The Niggardly King

you're a fucking viking, a man of olden times, real man

it should be a nice light peach, white gets dirty to easily

Oh shit... Will this be after Czech heart explodes in some hotel room, or when CWM OD's on some painkillers?

Woman can also have a higher pain threshold than your average man, and if you wanna be looked at as an equal, you're gonna get an equal right hook from me.

Fuck these animals, give me a pack of em big as Japanese hornets, or some bot flies, and then let's see what the fuck a bear, bison, or lion gonna do

I'll never hit a woman but I'll slap the shit out of a bitch why u bullshittin?

Crowd was great, but we got surround sound here... maybe others were watching in an element where the sound wasn't good. U-U-UMAGA! Hopefully catches on, and I can imagine them not being happy with the whole front of the hard camera crowd being big Umaga fans and shitting on Batista.

Please don't kill yourself.

BEAUT-A-FUCKING-FULL

What number did we leave off on?

Hasn't he always told his life story in the way that he was raised by his mother? That's pretty much the same, right? WHITE mother.

2 FAST 2 FURIOUS Cena was hilarious. But this one felt like the first legit special entrance. Really, the lights going out helped with it and the fact that Cena didn't act too much like a hyped up jackass in between the marching band. Fuck, lights should have stayed out for the rest of the night.

Oh yeah and as far as special Cena entrances, this was the best one yet. The visual of the lights down, Cena standing between a marching band and the people actually cheering for him was pretty damn cool. Simple and so damn effective.

Man, loved this Mania. Flair/Michaels ruled, even though HBK started to slip a bit into his retarded mode, that match was fucking awesome. Loved Mayweather/Show. Glad Orton went over, he's the best heel right now, and he's finally looking strong after getting Superkicked like 5 weeks in a row by Michaels, and then pretty much getting owned by Jericho. His reign is starting to hit it's stride. Edge/Taker might have been Taker's best Mania match to me. Haven't been that into a Taker match since the Orton Mania match, and Edge comes out of this looking good.

What in da fuck was that fight? Guys not trying to finish the fight, it was like a glorified sparring session. Just fucking weird. Almost WORK-like

Chi-Town ain't reppin' Dem niggahs be steppin'

O-BAM-A BOM-BA-YE-!

They don't even have the handlebars to be robber-barons. I could put you in Whiny Bitches for less. and it begins... no more coming into this folder!

WE GOT CALI IN DA HOUSE!

What do you mean? I've never been hit with a phone in my life. Look up "MikeSC Phone" in search. You might find something. If not: He was once beaten with a phone by an angry girlfriend for 20 minutes. How the hell does that happen?

or the one time he was drunk and someone yelled out, "FUCK YOU WHITEBOY!". Simon was about 30 feet away from him, and he went sprinting after him... he went for some running jumping Bruce Lee shit the guy ducked, and Simon ended going through a McDonald's window.

like the time where he got knocked out by a tranny hooker and she pissed on him.

But how does TheSmartMarks.com community know this... I say let the people look at the list to, ain't no reason to be hiding if this is the truthiness

Were you slappin' suckas like Lil Wyte?