I'd do Carlito/Edge... something fresh... have Carlito win the Rumble, and come close to beating Edge... I mean really put him over. Cena can win the MITB, or have a feud with someone new, and win the blowoff match.
The late term effects of getting high a lot? My parents in their 50s... they're pretty fucked up, can't remember certain things... slur a lot of words, and get myself and my brother mixed up... even though we look nothing alike.
You're next KOAB
You got to get through me to get to KOAB. Even though he is a goofy ass Steve Urkel type teddy bear, I gotta back him up.
Thou shall know thy place among the King Of All Blacks...
This feud could have been decent if it was Orton going after Brooke and being his good ol creepy self. It just turned into a generic young guy vs old guy feud with the generic young guy vs old guy insults.
The fucked up Irish whip was one thing, but Hogan AUDIBLY telling the guy "Alright, just keep backing up dude" while he was wagging his finger at him beats him not being able to start Takers bike.