Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye

Taken from another board which also didn't link the story. But it's probably on BMouth or some shit. ---- SCUM (photo), an all-new project featuring Samoth (ZYKLON, ex-EMPEROR), Faust (ex-EMPEROR), Happy Tom (TURBONEGRO), Casey Chaos (AMEN) and Cosmocrator (MINDGRINDER), have begun recording an album at Crystal Canyon Studio (TURBONEGRO, WE, EUROBOY) in Norway. Although no label or album title has been finalized, provisional songtitles include "Gospels for the Sick", "The Truth Will Be Sold" and "Hate the Sane". Chaos spoke to the U.K.'s Terrorizer magazine from the studio about the genesis of the project and the unfolding nature of the music. "Over the past two years I've had a project here," he begins, "I'm trying to make an album that's never been made before. It incorporates black metal with real punk rock. They say it was my brainchild to a degree, but I don't look at it that way, it's been like a war (laughs)! They're the best people I've ever played with. I've never, ever seen people so dedicated. "The real crime," he continues, "is that these guys haven't been playing together all this time. They're so gifted, there's so much natural chemistry. I never understood why I never really got into American metal but Norwegian black metal always had a place… I can tell now. They're so dedicated and so pure. It's a real purity thing. EMPEROR turned me on to black metal, pretty much, it changed my life in the way that punk did and I wanted to do something that would be an important record and reach out to other people. The intent of punk rock and black metal are basically the same. You're outcasts of society." On the style of the still-emerging songs he adds, "It doesn't sound like anything, that's the best thing. It doesn't even sound like what I thought it was gonna sound like. The original blueprint was Norwegian black metal with hooky, punk rock choruses, something along those vibes. But it's turned into a total inspiration for everybody. I've never experienced anything like it in my life and I've gone through a lot of shit (laughs)! It just goes from one song sounding like SWANS meets SABBATH to songs that have an old DARKTHRONE vibe, to DISSECTION, to NEUROSIS, to CELTIC FROST — it's those vibes but it's not blatantly stealing. And me singing on it makes it a lot different. It's a total freedom album and the band's bigger than all of us." On his role as frontman he commented, "Vocally it's the most challenging thing I've done. At times I'm pushing myself to do the black metal thing, but it's way more. There's something weird happening." He concluded, "I think everyone who hears it will just be blown away. It's gonna shake some shit up." ----- Of course, since it's my sworn Black Metal duty, I will be checking this out when it comes but I get the feeling that it is going to make me miss Emperor far worse than I already do.

HEY! This is how clouds, and classic threads, are born.

I'd just come back.

I'd say that's quite the generalization, there. Maybe a little pot.kettle.black on top of that, but I haven't decided yet.

Greatest forum ever, only because they mimic the section descriptions of this place to the letter.

He's pretty overexposed lately.

That commercial is the worst.

" Forever Rotting in a wrong Trojan Horse" The title of the next album from my WARmore project, to be certain.

Eggnog and rootbeer paralyzers are a grand christmas treat. Worst beverage is any form of the new sugar coolers like Mike's hard or the Smirnoff ones.

Should I post a little less in this forum? Maybe spend more time in the WWE section or something? Because I'm just really not feeling it in HD lately.

I always knew that when everything came to a head here...it would come to that.

IDRM, you know me pretty well here. Help me, what do I do now?

I should have said I miss Eagan, nobody would have hurt me so badly if I said that.

From the experience I've had with ephedra...it's a motherfucker. Avoid.

Bet I know what it is without even watching.

The fun of days gone by...with a bonus look at my social standing within the TSM universe at the time.

Help us get that one thread to page 6 and then I'll post the inflamatory remarks he pm'ed me, then he'll be gone. You have the power. And I miss The Upright Man. There's some others that I can't remember at the moment.

Yes, because that would end up being like metaphorically choking on my dick a little more with each passing post.

Oh man, this is a well known universal admission that there's nothing left in the tank. You say all this shit, but then you don't actually back yourself up when called on it beyond saying the equivalent of a Maury Povich slut guest's "Fuck you, y'all don't know me"

I explained that in my fourth post, rant. But I'll try harder, ok?

Who could sleep with this much excitement on my most favouritest forum. And it involves ME! Well, it's totally true Intel inside, fagmo. I don't like the way you ended that post with this. You are so close to crossing the fucking line with me it's not even funny.

Motherfucker gave up already. Guess they just don't build them like they used to.

Nobody wants your retarded gimmick concoctions here. the end.

I sure can! hmmm Banders is too fucking cool for school pretty good, eh? Don't listen to this back peddaling guys. on page 6, then end come for you Banders Kennany Mars Bars come in tubs now? Oh if only my teeth weren't so sweetness sensitive, I'd be all over that. Good thing my teeth aren't angry sensitive, or else you'd be causing me a toothache with your anger. Then I'd have to really take revenge on you.