The Niggardly King

A country boy can survive?

He has the charisma, and will probably do well with scripted promos. He's a subpar brawler, and only has two decent power moves, and one of those being the Alpha Bomb... which he can probably hit on someone no bigger than Helms or Michaels. Has a good enough look, and is totally different than Lashley. Brown plays a great fun babyface, while Lashley can play a monster face or heel. It all depends on what WWE wants to do with the guy. I'd like him on Smackdown, but that wouldn't work out too well. Smackdown is hurting for depth, but I can't see him doing anything on there. He'd be fine on RAW. He could be new ECW's first big over the top personality, but I couldn't see him doing well on the show. I don't think he, nor anyone else could work as the free agent gimmick I wish WWE would run with for a few months... which would be someone interacting with people on every brand, squashing jobber, and cutting promos before making his big choice at a major PPV. I say Monty lasts 2 and a half years. He'll get over, but will quickly get exposed by someone higher up.

I actually pee in 2 litre Coke bottles at night because I have to pee a lot during the night and the bathroom is way on the other side of our long house. I do that, but it's because I'm scared of the darks.

Looks like I'll be picking this up when it drops to $15. I'll probably be Khali, as from all the videos I've seen of him, he just catches everyone from the top rope.

Have you fucked her in the ass yet?

Cena's a good wrestler, but is being booked as the typical WWE main event face. That means he has to control most of the match with his offense, which blows. Cena really needs to be getting his ass kicked throughout most of a match... selling an assbeating is the best thing he can do.

Wow, Angle working people is sort of disturbing... as it's not even on a HBK, Nash, or Hogan level.

I bet if you look closely enough you can find some powdered donut residue in that beard. How dare you talk about one of the best pure power hitters of all times like that?

I thought Magic was telling the truth when he said all you have to do is eat 4 oranges a day, and workout at least 40 minutes a day.

He was one of the few great standards of hip hop during a revoltingly terrible time.

My hero

Consider this thread my inspiration for the movie I will begin writing.

I'm finding it so hilarious that many people got Mel Gibson's new movie being advertised right before Borat started.

So, why not call the cops on the pedo?

http://www.411mania.com/wrestling/news/474...eadquarters.htm THE INVASION BEGINS!

I've always hated the Raiders, but I can't help to root for them now... just feel so bad for that team. And I was almost right this week...

Jake Plummer shits the bed, and the Raider train starts up again. 17-10 RAIDERS!!!

No man... like you fuck her, and it would make everything better. Fuck her in the ass

Yeah, you should fuck her.

I would just rule ass with Mitch Richmond on that game.

Smackdown, even with the depleted roster, just has a fun show. It also has someone who can make what was intended to be nothing more than a lower card feud, seem like a huge deal, and that's JBL. I'm surprised RAW doesn't lose ratings with how the booking has been for these last few weeks... I know you can go back a while, but these last few weeks have been really bad.

Lashley/Big Show as the new Andre/Hogan... it's gonna happen.

Huh?

I'm talking about him being the lead.