The Niggardly King

I was going to post all of my hilarious horrible fucked up stories from work after I won, looks like I gotta survive another year before it comes to frutition.

Mormon's don't speak like that... state yourself.

Sammy's ain't allowed in The Legacy.

I look up to Inc, man. Agent bent you over in CS, and now I guess you his little bitch.

Is this supposed to lead to a Jericho face turn for no reason?

The one nigga I thought who had my back... has just turned on me. It's over man.

I drink 10 rum and cokes in an hour, son

Bottled water ain't good? But I've been drinking this shit forever to avoid the fluoride public shits water. My whole world has been going to shit the last 24 hours... now water ain't even good.

La Parka and Lodi were right

I’ve read the bible cover to cover at least 5 times in my life. It’s exactly like reading a playboy forum. Sex all the way through it, front to back and every place in between. Open it up, rub one off and call it good. I’ve found that when you burn the pages and mix the ashes with shampoo, it makes a passable tattoo ink. You can also roll your weed in it and it burns pretty good for that too. I’ve found that they take space in the dumpster too. It’s good ass wipe. There is no other book that has so many uses. It’s a god send for sure.

I googled "fucking gay shit" and this was the first thing to pop up If 1989 Corey Feldman is "fucking gay shit" then I like me some fucking gay shit

My current thoughts on making it this far. People like me don't win man, everyone praises me up and is like, "Man... you gotta make it. You gotta make it all the way." You know why I won't make it, though? Politics, man. I just come here and board harder than the rest... but I don't run nothing. I don't even look out the window, anymore.

Funny, the last time someone has gotten shitted on so much by most of the people in the back and by other wrestlers that were higher up the food chain as Manu has been lately... was The Rock. We need a Sons of Samoa gang-like stable and then he can start cutting some great lisp-catchphrase like promos.

when did white people dicks become belly button outies? that shit's embarassing, it looks like Chris Farley's nose from Dirty Work

I never throw out cereal milk. Maybe you lily pad white boys can afford to throw out food and such... but I don't do that shit. Selfish pricks, we got 85% of the world not getting sufficient food/nutrients and you just pour that shit out wasting going "Eww, to sweet...". Pussies. As far as my breakfast is going... I'm on some Bruce Lee shit lately. Trying to have rice with every meal. So I make my scrambled eggs with my nice freshly diced green onions and mushrooms, make my white rice, and stir fry that sucka into one great fucking meal.

I don't know why he's bitching

Like most things, I didn't find that video funny up until the reaction from Regal.

it's still creepy. like I'm in an elevator with him and I try to fart silently, but it just came out real loud and he's just giving me that look up until one of us have to leave.

For everyone that voted against me... I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. Only then will you feel my pain.

Let her know there's an opening for work from across the pond.

Man, the Colts and Dungy had a good run. At least Peyton got his ring.

It's going to be the battle for PA this year in the Super Bowl, but like someone else said... I wouldn't mind seeing Arizona's offense against the Steeler D. But that game would have potential to get ugly with the way Arizona's D has stepped it up lately. Holy shit, this is the first year in a while I could see any one of these teams winning the Super Bowl. For this game, I'd take the Steelers in a battle of field goals.

Just wait till I get Tito in here...

I'm gonna have to message the MMA folder and let 'em know I need some votes.