The Niggardly King

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXOLCR9FHvs I don't if it's older Marvin or Will Sasso...

All that outright emotion and bad jokes... fuck, I have to remind myself that's real and not some MadTV skit.

Wow, that old fat dude with the monkey with the Obama hat or whatever... Marvin in 25 years.

I guess this is just how a Senator Government works

Well, if GSP defeats Penn...

Great movie. There's also 24 Hour Party People, I believe it's called.

I see you want this to be a swift yet painful death...

AND SLAYER'S UP!

BIG PAPI

yeah, I play video games to escape reality and if I were to get updates... fuck this shit sucks.

Well, I like to think of a speech New Jack gave before a match at a small indy show when he brought in some little kids. He said that he's thankful for all the parents who went to shows when they were young with their own parents and are keeping the tradition up. It was such a heartfelt moment, but it got weird when New Jack decided to beat an 81 year old man with an aluminum baseball bat for not cooperating in the match. What I'm trying to say is y'all niggas gotta start popping out some brats. That way you can manipulate and have someone grow under you... ever-evolving. Their minds... like some Play-Doh you can shape in any which way you choose. That is our future... you can't escape it.

...fap?

Smues is really from Toronto, but wants to feel like he's special... so he studied Alaska for a few months and pretends he's from there.

I don't really know if I'm going to order this, or even go to a bar to see it. I'll probably just catch a stream, because really... I can't see paying to watch Cote get picked apart for 3 or 4 minutes. The only other fights on the main I wanna see is Alves/Kos.

Leben is going to have to do a complete 360 as a fighter before they'd make him face Andy again.

Could there ever be a chance for an Anderson/Machida fight?

He better come out to All Along The Watchtower.

Cryme Tyme has the last laugh. Seems like Cade got fired for the same reason that Eugene was when looking at JR's blog.

Holy shit... with that lisp/voice combination... Swagger is the White Lashley.

You know if ECW had like a secondary title... like a TV title with a time limit of 10-15 minutes to the title defenses... I could really get into Bourne chasing Chavo for it.

Man... Michaels was off last night and you can't expect Batista to carry anyone when their having a bad night. You know it's a bad segment when you can hear Vince yelling at Cole through the headset to laugh at Big Dick Johnson.

Holy fuck, Juqua Parker is fast for a lineman.

JACKSON!