules zone" of a friggin' internet message board that's dedicated to professional wrestling, CWM. Who cares?

::Jingus BELTSHOTS~! CWMwasmurdered::

That's cute. Photoshop? (Never learned exactly how to edit pix myself.)

And yet it feels like I'm the only one posting here. I know the new design looks cold and ghey, but c'mon, TYPE fer chrissakes.

"We lie, we cheat, we steal!" And don't forget El Matador.

Please tell me you're kidding. Guys, change is good, but there is such a thing as too much change, and we've crossed that line already.

...I can't believe there's an actual Jim Ross Day in Oklahoma now. I guess there's not much to do & everyone has too much spare time on their hands in OK.

I liked the naked look for a little while, but I really do think the folders need some sort of descriptions. The current scheme just looks painfully bare. Also, what's the deal with everyone lurking but not posting tonight? Every time I've logged on, there's about a million users hanging out, but you couldn't tell that from reading the posts (or lack thereof).

And I thought Traffic was a far better movie than Gladiator, so there ya go, like I said earlier: subjective.

If I had a cure for AIDS, fuck Canada, I'd market it to Africa and Asia, where millions and millions of people die from it every year. The conspiracy theories are bullshit, cuz there's simply too much money to be made for whoever invents a cure (or vaccine).

If it were legalized, the marijuana business would probably become a mirror image of the tobacco industry in very short order. Sure, you can grow your own tobacco and roll your own cigarettes, but it's a lot easier to just pay someone else to do all the work and accept the nasty chemical addititves as a "tax" of sorts.

RVD has always had a combination of good luck and superhuman physiology. He's gotten seriously hurt only two or three times in his entire career, which is pretty rare for a veteran of his age, much less one of his style of wrestling.