Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

I'm going to be so happy when they finish their little retirement dealie and Dave retires to his retirement home in Phoenix. I hope.

That ad doesn't denigrate shit. Nobody reads anymore and women love giving oral sex.

And her english is already better than yours, Banders.

What's a blowfly?

Nope.

Personally, I think the conduct that's allowed in CE, should be allowed on all sections of the board. Some of the CE clowns shouldn't be allowed on all sections of the board, but that's another topic for another day. Anyway, flaming and wishing death and all that stuff should be allowed and encouraged throughout this little community.

This will pass. PBP. Scott Keith is a figment of your imagination. Report to HD for your initaition ass reaming to the sounds of Cryptopsy's Whisper Supremacy for using emoticons like that. We only appreciate their usage in an ironic way.

Eh, I'm gonna review rap now, ok? Evil Deeds - neat little driving beat that has like zero change through the whole song. The song is foolishness about his shitty life, only now he's saying it in a self aware way. Frustrating like trying to fight with Banky Never Enough - I hate 50 cent. Nate Dogg rules rap. Yellow Brick Road - Not good. Too much work trying to create one of those "timeless" songs that has a verse of the month in Source or whatever. Like Toy Soldiers - It does!!! 10 bazillion out of 10. Who's he talking about on this song? I'm not well versed on current goings on withing the rap community and all. Mosh - Neat production. 2 years too late on the concept. Puke - You haven't heard puking until you've listened to Nattefrost's Blood and Vomit album. What a stupid fucking song. My 1st Single - This song has no sense, but the delivery is interesting I guess. Rain Man - this album already didn't need more gay sex verses. Stupid. Big Weenie - Dr. Dre seems quite uninspired on his work on this album so far. More of the same from eminem Just Lose It - Yay it's clubbin time! this song is positively uplifting after the rest of this shit fest Ass Like That - Eminem is fucking terrible. Lowest common denominator. This Dre beat is fun though. Spend Some Time - Maybe the guests can save this one...Well this is eminem's most inspired work on the record so far, but it's still nothing new. Mockingbird - song for his kid. he likes his kid. Crazy In Love - Busting out Heart for this one. Neat. Nothing else of note One shot two shot - D12 doing what D12 does. Encore - Curtains Down - Thanks god, Dre is on the mic. I'm very pleased by this since he's near the only one I can ever stand anymore(along with the Wu Tang Clan and maybe a few others). Best song on the record, because it's a simple noise maker song for the club. This is the most conducive to the styles of eminem, 50 Cent and Dr. Dre. That's not saying much because this record is so goddamned awful in nearly every way. The only beats that are interesting is the one based on samples, and the talking is fucking terrible. No content that is new or interesting whatsoever. I can listen to rap and be ok with it on a very basic level, but I always recommend metal right after. I probably do come off as elitist (or at least I might with this post) but that's because it's better in every way, simply stated. Highest recommendation to avoid. And while avoiding, you should go buy Enslaved's demo "Yggrasil". You'll be better off.

I'm actually downloading this right now for some reason. Maybe I'll do a mini review without that psychotic rating system you have going on.

Dynamite Kido, Banders, and I have just been acting tha fool the last few days on the interweb. Now you're up to date.

Well, you could always just you the old "whoosh" stand by. I suppose if that were applicable here, you could edit your post to do that. Let's compare our "public" dealings, with out "private' dealings, based on the PM's that I still have in my inbox: 1. Oct 14 2004, 09:49 PM 2. Most dates unknown, but quite irrelevant all the same. you Me: You: [quiote]Is it a guy having sex with a goat? If it's not, then I suppose I will search for it. Why is it "Goatce" anyway? And how nasty is it, on a scale of nastiest things you've ever seen? Me: You: Me: Me: My last pm on the subject. Not yet replied: That is the extent, to my knowledge, of our communications via private messages. Now let's pull up postings we've made to each other since you fell in love with me. First, we have this gem of a thread, where we both acted like retards and tried to wreck our standing on this forum. Although I will say that I damn sure have more points to lost than you do. Anyway. And then we have this thread in which I made a clever reply to your silly original post. Now, I don't see how I was being all kissy kissy nice nice in pm's with you when I was basically trying to direct you to something that could very well stay with you forever. Not to mention the fact that I was basially being very matter of fact about everything, and not particular friendly or assholish at all. Who was it that PM'd who to make nice on this retarded little fued? As far as this goes If you think I've been bullying you in any way shape or form, you need take a long look in the mirror, Then maybe bust your head into it a couple times to knock some sense into yourself. As far as net pals on TSM? I can very easily count the number of people from here that I ever talk to for the purpose of being online 'friends': slayer, Nevermortal, Frozen block of piss. The only other contact I've really had is with Agent about some cd trades, but that doesn't count. I'm sure none of them concern themselves with what I do on this forum. And that last part is wrong to. I sucked in that one thread. You suck in all of them, and frankly, I'm getting a bit tired of correcting you, so I hope to make this my last post on the matter. Capice?

Banders, everybody wants people to be in awe of them like people are in awe of subliminal_animal...but for the love of god you need to realize that direct rip offs look really, really bad. Furthermore, don't send me private messages about how you riled me up in our little flame battle, or how you won or anything. Nobody won because we both sucked. But you sucked more and you should retire from this board until you get yourself half a personality of your own.

how many idiots lost their accounts because of the retardation caused by the election stresses?

Pinned p2p thread, monkey. Then maybe you'll actually use something that isn't bad for your computer. You can't kill the adware on kazaa because they go together like peanut butter and jam. Can't have one without the other.

Therapy isn't failure if you don't expect to have your problems solved by the doctor. It's all on you, and it's gonna suck, but a doctor will at least give you someone without divided attention to vent at.

How is this huge publicity for WWE? How is this an ego boost for HHH?

That much I am aware of. Although I must say that Burn My Eyes was a fun album for a teen ager that was still 2-3 years away from discovering Emperor. Being more rural would probably do me some good, now that I think of it.

I played with a .22 rifle once. I doubt that the sound is anywhere near as cool or intimidating.

Not a shotgun, no. If this - slide being racked - refers to what I think it does. Obviously I don't know guns for shit.

I was like |---| close to joining an efed about a year + ago.

This is actually not a problem at all.

Stop posting anywhere on TSM

You are right, of course. One thing I'd like to see is this whole virus of unfunny gimmickry spread throughout the forum, making everything completely unreadable. The thing I hope for the most is that Alfdogg somehow manages to fix his posting style so it's not so stale and uninteresting to read him.

They are the very worst. Ban them.

I'm going as the guy that beats the living shit out of any little pecker that tries to fuck with my house.