The Niggardly King

And I picked up a 37 year old mother of 3 after bowling a game of 207. I win

If profound failure has a stench, it's in a marching band. Blow on that tuba, bitch.

Just let Batista feed David Flair to a woodchipper

Too late for Rape Choke?

Bowling is fun, people who don't like it secretly liked to be teabagged in the wee hours of the night by old Polish men.

and now I've lost being able to change my name, god you're a bunch of gullible shitsuckers

My freedoms have been raped

Everyone was happy to see a new guy get into the ring and say goodbye, but when Michaels came in the kayfabe crashed the party.

Eh, it's alright.

Global warming is good and religion is bad?

If you take a look at Flair's celebration again, when Shawn Michaels comes out to say farewell and thank him, he hardly gets any claps from most of the wrestlers in the ring... most of the old timers look like disgusted with him. I wonder when they do the scenario of him needing a tag partner, and nobody wants to team up with him?

It okay

If it's gang warfare, wolves would own everything. Humans are the only thing keeping them in check. I think they covered this in the "world without people" special on TLC or Discovery or one of channels. Wolves would just multiply like crazy and just take over. There was a time when we weren't keeping them in check and they dominated

YES YES YES DVDS VS BREAD THIS IS GONNA BE EPIC

Jaime Noble taught him that.

I'm at 66% so far.

Oh at the end of it I tried eating something, a salad... big fucking mistake.

Don't be Gary Paytoning my post, boy.

I didn't eat anything for 48 hours, it was nothing but beer, Bacardi, JD, Crown Royal, Jose Cuervo... I'm a fucking idiot

Death Trap Rest In Peace THE CHOKE!

I don't know if the booking of Mania is going to play into the long term things, but it's fucking awesome how they've made Randy Orton into Superman right now. Dude gets to survive the STFU for like two minutes, gets beatdown the whole match by Triple H and Cena, yet comes out in the end with the Concussion kick. Next night on RAW he gets hit with a Twist of Fate on the outside by Matt Hardy, gets tossed back into the ring and then hits an RKO out of nowhere, as if he were playing possum, even though he just took one of the more protected finisher on the outside. Cena has been humanized in a way, with not being able to put Orton away with the STFU, and after about 3 years of kicking out of every main event finisher, all it takes is one Pedigree to do the job this year. Edge got put over the most with being able to dominate and have an answer to everything Taker wanted to do, up until he took a moment to regroup his gameplan and magically got caught with Taker's Gogoplata. The same move that has had everyone on the roster tapping within 5 seconds of the hold being locked onto them, even the MONSTERS (Khali, Henry, BDV, etc.) and Edge gets to survive a full minute and almost break out of it. I don't know if they're going to continue this for the long term, but I can't wait to see how things develop, especially for Edge. He was built up as the worst Taker opponent for Mania yet... I expected a weak 20 minute match with him doing nothing but cheating having the Majors run-in, expecting Vickie Guerrero to come out and try to reverse the decision... and yet he gets put over strong for over half an hour, and even gets a segment where he stands toe to toe with the "WWE'S BEST PURE STRIKER IN THE BIZ OF ALL TIMES!"

eh it aint no big deal, really ice breaks all the time, it might melt down, but it's so cold up there there might be a new big chunck of ice in like two weeks so this aint nothing to worry about

And with this, we add "is TSM into beastiality" to the list of pressing questions! No "a" ... just 'bestiality'. And, yes ... the answer is yes. You beastalentiers make me fucking sick... cancer of the sex parts.

Hey, hey... why the quotes? Marney's kind are people too.

Contemplating her sexuality!