Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

I only say classic, because that was really really fun to read right after waking up.

classic.

http://www.worlddominationinc.us//index.php?showtopic=3006 The gimmick took jaxl down with it.

http://www.sorryeverybody.com/ I am not affiliated, nor am I agreeing with the sentiments on this page. Just so you guys know not to lynch me. I don't know who is hated in CE this week, but go lynch him over this post, because he probably had something to do with this site.

Kahran Ramsus was online while this was going on. Now he's not

Alf, that was Agent's birthday present to him.

Agent isn't gonna like this guy ^

I'm sure you can live with a break from the fast and furious Raw thread.

Hi guys, I know I don't usually come round these parts no more, but I just wanted to say that I'm a Gene fan now. Thank you for your time and here's to a little more distance on the next punt. Good day.

I don't understand what's going on there, between that guy's legs

mix·er n. 1. One that mixes: a mixer of concrete; a mixer of drinks. 2. A sociable person: She's outgoing and a good mixer. 3. An informal dance or party arranged to give members of a group an opportunity to get acquainted. 4. A device that blends or mixes substances or ingredients, especially by mechanical agitation. 5. A nonalcoholic beverage, such as soda water or ginger ale, used in mixed drinks. 6. Electronics. 1. One who mixes the audio components of a recording. 2. A device used to combine and adjust sounds from a variety of sources in order to create a final recorded audio product, such as the soundtrack of a movie. This is really really great.

"Ask me about my cellulitis." What's up with your cellulitis?

The best job website I ever used was a hand full of photocopied resumes and a good pair of sneakers.

Well, I did say that he's in the genesis stage. There certainly is more work to be done.

just trying to entertain myself enough to justify sticking around longer. I'm quite aware of this act, and the fact that I'm not looking too great from it. Are you coaching him, Banky?

The biggest problem is the post overload of this weekend. Son of a bitch even managed to drag me into the top 10 for a day. He needs to be taught better pacing.

This is fucking great. I expressed my growing disinterest earlier, and now here you are. Yawning. You know, this gives me a thought. Banders is in the genesis stage of becoming the persona of every "known" poster on TSM. That's why it seems like he's riffing off others. It's because he's becoming the board. Banders is TSM.

If you think I can get heated at all from this shit, then I can only say that no, that's not the case. I'm just fucking around like you are until this shit gets too boring. And I never 'hated ON' razazteca. I'm not sure why you need me to repeat that so much. What happened to your standards, Inc?

I'd have no problem with him if he could come up with some new material, and he didn't blow his wad so fast. This could have easily stretched out interestingly for a good couple months. He killed it in a weekend. Needs more practice.

I'm demanding that a moderator change his name to Banders Kennitwit. You're just outright stupid and a troll, and your shit is wearing thin

http://www.washburn.com/electrics/idol/wi14.htm

ok well take my hand and I'll guide you through that big scary post so that you may understand. This is the first sentence, spanning the title and opening of the post. In it is a quick quip about razateca's complete lack of any discernable personality other than 'person who posts a lot that nobody really notices'. Kinda like you, only smart and stuff. I guess, cuz razazteca is kind of mysterious. More questioning of the enigma that is razazteca. Who is he and what has he done in all those thousands of posts? Before we hit the homestretch here, you can go grab a coffee or whatever you fancy during a break from hard labour intensive thinking. Here, I call on my TSM extended family to let me know what the deal is with the above mentioned poster. You know, asking if anyone can quench my curiosity about him. Was it the ultra streetish slang that threw you? Now, for extra credit...how can I possibly hate him if I know jack shit about him? That would be like that guy Banders making a post about me when he clearly ain't done his homework. Right, Banders?

I don't deal in vanity. Oh and have I been gutshotted to death yet?

He doesn't have enough coattails to make it worth you attaching yourself to him to help your standing here.

Learn to read. Then learn about subtle humour. Then learn to shoot bleach into your arm.