The Niggardly King

Jordan became a global icon by winning six titles in eight years and being the best player in the history of the sport, all on American soil. (Well except for the two Gold Medals, but you see the point) LeBron's best chance is here in the states. Yeah, but he wants to become the first athlete worth a billion or something like that. That's his ultimate goal and he's stated it in interviews before.

Your team gets 10 wins

Ever since the draft, ECW ratings are slowly going up. Mark Henry and Tony Atlas are DRAWS.

yea, but he sucks

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GAAArbage DAAAAAAY! Oh man! Oh god! Oh man! Oh god! Oh man! Oh god! Oh man! Oh god! Oh man! Oh god! How about I take you home...

If he actually plays for Tampa this year, be happy with 7 wins Bucs fans. You have a better chance with Garcia.

I'll always remember the JBL/Taker match where some drunken fan hops on the gimmicked limo and security nearly shits themselves on how to get him off without fucking up the finish. It's a match that perfectly sums up the JBL Smackdown Era, and I actually enjoyed that time.

The dark match main event makes a humorous read. I imagine Kozlov just laid out in the ring the whole time... basically chilling.

they're trying to build Umaga back up.

Dude, it's going to lead to a snug fucking match that'll probably be better than the Punk match for his return.

The thing I fear is when Rey is still wrestling a few years from now with an even more grounded style... I can just see the fans totally losing interest in him. Except for the kids because of his look.

Fuck the sing-a-long basketball announcer routine act that Kennedy has going right now. He showed his true potential in the Taker feud and the build to his title match with Batista at the Rumble a couple of years ago.

Apparently Vince has seen and enjoyed The Dark Knight. When do we get a Joker or Two Face character?

Not when you got a gold woody PT. Skirts drop, panties get wet, lots of unstoppable fingering while I'm cruising around town. It's quite FO-NOM-IN-ALL if I dare say.

Hey, it's for a time when the shit hits the fan and I won't be in the mood to drive or do anything.

Carlito is basically doing what Palumbo is doing on RAW right now... jack shit.

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." "The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions." Thanks, George.

Explain this current face run of Triple H please.

Khali is the one guy most fans want to see as a face attraction. Coming out and crushing Deuce and Domino got him a bunch of cheers, anytime he gets to pummel on a heel seems to get him cheers. He also gets plenty of positive reactions during his light hearted segments.

True, but it just doesn't seem like Finlay to me. I think of Finlay as being a tough Irish brawler kind of guy, not a dude coming to the ring with a midget, happy music, rubber mallets, water guns, and a Riddler hat. What's good about it... it's the same Finlay. Same awesome stiff matches but he can somehow incorporate midget comedy and it doesn't take much away from his matches? It's like everything about pro wrestling got tossed into a blender and this came out... and it's successful.

He's a nigger... it's to be expected

They still need to pull the trigger on Batista/Rey... I mean they were such great friends on Smackdown, who were obviously being held off for that one big match that draws on a weak secondary PPV.

Some whiskey and 3 Vicodin and I ain't busting for at least 3 hours. Oh yeah, I bought a couple bottles of liquor the other day, Jack Daniels being the main one. I haven't had any alcohol in any while... this is a just in case of emergency type of thing, like if shit goes bad. The Russian clerk looked at me with such sad eyes. I've never seen that look before. Fuck

I'd love to watch the edited version of Smackdown that India gets where somehow Khali is edited to look like the most popular babyface in the WWE. All the while he's saying "I'll kill you, motherfucker!" in his language.