Dogbert

Because you touch yourself at night.

Makin' movies, makin' songs, and fighting 'round the world!

I'm not gonna watch the Nazi pre-teens; if I wanted to be totally and utterly repulsed, I'd log onto Launchcast and watch Ashlee Simpson's new video. Are they as brutally awful as I imagine an act such as that being, and how long until someone creates a "Countdown to 18" site for them?

Easy question to answer. There's a song on the Quebec charts right now called "Choupeta". It's a lame ripoff of that Ketchup song from a few years back. That should be all you need to hear.

Yeah, watching the Oilers these days would turn me emo too.

"The Biggest Douche in the Universe". Derp.

YES. Miikka Kiprusoff is BACK.

Benoit loses the title already? RABBLE! RABBLE RABBLE!

http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/20...ship051018.html Interesting stuff. Does anyone think that the findings will change the Liberals' fortunes drastically?

Quote, from an appearance that African-American activist Kamau Kambon made on C-SPAN: “... And we have to start thinking about a solution to the problem. So that these young sisters and brothers are here now, who are 15, 16, 17... are not here 25 years later talking about these same problems. Now, how do I know that the white people know that we are going to come up with a solution to the problem? I know it because they have retina scans, racial profiling, DNA banks, and they’re monitoring our people to try to prevent the ONE person from coming up with the ONE idea. And the one idea is how we are going to exterminate white people, because that, in my estimation, is the only conclusion I have come to. We have to exterminate white people off the face of the planet to solve the problem. Now, I don’t care whether you clap or not, but I’m saying to you that we need to solve this problem because they are going to kill us. And I will leave on that. So, we just have to set up our own system and stop playing and get very serious and not get diverted from coming up with a solution to the problem... and the problem on the planet is white people.” That's not the problem. The problem is that humans of all races, colours and creeds are letting too many stupid people have airtime on TV. Can't we just make a rule that states that people have to take an IQ test and register above zilch before appearing on the airwaves? Come ON. There's just no excuse to say things like that.

Hopefully, he didn't pick the PHX/CGY game tonight. Wayne figured out how to beat the Flames easily, and that's T-R-A-P.

As Peter Maher would say... YEAH BABY! That, folks, is the REAL Calgary Flames Hockey Club.

Oh yeah. I can't wait for Saturday. If we play like we can and the Oilers do the same... wow.

That's more like it. The Flames FINALLY went out there and played their game. There's a few logistical things to work out, but really, if they play like that every night, we'll be fine. Sean Avery is a turd.

So a bunch of football players got their rocks off. Big whoop.

BRYAN FUCKING MARCHMENT?

Well, the Flames went out there and had a field day. Outshot the Jackets 38-20 in a 3-1 win. Denis was amazing for CBJ, and Kipper should have had a shutout (if you've seen how the Jackets scored, you know what I mean).

Pierre Dagenais is farking useless.

*headdesk*

Whether or not you believe that Jim Ross should retire from commentary, it would still be a sad day. I'm sure that many of us can't remember wrestling without J.R. doing play-by-play. I know I can't.

Geez. Win or no win, I wouldn't be too cocky if I was a Card. The pen looked REALLY shaky today.

YES. The locker-room cancer is history.

So we've got the Braves and Astros, two of the most surprising teams this year, facing each other in the first round. Figures.

ATL def. HOU in 5 STL def. SD in 3 BOS def. CWS in 5 LAA def. NYY in 5

Who plays who in the AL?