Jesus fucking christ. What the hell is it with the Angels? Why does average Chones Figgins turn into Ricky Henderson in his prime against us, why does average Adam Kennedy turn into Tony Gwynn against us, why does freaking Mike Napoli, batting .101 up until August, turn into Mike Piazza against us? Why does the corpse of Garret Anderson turn into Garret Anderson of his prime when hes playing the Yankees?
Fuck the ralley monkey and fuck the thundersticks, I hate the Angels.