The Niggardly King

Chav hails from the Fertile Crescent? Yeah. YO MOMMAS FERTILE CRESCENT~! THIS IS YO MOMMA~!

HAAS OF FIRE~! will be the only thing that saved the show tonight. I wonder how Smackdown will be after this Raw? Oh and the perfect ending for One Night Stand would be a 5* Frog Splash, Cena kicks out at 2... F-U, then the STFU while RVD taps and does his "OWWWWWWIIIEEEE!" yell. I don't think Shelton Benjamin has ever defeated Carlito... it's sad to go back and watch their matches back when Carlito first arrived and see how much the crowd difference is to the both of them.

Yeah, that was fantastic...

Charlie Haas brought the best "What the fuck just happened??!!" moment of the week.

Fuck Bloom's Taxonomy.... my algebra teacher back in the 9th grade used to always bring that shit up whenever I'd screw up horribly.

The only thing I can remember from the last TE tryout episode... is Marty Wright.

Doug Flutie was the greatest quarterback ever and should have started that game. Flutie gets the job done and has the FLUTIE FLAKES... plus he has a lot of charisma and stuff.

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Smackdown could feature a 30 minute ironman match between Khali and The Undertaker... a ten minute promo from Rey who goes back to doubting himself... and feature Mark Henry making a run ins in each match to injure someone, and it would still... somehow end up being better than Raw.

I agree with Jim Cornette when he said John Cena was this generation's Ric Flair.

Holy fuck, anyone who has hit that shy part in their lifes know's that most of the time know's it's when you worry too much about all these things that are going to fuck up... when in reality the shit won't hit the fans as dramatically as you're thinking. I was an outgoing kid throughout most of my life, but once I got into high school I became a shy person, for maybe like half the school year... then I realized my fucking problem and stopped myself from thinking in that manner. Seriously, you know your problem... do something about, don't go to some bullshit books when you know what it takes to fix it. I don't care if you look like fucking shit, or you think you do... get some god damn spine and do something about it. No more woe is me crap... look at those two things dangling from the bottom of your sac... those are called balls... start using them.

Mark Henry killing off Smackdowns top stars makes for entertainment. Orlando Jordan should have been pushed more, and should have become one of the main heels in the midcard for a few years. Lashley's okay... either people shit on the guy, or they overrate him... dude's totally carryable at this point in his career, nothing more. Bret Hart should have been booked as an arrogant heel the very first day he came up with his character. WWE needs to book a tweener champion who never backs down from a fight, and will use any means necessary to win... Hollywood Hulk Hogan was the last great heel that we'll see on top. WWE needs to capitalize on how over Super Crazy is right now. When Jeff Jarrett is truly invested in angle, and puts in the effort... he can be one of the best promo men to actually sell said angle... problem is he hasn't really cared in over 15 years. The big money match down the line would be Lashley/Khali. Shelton Benjamin will probably end up going down the same career path as Edge. The WWE will completly botch Carlito, it's already starting.

I can swim, but I can't ride a bike, had a bad crash that freaked me out when I was 7. I'm just finally learning how to drive, and I must say that I have no idea why I was intimidated by it before.

Losers like the Bills

Yeah, that was pretty bad. I don't think RVD can do anything but yell or mumble when cutting a promo.

Wilkpedia seems to think it's this guy http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/profi...an-deville.html

I'm going to say Snitsky was the fake Kane.

Abyss from TNA came out dressed as old Kane and attacked new Kane while Shelton Benjamin breakdanced out of the ring.

I don't like the fact that they turned Carlito face not too long ago, and they're not using him right now.

fag

i do get it.

Did that bird really call out Hurley?

I'm still going with Puff Daddy to an extent... It's pretty hard just to pick one artist... people will be breaking it into genre's. Good picks would be Radiohead, Eminem, and Outkast. I'd say the people who will get consideration for this down the line are Kanye West and Kelly Clarkson.

Lashley's voice is alright if they adjust too it. Just don't have him yell or overact anything... he needs to be as laid back and low key as possible outside of the ring for it to work. Then when it comes match time, he can become a totally different guy.

I'm more interested in the Desperate Housewives game...