The Niggardly King

Make sure to make me second in command

I thought we were friends...

??

I says "No"

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I don't understand

Who would be the right person to bring it back with?

What the fuck is this teddy bear shit??!!

I could watch that match for days. I can see why Angle was taking out of it... he would have been out a year if he was in it. Sabu's fuckups at least work for his gimmick. All this match needed was for Shannon Moore to jump out of the crowd, hop into the ring, and say, "Question Authority..." while Sabu throws a chair at him. Then have Jeff Hardy doing his raver dance on top of the announcing table while Taz and Joey Styles don't mention him... at all.

WOOOOOOOOO!

Yeah, that one's good shit. I usually pop in a shitty 80s action movie while high... they really are the best.

He'll also be the first guy not to win the title after getting the MITB. The sad thing is that there are a lot of people that I don't what you do with around Mania. I think Kane's going to retire sometime soon... so I'd have him put over Umaga in a high profile match on the way out. I don't know what you can do with Michaels or Triple H.

Did they just smoke weed or did they do more hardcore drugs? When people point out the negative effects of weed by using hippies as an example, they fail to realize that those guys and gals did acid and a whole bunch of other crazy shit too. You calling my folks hippies??!! You motherfucker... No, all they did was Weed and Beer. My mother in fact kept smoking up until I was 1... she smoked while I was in the womb... also did the same with my brother. My father... don't know about him. He's always been the guy that comes home straight from work and has a couple of beers. That's died down in last 5 years though.

I'd drop a Ric Flair like elbow on intolerance, and bad posting all around.

If you really want to fix the problem... you could make me a moderator.

Yeah, just read... that's crazy...

Death threats were made? I had no idea... where does it say this at?

You owe me $2 American.

What have I done??!!

I see, Uncle Tom's not teddy bear

Uncle Tom

We here to fuck yo shit up, homie!

That's what I've been saying since he jobbed to Taker at Mania 21.

My father's white...

Hey, I really like that idea. But instead of Maria... make it Mickie James. I would perfer Mickie but she doesn't really fit with Cena unless they wanted to do a "Mickie drives Cena insane" angle which could be potential gold but Maria is the easy way out and she already has established history with Cena. Yeah, that's what I was going for there.