The Niggardly King

Hey hey hey... no N bombs just because of one dumb fuck's opinion.

BUNGLES!

Bye Bye Bills Post Season Hopes.

Actually my first thought was when did EliteXC sign Houston Alexander, followed by laughter.

So good it needed to be used twice.

Could you please explain why I would wish to kill myself over this? Is it because I think there has to be a significant secondary promotion in MMA? This would make me a Kimbo fanboy? Or is it because I don't get a boner over watching two no-name value fighters having a good fight that means nothing to MMA, business, or general interest? Like most MMA fans?

I can't watch it without Stack. Though, if they still have the awesome mysteries of dumb fuck American getting lost when partying in foreign countries and alien encounter mysteries, I just might give it a shot.

Fuck yeah, respeck knux all day on this one, dawg.

Eh, will be back in the same position 10 years from now.

You just have vagina envy. It's pretty obvious if most people read between the lines of your posts.

No No Just... no HEY I'M FAT WHITE AND SUCK A LOTTA BLACK DICK, WHERE'S THE WETBACK AND DEM FAGS AT??!! You mean... that this, sir... is not comedy in your opinion?

1. Dwayne Wade or Chris Paul 2. Oden 3. Del Negro 4. Yao Ming C Chris Bosh PF LeBron James SF Dwayne Wayde SG Chris Paul PG 5. Mo Williams, Rajan Rondo, or Ronnie Brewer. 6. Philly 7. Golden State 8. Chicago 9. The Spurs... the gang is getting older and this year will begin their slip into mediocrity. 10. Davis to the Clip Show 11. Clip Show losing Elton Brand 12. Portland, Chicago 13. Denver, Atlanta 14. Bron, CP3, Kobe, Garnett, Josh Smith 15. Boston, Cleveland, Orlando, Portland, CLIPPERS, Houston 16. Cavs over Boston in 7 17. Clippers over Houston in 6 18. Clippers over Cavs in 7 19. I'll know in December 20. I already made 'em. Look at answers 15-18.

Then fuck those guys... I roll with my two teams in every sport.

where can I still vote for Ron Paul? I'd write in Lou Dobbs. Red White and Fuckin' Blue Hero

Sure it does, just pull a Nixon and keep printing it out... even though it means nothing.

Dude, 24 oz can of Mickey's at the Gas Station is 89 cents, which makes no sense as every liquor store jacks the price of Mickey's up. God, I used to think I'd get diabettis from that damn sugar malt since I'd buy 'em 6 at a time.

Oh shit son, made $1100 in stocks in one day, this is going to be fun. CASH OUT GET CHEDDAR

Dear God, can't someone sign the third Barber brother? He was a NFL MVP not too long ago, and is an all-around stand up guy. Meanwhile some douche who has never displayed as having a fucking heart for the running back position... even shys away from contact more than Julius Jones got signed. What The Fuck, Cincy?

Wow a lot of Death fans here... I'm going to give them a lesson and come back with an OPINION

1. Giants 2. St. Louis 3. The Bears and Redskins have the best chance of winning their next 4. I'm taking the 'Skins, since the Bears would more than likely somehow end up giving the Lions their first win this year, and losing to the Vikings. 4. If his team wasn't so shitty, Steve Slaton would be talked about more. I'm taking Eddie Royal if the Bronco's offense keeps it up. On defense I'm taking Brandon Flowers of the Chiefs... he hasn't made any big Sportscenter like plays yet, but he doesn't get beat and has been out of position twice this year. Kid has a bright future as an NFL corner. 5. The Charger's D ain't the same without Merriman. I'd go with McFadden also, but the Raiders have another capable young RB in Bush and some decent backups.

Yup I be playing the stocks, E*Trade up in this bitch. Making like a couple grand a day during these hard times and then cashing out. Gotta know when to hold 'em... when to fold 'em... know when to walk away... best know when to run.

Yup

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26949764/ Like I said, this is fucking wonderful. I mean when we fuck up this time, we're taking nearly every other free market with us. Wonderful.

This is good. The value of things will drop. Gas will go down tremendously, houses will go down... fuck, I'm gonna buy some stocks to celebrate. This is wonderful.

Them Mexicans with flowers make a killing off freeways during Valentines and Easter.